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Explains why you're such a loser.

Pity the poor bastards who'll have me on their team.

Guess this was cool enough to make a video out of it. (And for the record, no, I do not use motion controls.)

Wait, that sounds amazing. How's the range?

Wow, Valkenhayn, who is a servant to a vampire.

Unless this was the last of your favorites, you're going to be sighing more.

Can't Dio just stop time and murder everyone?

That's a good thing.

Yeah, pissed that Japan got something cool like fries vs. mcnuggies, but we get literal toilet paper.

Ha ha. Jolibug. Ha. (<------Filipino American)

Oh my, so close to my birthday. It almost feels like someone cares about me. I may have said too much.

Finally, a new splatling.

What? No, I ordered that shit online. Walmart's online store doesn't have a guest checkout option though. You have to make an account. Joke's on them, though, because I have a few joke emails to toss at shit places like this. Fuck Walmart for being evil shitstains and fuck Nintendo for making...

So is the west getting this splatfest or...

Only two stages? It's usually three.

Interesting to see a lot of weapons getting buffed, but not seeing Sloshers on the list. Nice to see that the devs are aware of how good that weapon type is and choosing to leave it alone while buffing many others.

Dude, imagine driving down the freeway and having a cop car telling you to pull over. Then you turn invisible and the cop looks in your car, and he'll be all, "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK HAUNTED CAR GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE." Or go through the drive thru at a McDonalds or something. Turn invisible...

Unless I can fly at around 75mph for at least an hour without getting tired, I'd rather take my car.

Yuck. No more Skullgirls x Splatoon fanart, please. Not after that other one.