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SG Hype 240p: 14 days of unfunny jokes

scrubbyscum999

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I am doing this for 14 days. Expect dancing, bad jokes, and just general cringe worthy material related in some way to SG. I do this for SG and the Poverty Stream. Yes, it will get worse. I guess inb4 hate mail for the rest of my life.

And no this is not meant to insult MikeZ its just a joke. I legit did try and draw MikeZ for the thumbnail, but drawing in MS Paint is impossible with my touchpad so, yeah. That's why it looks so bad. If someone can find me like, a 16:9 pic or just a better drawing, that would be cool.


For anyone who is wondering why I am making poorely made videos instead of practicing SG. This is my whiny reason. If want to endure 20+ minutes of whining, be my guest.


Yes, I know, my face is ugly.
 
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... I can't believe I sat through the entire 20-minute one.
 
... I can't believe I sat through the entire 20-minute one.

...why would you do that to yourself? That's an honest question. It just me bitching for 20 minutes. I guess I'll make an Annie video if that makes you happy.
 
I'm a glutton for punnish mints.
 
Okay going into this I have a lot of questions but not willing to find the answers.
 
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What...black ppl play sg. aside from that one wingzero dude
 
What...black ppl play sg. aside from that one wingzero dude

I know, black people playing video games. Who would've thought.

EDIT: Not trying to be rude but like is being black REALLY that special? I mean, why is that got to be the FIRST thing you have to comment on. I would rather you insult my videos to be honest...
 
Is it okay if I suggest a Minette video instead?
 
What...black ppl play sg. aside from that one wingzero dude
And KhaosMuffins (actually I'm not sure about Khaos tbh very ambiguous looking guy) and Negus Eyoel there's plenty. (but I forget most of them.)

Are you saying they aren't real black guys?
 
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I'm saying I'm surprised to see black guys playing this game. idk, just came off like that lol.

I wouldn't imagine any of the black guys i know playing sg...
 
Is it okay if I suggest a Minette video instead?

Ok, this one might be a little harder to think of. I think I can do some sort of stupid thing though.

I'm saying I'm surprised to see black guys playing this game. idk, just came off like that lol.

I wouldn't imagine any of the black guys i know playing sg...

I am not try to being anal and a hater or anything, but it just it does get annoying sometimes. It's like when people are surprised when I say I don't like rap, I listen to rock and classical, etc. It's not like it should be that surprising if I participate in something that isn't majority black people. I know what your not trying to be nasty or anything, its just important to keep that in mind.
 
I'm black, y'all. Don't let my infrequent use of slang and calm voice fool you, you can feel just as uncomfortable walking by me at night as you would any other black man.
 
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Ok, this one might be a little harder to think of. I think I can do some sort of stupid thing though.



I am not try to being anal and a hater or anything, but it just it does get annoying sometimes. It's like when people are surprised when I say I don't like rap, I listen to rock and classical, etc. It's not like it should be that surprising if I participate in something that isn't majority black people. I know what your not trying to be nasty or anything, its just important to keep that in mind.
Trust me, you'd be REALLY surprised if you saw me in real life, but let's just keep it that.
 
Moved to Video section because this thread seems to be a response for a series of videos.
 
I know, black people playing video games. Who would've thought.

EDIT: Not trying to be rude but like is being black REALLY that special? I mean, why is that got to be the FIRST thing you have to comment on. I would rather you insult my videos to be honest...
Apparently, there's some stereotype that black people aren't into Skullgirls and/or Anime/Airdash fighters, but more into Capcom fighters like Mahvel.
 
As a work of art, this ongoing video collection is superb. Showing both the inane nature of social media and the desperate ends people in 1st world countries go to to entertain themselves, it's truly a project that revels in showing the most vapid side of our society.
 
So I was tired but I did get this one up. I actually was reading from my computer what Lawrence supposedly wrote. This one is a little NSFW because I am trying to up the awkwardness of these videos. Skip to about the 3:00 mark cause I just babble like an idiot. So hear ya go DDB. If you don't like it, well, I'm sorry I disappointed you. I wouldn't put too much faith in a guy named scrubbyscum999.


I wonder if thee is people who hate me for these videos and just my general presence in the SG community but just don't say anything. Or my ego is too huge and nobody know who I am or gives a fuck.
 
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Video description: U see I recently discovered Filia's home in Orlando. Yall don't have to worry no more where she lives. If your wondering wut Filia is like she is pretty cool. She slapped me in teh face and knocked me out cause she thought I was a pervert. Well, I am a pervert, but it's not like I'm going to be assaultin people. It's ok, cause American Cerebella and Mexican Painwheel helped me up. They told me though they ain't saving me again. They bitch slapped me too. #RiseofaScrub


This is pretty much a shameless plug to my other sorts of videos. This one I made today was about some thoughts on what I can do for myself for 2014. Also, I need some damn ideas. I don't want to bust out one dancing video after another. Whens Hops stream when you need it?

 
When pursuing filmed comedy, don't ever show an onscreen entity laughing at their own jokes. The example in this case would be your laugh at the very end, right after the beep. Now, that beep bit was both unexpected and funny (the sudden zoom really brought it home), but you sucked the life right out of it by laughing. You should've cut to black as you were sounding off your beep sound effect, which would've left the sudden beep as the last thing in the audience's mind, as opposed to the self-laugh you gave right after.
 
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When pursuing filmed comedy, don't ever show an onscreen entity laughing at their own jokes. The example in this case would be your laugh at the very end, right after the beep. Now, that beep bit was both unexpected and funny (the sudden zoom really brought it home), but you sucked the life right out of it by laughing. You should've cut to black as you were sounding off your beep sound effect, which would've left the sudden beep as the last thing in the audience's mind, as opposed to the self-laugh you gave right after.

Oh yeah the never laugh at your own jokes thing. :/ I can actually probably edit that part out, so maybe I'll reupload it tomorrow.

EDIT: WTF, that thumbnail for the 2014 video is horrible lol. Guess I am changing that.
 

Someone said they actually like my videos...

This one is a lot longer. Just skim through it since I am assuming nobody is going to watch 7 minutes of my Scrubatron persona.

Video Description: I may be a scrub but i alredy be doin real life combos. This is a verrry cooriDIn8ted that be haven godlik editing n suche. Cisco mai bro from Africa requested somethin and now he won't be attaked by craze goat lovers at nite nomo. Yall haters, i may be losing to yall people now but when I be rechenn my final form u goin to be sorry. Def3t the scrubhart.
 
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