Beowulf Dialogue Suggestions

[Sciencejoe]

He's a long ways off, so this is probably just going to be "wrestling jokes: the thread", but I didn't see one so I figured I'd get the ball rolling anyway. I tried to reference all wrestlers but kept some Randy Savage references here and there. I'll also be thinking of Beowulf references, since I'm, unfortunately, not familiar with the source material. References will be explained in parenthesis, with a source if necessary. Tried looking for an already existing thread, and I promised nothing showed up. Apologies if I'm making a double thread.

Selection:
It's time to play the game! (Triple H's theme)

Intro:
Whatcha gonna do when the Wolfpack runs wild all over you?! (Hogan)
Time for you face my 24-inch pythons! (Hogan)
Join the Wulfpac! (nWo Wolfpac)
Beowulf's gonna killlll youuuuu... (Wrestling fan chant)
On this day...I see clearly. (Edge's theme)
I've been in the danger zone! (Botchamania, Randy Savage)
I wrestled retirement into submission!
I'm gonna put The Hurting on ya!
Why don't you have a seat right over here? (Dateline NBC)

Intro against:

(Big Band)
Sorry, pal, but I'm a one-man band! (3MB, WWE tag team)
You're practically a three man band... (Also 3MB)
I hope no one thinks I like dudes... (I SWEAR THAT WASN'T A REFERENCE TO KANJI TATSUMI, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS)

(Cerebella)
Need an autograph, little missy?
My goodness, miss, what gigantic arms your hat has... (Big Bad Wolf)
A cerebral assassin! (Triple H)
Always good to have a match with a fan!

(Valentine)
Is this an ambulance match? (WWE match type)
Are you a doctor of thuganomics? (John Cena's old gimmick)


(Squiggly)
Super dragon! (Botchamania)

(Double)
Looks like you came from Parts Unknown... (Wrestling in general)

(Ms. Fortune)
Chair-ish this moment, catgirl!

(Filia)
SHE'S FAT! I'll make you bleed! (Scott Steiner)
You're gonna have to pull chair parts out of your FAAAAAT ASS! (Scott Steiner. Again...) (And this is mostly joking.)

(Parasoul)
The Authority! (WWE stable, composed of the head wrestlers who are actually in these high positions: Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, Kane, etc.)
I'm not going with what's best for business! (Same as the above, the Authority's motto is doing what gets them the most money, basically)
Your hounds of justice aren't stopping me! (SHIELD, tag team)
Behold the queen! The queen of queens... (Triple H's newer theme)

(Any girl)
You're a total diva! (Total Divas)

Tag out:
Taggin' you in!
Gonna sit this one out.
Don't worry, it's no DQ! (match stipulation)
This ain't tornado tag! (Match type where it's still 2v2, but it's not one at a time; wrestlers don't have to be tagged in)


Tagged in:
Send for the man! (Botchamania, Randy Savage. Macho Man attempted to threaten a female wrestler, but she ended up laughing during this scene. To keep her in character, Macho Man slapped her.)
(wolf howls)
I'll huff and I'll puff!
Gonna blow your house down!
I ain't goin' to granny's house!


Recovery:
Jyeeezus!! (CZW)
Nobody does this to Beowulf! (same as the above)
YOU'RE GONNA DIE! I CAN GUARANTEE IT!! (same as the above)
Don't ring the bell!
One more match! (Christian)
Two out of three falls!
Repeat the spot!

Opponent Recovery:
WAKE UP! (RybacK)
Feed me more! (Ryback)
Shut your mouth! (The Rock)
Know your role! (The Rock...again.)
Just tap already!

KO'd:
Put me in...a tumulus... (Beowulf)
No...no...no... (Daniel Bryan's heel catchphrase)
The streak...has been broken... (Undertaker)
Everyone talks too much... (Botchamania)
It's still real to me, damn it... (Ye olde meme, crying wrestling fan)
Minus...five...stars... (Bryan Alvarez, wrestling critic)

Victory:
Wooooooo! (Ric Flair's catch phrase)
YES! YES! YES! (Daniel Bryan's face catchphrase)
THERE WAS THREE OF EM'! THREE OF EM!!! (CZW, reference to that video above) (Used when he's up against a 1v3)
Becauase I'm Beowulf! And I'm AWESOME! (The Miz's catchphrase)
You had no chance in hell... (Vince McMahon's theme)
Oh, yeah! DIG IT! (Randy Savage's catch phrase)
Snapped like a slim jim! (Probably can't be used since it's a copyright thing, but I put it in here for funsies)
Pfft, get bent. (THAT ALMOST 100% CERTAINLY WAS NOT A REFERENCE TO KANJI TATSUMI)
This was easier than a Yapapi Indian Strap Match! (Hogan)
Who says that I can't wrestle?
Retirement, reschmirement!
So, do you think wrestling's fake now?!

Victory against:

(Cerebella)
I hope I didn't go too hard on you, ma'am.
Not bad...not bad at all.
Hey, maybe you can join the federation.

(Double)
I don't care if your name's Double, that doesn't mean you count as a tag team!

 

[Dragonmorpheus]

"'Foreign Object'? I'm certain this chair was made here in the Canopy Kingdom!"

 

[DimitriAwsometh]

I'd come up with something, but damn son that's one hell of a list of potential lines you have there. I won't shit over it. Plus I can't think of any dialogue for Beowulf, which is a first.

 

[Sciencejoe]

I kind of feel bad for putting so many lines, but I can pray that the team looks over these and considers them.

Plus, don't worry! I feel like a jerk if I hog up the whole thread, so put whatever you have even if you think it's terrible!

 

[DimitriAwsometh]

I kind of feel bad for putting so many lines, but I can pray that the team looks over these and considers them.

Plus, don't worry! I feel like a jerk if I hog up the whole thread, so put whatever you have even if you think it's terrible!

No, I literally can't think of anything. I'm at a mind blank. Also, you aren't a jerk for putting up a detailed post of lines, you put your time into that, you should feel proud.

 

[TechPowah]

(generic pre-fight:) "I'll hit that...literally."

That was really silly and probably retroactively OOC, but it was the first thing I thought of.