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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

seems Jotaro is among many that wants to forget a certain shitty fan-fiction.
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SanoBaron said:
remember that time Hayato grabbed a bomb and didn't give a fuck.
:,^) shoulda gotten his own dedicated part.

*arrow points toward Kira before he gets BtD*

"Yes, victory!"

*arrow points toward Hayato instead, stabs him, revives him and gives him a stand*

"fuck you kira*
 
No one has anything to say about this?
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God,that hair...
I mean the both of them have awful hairstyles,so they must be family.
 
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Joshu is the darkest side of introverted human youth.
 
Ruin said:
i can only imagine how much you relate to him
hey man, he might be a degenerate, but that's no reason to be so cruel as to compare someone to Joshu.
not even I would do that.
that's just mean.
 
I'm so glad that my favorite Stand is getting recognition.

 
If the chapter is what I think it is,I'm not gonna check,then no,I'm not ready to see that
I'm ready to see Rohan fucking murder that innocent guy.
Or get his house burnt down.
I'm really not remembering any heroic thing he does unless it's Highway Star.
 
StairwayTDC said:
If the chapter is what I think it is,I'm not gonna check,then no,I'm not ready to see that
I'm ready to see Rohan fucking murder that innocent guy.
Or get his house burnt down.
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JUST LIKE JOHN WAYNE WOULDA DONE!
 
Who's ready for Baelien?

Side note this episode was so much more hype than I expected like damn.
 
Ruin said:
only because you aren't there :^)

sure walked rite in2 dat 1 didnt i ha h a a a a a a a a a a a

Anyway they took out the bit about how Rohan's manga isn't popular in America and Rohan says Americans have shit taste. Why do they keep taking out great lines. >:[
 
BeatNinja said:
sure walked rite in2 dat 1 didnt i ha h a a a a a a a a a a a

Anyway they took out the bit about how Rohan's manga isn't popular in America and Rohan says Americans have shit taste. Why do they keep taking out great lines. >:[

I was watching out for that line, and obviously because it's actually taken off over here now.
 
BeatNinja said:
Why do they keep taking out great lines. >:[
You do realize we've been getting hardcover releases of Jojo for some time now? And the blu rays are coming.
 
All I can say during the episode was...

"Everyone, come quick! The most amazing game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears is taking place!"
 
AdenPhoenix said:
You do realize we've been getting hardcover releases of Jojo for some time now? And the blu rays are coming.

Your point being?
 
SanoBaron said:
Man, what a weird stand that Boy Man Man.

hehehe... boy two "man"
 
SanoBaron said:
Man, what a weird stand that Boy Man Man.

Enjoy Part 4 animated while you can, because from Part 5 and onwards Stands get weird to the point that simply talking about them is incredibly hard, to put you an example, describing Star Platinum is easy, is a stand capable of punching crap and stopping time, just as the World, Silver Chariot is extremely fast and uses a fencing sword to combat its enemies, that is simple enough for anyone to understand.

Part 5 has King Crimson, it erases time, how does it work?, it just does, no one should question it because no one can fully comprehend it, i could write an essay about an estimation of KC powers based on Diavolo feats, but even then, it is just impossible to understand it normally, is Diavolo aware of the erased time due to Epitaph, if so, if the next 10 seconds are "erased" how does he acts outside of the erased time and change the events?, is it a time stop ability or time skipping ability?.

Then Gold Experience, which has the capability of reducing the senses of its opponents and also capable of producing Pokemons, is this ability plot-important to be mentioned again after Bruno's battle against Giorno?, of course not, neither Fugo with Purple Haze which apparently was written out due to being so OP, only for Araki to write GER, the most broken of all the stands, period.

Consistency in Jojo has never been its strong point, and we don't talk about the fuckery (with Stands) that is Part 6, no, just no, so for once, be thankful that Part 4 is relatively "normal", because after that, the title "Bizarre" will shine as a gold chalice.
 
Demifiend said:
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I was making a joke about the thing Zeriam said.

I know how balls to the walls JoJo can go, thank you very much.

now i will use my stand [TECHNOLOGIC] to fuckin' break my own reality.
 
SanoBaron said:
I was making a joke about the thing Zeriam said.

I know how balls to the walls JoJo can go, thank you very much.

now i will use my stand [TECHNOLOGIC] to fuckin' break my own reality.

Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out KC ability in the most realistic plane of existence i could possibly think of... speaking of it, if David Productions (well, the korean team) made something like this:
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Just imagine the anime version of this.
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BeatNinja said:
Your point being?
The conversation was about there being no English releases...
 
Demifiend said:
Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out KC ability in the most realistic plane of existence i could possibly think of... speaking of it, if David Productions (well, the korean team) made something like this:
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Just imagine the anime version of this.
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Why do people find King Crimson so hard to understand?

He can see into the future for ten seconds, react to what it is, then jump to that future while whatever the opponent is doing also skips to that point.

Like, if I started throwing a punch and he activated it, he would dodge the punch, and when it deactivates I'm standing there with my arm out not realizing what happened while he's behind me ready to attack back.
 
Shorydouken said:
Why do people find King Crimson so hard to understand?

He can see into the future for ten seconds, react to what it is, then jump to that future while whatever the opponent is doing also skips to that point.

Like, if I started throwing a punch and he activated it, he would dodge the punch, and when it deactivates I'm standing there with my arm out not realizing what happened while he's behind me ready to attack back.

The first point being memes, naturally, and the second one is the way it works, the explanation you gave is the most common one i found, but there are certain things to account in order to give some fictional "sense" to this power.

A. King Crimson predicts the first 10 seconds with Epitaph, now, how much time you would need to have those 10 seconds predicted, does Epitaph instantaneously receives the 10 seconds in a let's say, 0.3 seconds mark just for then pass the information to KC and then activate it?, or it doesn't "see" the whole events if not only the actions that will take during that frame time.

B. If King Crimson erases time, then, is it erasing the present time and the future time at the same time? (intended joke).
In that case, it would be impossible for Diavolo to move because if he is erasing time, then he is erasing the space that is around the time erased, and since Space and Time are both sides of one coin, then the actions of Diavolo cannot be executed during the erased time, because there is literally no time at all to move or react to since it was already erased.

C. Your explanation is logical, but it lacks a thing, assuming that you're gonna throw a punch to Diavolo in a let's say between 0.5 and 10 seconds, your punch takes exactly 4.5 and 6.5 seconds of the exact "predicted" time frame to reach its target, but then we have another contradiction, if Diavolo can erase the future time (assuming that he can "react" to time that doesn't exist, refer to point B) then, wouldn't be more logical to just "erase" bits of the time but not all the 9.5 seconds that all the actions take?, but then again, the power states that all the actions taken in the erased have already happened, but they didn't happened, let us put it like this.

Imagine that A is me and B is Diavolo, and i'm gonna shoot Diavolo and the graph would be something like this:

A>>>>>>B>>>>>>

With King Crimson power, Diavolo makes it so that instead of being the previous example, it would be this.

A>>> B >>>>>>>

The bullet didn't reached Diavolo's body but is still on-going, so he erased a part of the time that took the bullet to actually hit him, but in some scans of the manga, not only he is able to sometimes interact with the environment of the erased time, but he can also move during the erased time, that is impossible because you aren't stopping time like The World, you're "erasing it" so actions cannot be taken during something that it didn't happened in both the present and future and you aren't stopping time either so you cannot say something like "Well, Diavolo is aware of the erased time so he can move while at it" since the time that takes to do so doesn't match with the time that he is erasing, since no time can be erased while he is doing something.

The only explanation valid for the actions of Diavolo is that both Epitaph and KC are taking its movements within a realm apart, but this is never, ever mentioned, explained at all during Part V, add at it that the translation of Vento Aureo had inconsistencies and you have a power that doesn't match any of the criteria needed for a "logical" fictional power, so is technically breaking its own rules to make something that shouldn't happen, happen.

I'm still imagining how David Productions will handle Diavolo's power in the Part V anime, is gonna be something crazy i can predict.
 
I think stuff like this is why people get confused about his powers in the first place. They're not as complicated as you think.
 
King Crimson is fine, so long as you just ignore that one bit where the bullets passed through him. It's fairly consistent, otherwise.
 
FastLikeLightning said:
King Crimson is fine, so long as you just ignore that one bit where the bullets passed through him. It's fairly consistent, otherwise.
no, but they didn't pass through him.
they were going at him, then they were behind him.
 
SanoBaron said:
no, but they didn't pass through him.
they were going at him, then they were behind him.

It's still inconsistent with the other examples of his power, which otherwise doesn't have that effect.
 
So uh
Part 4 is getting a movie
a live action movie directed by Takashi Miike

that's definitely a thing that's happening
 
Can he lick a murder spider from his own ink tool and are his quartz, parchment, shear skills up to date?
 
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