Bayonetta thread? Bayonetta thread

Discussion in 'Gaming' started by Lumen Fortuna, Sep 15, 2013.

  1. BlackRoseAngel

    BlackRoseAngel The EVIL Ice Cream Lady

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    I was asked to summarize my position. Take my opinion for the disappointed fangirl rambling that it is. Just don't hate me too bitterly.

    I am well aware that Bayo 2 would not exist if not for Nintendo putting up the money. However I'm not willing to cough up $300 for a Wii U, not that I have that kind of money and if I did I still wouldn't buy one. I also am well aware that a port will never happen because Nintendo hoards it's IPs like Smaug hoards shiny objects. I resigned myself to the futility of never being able to play this game a long time ago, but others foolishly approached Kamiya about a port. Kamiya responded in typical intrawebz style, establishing himself as a troll game developer. I think that as person in the public eye, he should have handled that better. Though nowadays it seems like most people in the public eye act like assholes anyway and act like they have the right to do because they're famous and we're dirty peasants. Eh...

    So to reiterate I know Bayonetta 2 would not exist without Nintendo, but for me it might as well not exist.
     
  2. SanoBaron

    SanoBaron Delicious chewable Hubba-Bella

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    my only response is this:

    it's been proven that the more someone is asked the same question, the less likely they're gonna be nice about answering it. I can see where Kamiya is coming from, and I can respect that you don't like his attitude towards the constant questions.
     
  3. juju_for_president

    juju_for_president Top-Hatted Assassin

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    @BlackRoseAngel I get where your coming from. As I've said before, I personally would not recommend a Wii U to someone even for Bayo 2, and I have a Wii U. I've rambled on and on about the things I don't like about it before, and even though I believe the purchase was worth it to me, I had three other siblings to split the price with, and it was a refurbished Wii U with a price cut.

    I don't like exclusivity. I get no enjoyment out of owners of other consoles not being able to play the games I play. In my stupidly idealized world, exclusivity would solely be for actual first party titles, like Nintendo's Mario, Zelda, etc, and third party titles would be for everything, or all games would be on one console, but that idealized world is not going to exist any time soon.

    In Kamiya's defense, it would be cool if Kamiya could keep a calm, classy demeanor and respond to the requests for a port in a polite manner, but... people have been absolutely unreasonable in their port begging. Platinum and it's fans have explained the situation time and time again, and there are still tons of people who demand and demand, even now. From what I heard, even RoosterTeeth suggested that Bayo 2 could end up getting ported in a fairly recent video! I don't really watch their stuff, but they seem like the kind of guys that would know better! If even they didn't get it, one can only imagine the number of average gamers who still aren't aware.

    Given that he's had to deal with port begging since the very first day it was announced as an exclusive, I don't think it's unreasonable to assume that Kamiya is incredibly sick of it. Even the reasonable requests are likely blurred with the stupid ones, and it's sad that he has to deal with that.

    And in Nintendo's defense, there is no reason why Nintendo would let an IP that they are publishing onto other consoles, when they have their own console to put games on... a console that desperately needs more games, no less.

    But I understand: not being able to play the game you want to play sucks. It sucks. A lot. And seeing Kamiya aggressively shoot down port requests likely doesn't make it any better.
     
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  4. Clawsome Bombs

    Clawsome Bombs H E I S T B O Y S before GTAV lol

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    As a Sony and Ninty guy I still want to play KI but hey the console world is full of shit as always
    Anyway 4 more days wooooo
    Finally got a Platinum rank overall on the demo
    I would have gotten PP by now but I've been enraging the enemies to get increased combo scores (Umbran Climax + Raged = Combo Points GET) and they catch me off guard sometimes with their attacks
    When I got to the results screen though the Platinum quote changed from the pole dancer bit
    I thought it might be fun to compile those rank quotes here as people get them

    Bayo 1:
    Stone: "Oh, what a day!" (Enzo)
    Bronze: "Yay!" (Cereza)
    Silver: "Ha ha ha..." (Luka)
    Gold: "Heh heh heh...bad!" (Rodin)
    Platinum: "I should've been a pole dancer!" (Bayonetta)
    Pure Platinum: "Ha ha ha ha!" (Bayonetta) "Mummy, you're the best!" (Cereza)

    Bayo 2:
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    Stone: ???
    Bronze: ???
    Silver: ???
    Gold: "Heh heh heh..." (Rodin) small note that the bad! part is gone
    Platinum: "Do you like my new haircut?" (Bayonetta)
    Pure Platinum: ??? (Coming soon maybe)
     
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  5. juju_for_president

    juju_for_president Top-Hatted Assassin

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    I always thought Rodin was saying "Bang!" in Bayo 1.
     
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  6. Clawsome Bombs

    Clawsome Bombs H E I S T B O Y S before GTAV lol

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    He might have said that too
    I always imagined he meant it like "bad" as in good
    Like, "you're one bad mother-" shut yo' mouth
     
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  7. Rynozilla

    Rynozilla Guess what I'm watching

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    I feel like I'm the only person that feels good getting a Bronze trophy, thanks to cute little Ceresita.
     
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  8. juju_for_president

    juju_for_president Top-Hatted Assassin

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    I had the opposite sort of reactions at one point: when I was going for all Platinums on Normal, I got sick of getting Golds, I eventually took Rodin's chuckle as him mocking me.

    "Shut up, Rodin, I'm gonna get a Platinum next run... STOP LAUGHING!!!"

    Yeah, going for Platinums made me a wee bit nutty :/
     
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  9. Fat-Ass ♪

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    That's the only thing I'm gonna really miss with Bayo 2: the trophies!!!!! Bayo had its frustrating moments regarding the platinum but I'd do it again it if I had to because of my sheer love for the game. I hope Bayo 2 has some kind of in game trophy thingamajig like the first one did.
     
  10. shoryusatsu999

    shoryusatsu999 Nothing but footdive!

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    It does. They're called Bewitchments.
     
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  11. Clawsome Bombs

    Clawsome Bombs H E I S T B O Y S before GTAV lol

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    So this was posted in the Funny and Random stuff thread

    Show Spoiler




    P* + Nintendo = life
     
  12. BlackRoseAngel

    BlackRoseAngel The EVIL Ice Cream Lady

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    Oh Nintendo, you're such a whore.
     
  13. Clawsome Bombs

    Clawsome Bombs H E I S T B O Y S before GTAV lol

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    By the way they acted I guess they are huh
    I mean they let P* do whatever they want with some of their most beloved franchises
    P* took Mario, Zelda, StarFox, and Samus and did naughty things to them


    l-lewd
     
  14. TechPowah

    TechPowah Just a simple Hero

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    Maybe Nintendo just really likes using Chain Chomps as weapons

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Clawsome Bombs

    Clawsome Bombs H E I S T B O Y S before GTAV lol

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    Well blow me over I didn't know that was a weapon in HW
     
  16. JinKazama'94

    JinKazama'94 INACTIVE

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    It was also in Link to the Past...

    YeahNintendo'sgotachainchompfetish
     
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  17. Clawsome Bombs

    Clawsome Bombs H E I S T B O Y S before GTAV lol

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    Wait what really
    I didn't know any of this stuff

    The world I know is an illusion
    A fantastic, terrible, awesome, chaotic illusion
     
  18. JinKazama'94

    JinKazama'94 INACTIVE

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    No...

    You slept for too long

     
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  19. TechPowah

    TechPowah Just a simple Hero

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    Chain Chomps have also been in Link's Awakening, Four Swords, A Link to the Past, Four Swords Anniversary and WarioWare: Touched

    But Chain Chomps are rad as fuck, why wouldn't you try to stuff them into every game.

    <Fun fact: Chain Chomps were actually created as a Zelda enemy, but ended up being used for Super Mario Bros. 3 first.>
     
  20. BlackRoseAngel

    BlackRoseAngel The EVIL Ice Cream Lady

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    I'm so glad they trashed that ending and went with the awesome one.
     
  21. Clawsome Bombs

    Clawsome Bombs H E I S T B O Y S before GTAV lol

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    4:10 is what I say to my brother when I come home and he's in major trouble with our mom



    Also the camera angle there makes it look like she has a Stand
     
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  22. Rynozilla

    Rynozilla Guess what I'm watching

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    Bayo 2 Jeanne Taunts~! (open)


    God, I love Jeanne...
     
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  23. Zeriam

    Zeriam Knight of Skittles

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    I wish they kept her "Bitch, Please!" taunt from the first game.
     
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  24. Rynozilla

    Rynozilla Guess what I'm watching

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    I kinda like her "Enough with your shit!" taunt more, personally
     
  25. BlackRoseAngel

    BlackRoseAngel The EVIL Ice Cream Lady

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    Censor, censor, censor. Join Nintendo and mark things.
     
  26. Fat-Ass ♪

    Fat-Ass ♪ Quite cheeky

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    Lol, "You muthafuckah!"

    My favorite. <3 Jeanne
     
  27. Rynozilla

    Rynozilla Guess what I'm watching

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    UMBRAN ELEGANCES~! + "Mama-Mia!" TAUNT (open)


    YES, YES I DO HAVE TO USE CAPS.
    P.S. These vids are not made by me, in case any of you were wondering
     
  28. Zeriam

    Zeriam Knight of Skittles

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    Bayonetta 1+2 First Print Edition - European Unboxing
     
  29. Zeriam

    Zeriam Knight of Skittles

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    Wii U - Bayonetta 2 Accolades Trailer
     
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  30. Clawsome Bombs

    Clawsome Bombs H E I S T B O Y S before GTAV lol

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    Ftfy

    That demon fist bump at 0:50
    Somebody make that glorious moment a gif
     
  31. Fat-Ass ♪

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    I want to watch these so bad!!! But patience, patience, Bayo releases tomorrrrroooooooow!!
    Shame cause I actually won't be able to play it til next week most likely, maybe even later since I am buried in exams and papers and other bullshit.
    [​IMG]
     
  32. Zeriam

    Zeriam Knight of Skittles

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    Just have to remember three words.

    Show Spoiler
    Tomorrow is mine.
     
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  33. Rynozilla

    Rynozilla Guess what I'm watching

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    Then you'd have a
    Show Spoiler

    Mysterious Destiny
     
  34. Rynozilla

    Rynozilla Guess what I'm watching

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    This is a thing I made (open)

    [​IMG]
    But thought I would post it here too.
    It's Alraune
     
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  35. Fat-Ass ♪

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    I think I liked that. It is gawgeous. <3 Eliza can wear the hell out of dark dark skin.
     
  36. Rynozilla

    Rynozilla Guess what I'm watching

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    Agreed! x3
    I think it also fits her, because of their body types
     
  37. Rynozilla

    Rynozilla Guess what I'm watching

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    BAYO 2 HALO FARMING! (open)


     
  38. Ruin

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    okay but when's Beonetta
     
  39. Rynozilla

    Rynozilla Guess what I'm watching

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    I demand this be a thing. Artists pls.
     
  40. Fat-Ass ♪

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    Oh my god yes. Don't forget the bulge.
     
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