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Homestuck has conditioned me to assume that whenever I see something like whatever the heck's going on with June's standing cycle, something fundamentally awful is going to happen to someone who probably doesn't deserve it. So June hype and also existential dread.

Hadantlerken?

Now this looks like a cool little game. I'm gonna back that noise and do some learnin' on Lua coding. Bonus points because they appear to actually be using 8-bit sprites and backgrounds for their "8-bit" game. So many devs, indie and otherwise, use 16-bit sprites but identify them as 8-bit...

The DVD for Rainbow Rocks is out as of yesterday, so you'll be able to see that missing content. I've got Shine Like Rainbows stuck in my head right now, and I'm frankly okay with that.

Only one bad song, and I'm 99.9% sure it was bad on purpose. 'Cause gosh dang it was awful. Also, Vinyl Scratch has the second-best car in the world.

I tend to pull random reviews off Metacritic if I'm actually thinking of buying a game. Usually watch TotalBiscuit's video if he has one, because he'll typically have 20-30 minutes of gameplay footage. You really can't buy a game based on just one review.

I enjoy Yahtzee's videos, especially when he's talking about a genuinely terrible game like Ride to Hell, allowing him to release the full extent of his creative negativity. Or bad horror games, because he's quite persnickety about horror as a genre. It also kind of amuses me when he reviews a...

I probably wouldn't be the final boss, but I'd like to think I'd make a decent Wake Up Call Boss. You know, that boss fight that smacks you around the head and tells you you'd darn well take the game seriously. I'd even have two forms, just to be a jerk. First form, rapid movement and general...

Michelle Ruff voiced Sonoshee McLaren in the dub of Redline, one of the best movies that was ever a movie. The only thing to do now is sit here futilely hoping that Eliza gets a Sonoshee color palette. And, I guess update Endless Beta and try to break stuff.

I don't even go there any more. It's like, not even touching that Social Link. No way. "But your Magician Arcana-" "Don't care!"

Yosuke friggin' Hanamura. Seriously, Persona 4 would be infinitely better if every single dialogue choice had a "Punch Yosuke really hard" option. The best part of Persona 4 Arena is that I can finally see him get the severe beatings I always dreamed of.

If I may borrow from How to Kill a Mockingbird, what about a chainsaw sword with guns on it that shoots other chainsaws?

Now I'm trying to work out in my head how this would function mechanically. Would each tiny chainsaw have its own tiny engine, or would there be some kind of arrangement of tiny chains and gears that allows them to be powered by the main engine? It's a fun thought exercise, and possibly the best...

That chainsaw axe is a thing of beauty. I am not disappoint. And to be honest, I have to wonder if these guys working on Chainsaw Incident even really care. I mean, they don't seem interested in actually having a combat system to talk about, which is kind of a big issue for a fighting game...

My problem with that is that they seem to have slipped into the idea of not so much being metal as striving to convince everyone they're metal, which always seems to coincide with a slip towards black iron and spikey things, and to my thinking, there's more to metal than that. When I think of...

I didn't realize the ridiculousness was intentional, I thought they wanted everyone to think their characters were unironically cool. Intentionally ridiculous only works if it's actually funny, and slapping chainsaws on everything doesn't amuse me, so that's still not workin' out. Both coolness...

I remember back in the day when "beta" didn't mean "demo", but it seems like a lot of devs are using the one to mean the other. This has become the kind of thing I find a form of dark enjoyment in disliking, I almost don't May 30 to come. But on the other hand, I can't get over those flippin'...

In their defense (I can't believe I just typed those words in that order in this thread), regarding the idea of betting cards with movesets and such, the devs are saying that you can bet "duplicate" cards, which I'm forgiving enough to interpret as meaning you can't bet a card you only have one...

I love me a good fight scene, no matter what I'm watching, and that was one heck of a brawl. Heck, I'm gonna go watch it again just because.

To be honest, The Chainsaw Incident's visuals remind me of Warhammer 40,000. Not so much in direct aesthetic terms, but rather in the way everything is ridiculously over-the-top grimdark darkgrim spikey cutty bits. Like you can't even lean on a wall or anything because it'll flipping impale you...