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REPUBLICAN CAAAARRR - Kaiji Tang's REPUBLICAN DOUBLE Dialogue Suggestions

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Hey people, before the old Skullheart went down we had a bunch of voice pack dialogue suggestions for the voice actors to reference when doing their recording jig.
So yeah they kinda all got deleted and somehow weren't made again.


SO HERE'S A THREAD FOR REPUBLICAN DOUBLE

Uh REPUBLICAN CAAARR
.. I don't remember any of the old lines

If you don't know what Republican Double is
 
IT'S A PARTY, A REPUBLICAN PARTY
VOTE FOR ME MOTHERFUCKER

(defeat)-I fall so Democracy can Live
-The Republicans... Lost?
-The Republican Car has broken down

(Win)-AMERICA, FUCK YEAH
-FOR THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
(Other Political-Related Quotes)
 
Per a YouTube Comment which I thought had some pretty good ones:

Luger Replica: Second!
Bare Arms!

Hornet Bomber: Geronimo!

Item Crash (Teacup): Boston Tea Time!
Item Crash (Oil Drum): Black Gold!
Item Crash (Fridge): Got munchies?

Bandwagon Rush: REPUBLICAN CAAAAAR! (As if that wasn't obvious.)
American-Made!

Cattelite Lives: It's a Party! A REPUBLICAN PARTY! (Also as if that wasn't obvious.)

Nightmare Legion: Meet my cabinet!

Megalith Array: THERE IS NO AREA 51!

And also some original thought:
Intro (General): Hey, hey, hey, I'm here to take your job!
Intro (Vs. Parasoul and related): I'm here to commandeer you!

Victory (General, By Timeout*): You've been filibustered! (* Disclaimer: I have no idea if this is actually possible.)

Defeat (General): I'll be back...next election...
 
Intro: I'm AGAINST social benefits!
Intro: I'm stronk like the military!
Intro: Protection ain't going to help you now!

As a political junkie, I am disappointed I can't think of many quotes...
 
I just want 10% of taxes going into tentacle porn.
 
Intro: KEEP IT FAIR AND BALANCED!

Intro (Squigly): HOW COME YOU DON'T INVITE ME TO PARTIES ANYMORE?

Intro (Marie): It can't be... SKELETONS ARE ONLY A MYTH!

Strong pie: Make it HIGHER!

Air grab: SWING STATE!

Win: DON'T MISUNDERESTIMATE ME!

Win (Parasoul): If only your approval ratings were as high as your SKIRT!

Win (timeout): A win by technicality... THE BEST KIND OF WIN!

Win (timeout): Tide goes in, time runs out! YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN IT!

Loss (timeout): JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE TERM..!

Loss: I... want a recount...
 
Intro: "I smell a known unknown!"
Ground tech: "[(bleep) it,] we're doin' it live!" (The expletive can be omitted if necessary. Reference:
)
Loss against opponent who has assists: "Damn third parties wearin' down mah HP!"
Win (general): "Ha! I guess you couldn't!"
 
(don't know where to place it): DAGONIANS TOOK OUR JOBS!

Alternate intro vs Squigly/Big Band/Eliza/Beowulf/Robo-Fortune: FREE DLC IS SOCIALISM.

Intro vs Filia: PARASITE LAWS NEED TO BE REFORMED.

Intro vs Ms Fortune: CATNIP IS A GATEWAY DRUG.

Nightmare Legion start: HEY!HEY!HEY! I'M A NUN AND THIS IS A CHURCH!
Nightmare Legion end: YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE NOW, MUDDAFUGGA!
 
If I'm bumping, I don't mean to, but I can't help but feel Republican Double is going to sound a LOT like Senator Stephen Armstrong from Revengeance.

On a more helpful note, may I just throw in the ideas of using "IT'S NOT A FETUS, IT'S A BABY!!" and "MARIJUANA IS A GATEWAY DRUG!!" Because I'm pretty sure he's said those before, and therefore they should be included.
 
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I'm not sure what to put here for voice lines, Kaiji is just so unpredictable sometimes.
I guess anything from any video that Republican Double has spoken in is fair game.
 
Actually, seeing as how he's stated to be Republican in the game, I'm wondering if we can or cannot try to sneak some Stephen Armstrong from Revengeance quotes in.

"DON'T MESS WITH THIS NUN!"
 
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Dammit, now I need to go back and play more MGR:R so that I can find more Armstrong jokes to sneak in!!
 
I'm a republican! :PUN:

I think that Republican Double will likely be a member of the political party.
This makes me want to master Double even more! When's all this stuff come out, anyways? And for that matter, how does it work?


(Now watch this drive.)
 
Short answer, no one knows
 
Short answer, no one knows
well, thanks anyways... Also, new Idea: Not just "Republican Carrrr!", but instead:

"Now Watch this Drive! Republican Carrrrrr!!!"

Not much of a difference, but I think it sounds great!

(one more time)

REPUBLICANNNNN CARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!:PUN:
 
Retort when Republican Double techs from a knockdown:
"You're flip flopping on the issue!"
 
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Maybe it's obvious but after a win: "....Catholicism"





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