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I need a naked picture of Beowulf/Taliesin

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OK, now that I have your attention, perhaps I should explain.

I need someone who has crazy mad skillz to draw a custom arcade stick layout for me. The idea is simple. It should be Beowulf or maybe even Taliesin, NAKED but where the groin would be is where the joystick is. This is going to be a birthday gift for my wife.

Ideally, the pose would just be him laying on his side so his head is above the buttons or something. Or maybe him standing with his arms behind his head and his groin being where the arcade stick is.

You can make it as lewd as you want. Blushing, sweating, nothing is off-limits except for one thing: please don't actually draw his junk. Even though he won't really be showing it, I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT :p (oh yeah, and no uh bodily fluids)

The layout is here.
https://www.focusattack.com/template/download/plexi/brand/qanba/q4raf/Q4RAF-TOP-OVERLAY.psd

Also since this is a commission, post a price. I'd prefer if someone here was the artist than trying to get permission from someone else.

The idea came from a conversation with my wife about how people should bring their own controllers to tournaments, and how hilarious it would be if we made a stick with a naked guy with a pink ball top to lend to people who forget their arcade sticks. Then we could call it the dick stick.

I want to make the dick stick a reality.
 
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I want to make the dick stick a reality.
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This must be done...
 
If possible please position his nipples where two buttons would be so I can get pink buttons for them.
 
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I would seriously drive up to where you are, if you still live in SC, just to see this dick stick.
 
I wanted a stick like this with Poison once upon a time. Then I gave up. Or sobered up, can't remember which came first.

Anyway, don't give up guitalex, you keep looking for that pot o' dicks at the end of the dickbow.
 
Hey man, if titty mouse pads are acceptable than so are dick sticks. Fuck double standards.
Oh, no I don't like titty mouse pads either. That's just my basic reaction to merchandise of this variety.
 
i'm going to be completely honest, if i ever run into that stick i'm putting whip cream on the shaft and body just to see what reactions i get
 
i'm going to be completely honest, if i ever run into that stick i'm putting whip cream on the shaft and body just to see what reactions i get
trust me, I know household stuff you can use that will give you better reactions. believe me. :PUN:
 
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Dude come on, try not to be disgusting.
 
I know where your wife sleeps.

That stick will be mine.
 
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I know where your wife sleeps.

That stick will be mine.
You wish.
 
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alexis

we are not friends
 
If possible please position his nipples where two buttons would be so I can get pink buttons for them.

I expect him to be in a Nudist Beach outfit as well.
 
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those sticks are literally arguments waiting to happen
 
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So hey, guitalex, you kinda need to answer this pretty important question in regards to this request.








What's the deadline?