Recent content by The Dave

Well, that's concerning. I like axe climbing. And I like having a slow, steady pace where I can "mosey along" and take my time. Oh, well. And it's been ages since I played They Bleed Pixels, but I seem to recall quitting because it got freakishly difficult and punishing about halfway...

Magic plants make magic pants! Material science is often limited by what's available. Easy copper and tin deposits yield a bronze age. Tree monsters and healing herbs can likely be harvested into a stretchy, skin-like plant-leather. Said material is also remarkably capable of restraining...

ahem. Lanshi plush. Lanshi plush Where, when, and how please please please make this happen it's so fluffy!

...it involves a lot of grappling.

The world's a giant bird bath?

Really liked the little cutscenes. Razmi's the best. Eat it, Ajna!. And Baozhai's little grin when firing her cannons is adorable!

Any idea how much more dev time's ahead of us? Indiegogo says rewards are estimated "early 2018," and I have a sneaking suspicion we're a bit past that.

Inb4 they introduce Double Zero, a living cosmic glitch whose frames are made of unused character concepts.

All of Ico's moves involve asking the princess to fight for him. :P I think it'd be funny if a game gradually adds more and more Dalkstalkers characters until Skullgirls 2 or Killer Instinct 6 is effectively Darkstalkers 4. 3? 4? 3.5? Pathfinder? I dunno, I just like red riding hood with...

Sekhmet. Not Eliza, Sekhmet. You know how Tim Burton's works all kind of look the same? Because "goth-phase Johnny Depp" is his baseline, he can't really have anyone thinner or paler. This is especially apparent in his stop motion works- Corpse Bride Johnny Depp is literally as thin as a...

Thinking about it, there's a practical benefit to "wider" characters- more room to draw features or details, fits better on a 16:9 screen. Having a generally chunky "baseline" gives plenty of room to design taller, shorter, thinner, thicker characters. If everyone is Painwheel, it's harder to...

Can confirm, that's a natural reaction to eating too much a reasonable and proper amount of pho.

Stuff isn't created because "X demographic deserves it." Stuff is created either to fulfill an internal vision and/or bring home sweet, sweet income. Otherwise, I need to ask, what did we do to deserve The Human Centipede? Or Sharknado 3? Given how long game development takes and how many...

To be fair, lots of people want Cooler, too. I'd also love Bulma's "Killing crabs in the ocean" form. Could be a Tron Bonne type. [Edit] DB Super "Pan with a shotgun" would also be cool. Chichi as a MvC 2 Jill Valentine "dodge the random enemies that hurt the enemy" type would also be...