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Weird or Unusual headcanons

Weird Head Canon Time.
  • Umbrella actually does not care for the Annie, Girl of the Stars TV show. In fact she thinks it's for babies and considers her older sister Parasoul a huge nerd for liking it.
 
  • Beowulf has a very extensive knowledge of various mythologies and mythical stories. A lot of his move set will be themed after such myths.
  • Umbrella, in her free time, writes extensive and detailed reports and reviews of different ice ream brands and flavors. She's an often sited source for ice cream arguments.
  • Brain Drain as had to ask Avian for help for making artificial parasites. Ironically, the parasites Painwheel has are the ones he didn't need help with.
  • I've mentioned it elsewhere but I still think Eliza is an Exhibitionist.
 
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Undeadtoon said:
  • Beowulf has a very extensive knowledge of various mythologies and mythical stories. A lot of his move set will be themed after such myths.
  • Umbrella, in her free time, writes extensive and detailed reports and reviews of different ice ream brands and flavors. She's an often sited source for ice cream arguments.
  • Brain Drain as had to ask Avian for help for making artificial parasites. Ironically, the parasites Painwheel has are the ones he didn't need help with.
  • I've mentioned it elsewhere but I still think Eliza is an Exhibitionist.
When you really think about it, just like Double, Eliza isn't really wearing clothes at all...
 
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PaperBag_Sniper said:
When you really think about it, just like Double, Eliza isn't really wearing clothes at all...
Yes but I'm talking about her normal, not choking a bitch mode here. Basically in her free time.
 
Undeadtoon said:
Yes but I'm talking about her normal, not choking a bitch mode here. Basically in her free time.
Well, her stage will be a bath house so you may be onto something.
 
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Wow, Lilo's voice is so much younger sounding in the movie then I remember. Anyway:

* Big Band's breathing mask doubles as one of those voice-activate gizmos for his attacks; For an example, he literally has to call out "TUBATUBATUBA..." for either of his Hundred Brass Knuckles moves to work.
 
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Shouldn't that be Grandfather Avian?
 
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Shockdingo said:
I have a head canon that Brain Drain was a bit of a loser when he was human but had great latent psychic potential. A slacker, used his talents for cheap parlor tricks or to cheat a poker, but couldn't really push his abilities to make him dangerous. After the accident, he underwent a personality shift and strived to be this grandiose, methodical evil genius. As a result he became immensely vain. He could have gained a stylized and simple body, but instead, he has what appears to by a rather muscular physique underneath his fancy coat.

Here's where the weirdness comes in. He obviously doesn't see himself as evil, but as the dark hero the world needs to take the fight to all the cosmic horrors..it's just that, he sees himself above morals, and things like...pity. When crafting Painwheel, he applied that twisted concept to her. He, in his own way cares for her and has crafted her into his ideal daughter-like figure. A cold, powerful and visually arresting figure. By making her perfect he also made sure that she couldn't remove her mask. Why? Why suture and staple a mask to her. Faces. Brain Drain hates faces.

In producing his perfect child, he needed to get rid of such a feature without "hurting or disfiguring her" Sure the pronounced veins and gait are unfortunate, but they are necessary evils for Skullgirl slaying and experimentation. Why does he hate faces? In his grand vanity, he realized, he couldn't find a perfect face. The unemotional bits of metal and plastics served their purpose, but then, Brain Drain started becoming unnerved that he couldn't laugh, couldn't sneer, couldn't grin at his genius. It started as an annoyance, but then became, a point of obsessing. He tried other casings and renovations, but...nothing felt right. Sure they were more menacing than his original...human face, but still. It felt wrong somehow, artificial. It mocked him, in all his greatness, with all his resources, he could make other bodies, other faces...but nothing felt right. Nothing felt like it was...him. IF he could not have a face, why should his potential heir, his daughter, his grand creation have such a strange feature....why indeed?


I er...ahem, may have looked too deep into speculating his character when I voiced him...I...I think I know how he thinks...I'm gonna go lie down and hope I don't wake up a Brain in a cybernetic body...
I've sadly missed this but how depressingly horrifying. I accept.
 
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Okay this is a bit silly but I have a headcanon that Tom, before he joined the Medici mafia, often tried various ways to give himself more height. Such as application for cybernetic bodies, super soldier program and at least one attempt of low scale Gene slicing using Shark dagonian DNA. Sadly the last one only gave him super strong and sharp teeth instead and he couldn't apply for the other two because he was too small/short.
 
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Cerebella is allergic to dogs while Feng's allergic to cats. Nobody knows why those two specific allergies are the only ones they have.
 
Do to his robot body, Brain Drain rarely gets sick. Somehow only the elusive cold can get past his systems. He has tried creating a cure for it just to rid the damn thing but nothing worked.
 
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I posted this is another thread but I think its more relevant here:

I like to think that whenever Fukua laughs, she makes a "Fu fu fu" sound that makes her sound like an arrogant anime girl. Or a pokemon. I'm not sure on which.
 
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Squigly and Umbrella are best friends

Even Eliza is disgusted by what Black Dahlia does for the Medici

Somewhere in New Meridian there is an equivalent to the scissor sword
 
Among the top selling toys in the Canopy Kingdom are Beowulf Action Figures that flex when you squeeze them.

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Filia tends to become scared shitless at the sight of anyone with green hair and dark skin due to her nightmares of Fukua killing her, vandalizing her corpse, and turning her head into a mask.
 
She's also scared whenever she sees that one show come on. You know, the one with the girl and the rabbit.
 
surprisingly, Filia does not care for the works of David Lynch
 
DDB said:
She's also scared whenever she sees that one show come on. You know, the one with the girl and the rabbit.
You just gave me an idea.

The first episode of Annie: Girl of the Stars Filia watched after the nightmares started ended with Annie getting covered in liquid chocolate. She never watched that show voluntarily again.
 
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I got a weird head canon that I've been thinking about for a while so hear me out:

Two weeks ago on the stream broadcast of "Who Y'all Like" someone said that all mentions of parasoul's marksman No.13 should be replaced with the term "redacted" as a reference to her being erased from existence. (I can't recall who said it and there's no stream archive of that date) But then I thought, what if No.13 was made into totally redesigned into a feral character not unlike Redacted from Divekick?

I quickly dismissed that idea being silly, but it seems it stuck around my head when I was looking up some official SG art and noticed emlan's wolfwife and thought "neat".

So now my head canon is that wolf wife is an egret.
 
Then they'd get sued for using another property's character.
 
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DDB said:
Then they'd get sued for using another property's character.
I don't think you're thinking about the same thing I'm thinking about.

I'm talking about a background I just imagined for a character designed and created by an artist who worked on the game.
 
Zazz said:
I don't think you're thinking about the same thing I'm thinking about.
Remember this is DDB you're talking to, look closely and try to find what is most likely a very subtle joke.
 
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Undeadtoon said:
  • Beowulf has a very extensive knowledge of various mythologies and mythical stories. A lot of his move set will be themed after such myths.

On top of this, I'm hoping he uses Old English words and phrases like the ones used in the epic, and using kennings to refer to other characters, never using their actual names.
 
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Juju still exists, she's just stuck in Aeons room for the moment

Eliza actually does donate the blood she recieves from her charities, but only 20% of it

Annie is a fan of Umbrellas ice cream reviews

Panzerfaust actually has a small pony for a pet. If you hurt it, he will destroy you
 
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-Big Band isn't entirely in charge of his motives, same with peacock

-Probably not a secret, and easy to tell, but Painwheel feels immense pain during her moves

-Samson and Leviathan hold back during fights, likely to spare Filia or Squigly, both for their respective reasons.

-Beowulf x Taliesin is canon

-Valentine will bang anything with human/robotic legs

-Filia knows about portions of her past but refuses to acknowledge them due to unknown circumstances

-Ms. Fortune x Minette is canon

-Zone Tan is secretly imagining everyone fighting naked when she stands there. That's right. Big Band too.
 
Furrunfunfunfun said:
valentine saves chocolate between her breasts
How does it not melt then? No pun intented but breasts are hot.
 
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Cheesedragon said:
On top of this, I'm hoping he uses Old English words and phrases like the ones used in the epic, and using kennings to refer to other characters, never using their actual names.
I agree except some of the phrases are modernized because otherwise they would probably not be super obvious intent wise.
 
Undeadtoon said:
How does it not melt then? No pun intented but breasts are hot.

I can confirm that an icepack between the breasts does wonders to prevent melting.

...Hey, she's a nurse, right? Icepacks are totally part of standard first aid equipment.
 
LKArtillery said:
I can confirm that an icepack between the breasts does wonders to prevent melting.

...Hey, she's a nurse, right? Icepacks are totally part of standard first aid equipment.

She would probably have to switch the ice packs out regularly, or else she'll just have melted chocolate sitting over a pack of water somewhere in between her breasts.
 
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Ottomo often acts as a straight man to a majority of the Medici family's funny/wise guys in a very black comedy kind of way.

Denizen said:
Technically that's not a pun it's a double entendre, but I still found it funny.

Thanks, I aim to please.
 
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Just some baseless but kinda stuff:

-On the night of Squiggly's death, Eliza and her were due to end on a double act. Evidently, not much came about from this.

-Before Carol became Painwheel, she used to play the trumpet and write amateur poetry at high school. Sometimes, in the midst of Brain drain's orders, she hears the songs she used to play, but doesn't recognize her work. She tends to hate all music as a result.

-Peacock smokes because she picked up the habit from Marie's brother. After she became the anti-skullgirl, it's became part of her sanity.

-Valentine has multiple hearts in her body - one for each member of Last hope member lost that day. They are all fully functioning , and each beat in unison when fighting Marie.

-Robot Fortune is devout to the Trinity -because- she was programmed to feel pain. Because she was able to gauge pain, she was able to understand other emotions in a binary system, mostly based on the lack/type of pain caused - happiness, sadness, apathy and so on are all emotions she has taught herself to understand, which she believes is a Miracle from the trinity.
 
Samson has a distinct taste for the type of hats that filia wears.
 
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I posted these on tumblr a while ago but eh, why not put them here

this i thought of today, when pea gets tired while she’s out and about with her cronies she’ll start yawning pretty loudly, and maybe sometimes even trip over herself because she might start to doze off mid-walk. her cronies notice this and they’ll ask her if she’s tired (which she obviously responds with “yes”) and so they’ll carry her and she either manages to stay awake when she gets home to get into her pjs and such and go to bed or eventually fall asleep in which her cronies tuck her in once they get back home

then this ive had for a while, there are some mornings where peacock wants to do anything but get up. so when avery fulfills his role as her alarm clock, she’ll, still half asleep, pull out one of her guns and fire it a couple times to shut him up. this results in startling/waking everyone and rushing over to peacock’s room to see whats wrong only to find a frightened avery, a snoozing peacock and some holes in the ceiling
 
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Before he left the labs, Tom stole several weapons plans from the ASG Labs, as a result he is forever banned and is often on the Lab's kill on sight list.
 
You do NOT want to try Sekhmet's cooking. It could knock out a shark with one bite.
 
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