Lyrical Silliness with Broseidon Rex

[Broseidon Rex]

Hello. I had an old skullheart thread dedicated to my parody songs, but unfortunately that was taken down. So here we go again

Spoiler: Song made for [USER=361

@DaRabidDuckie[/USER] based off a picture]
In a tournie with no name
In the corner of the room
He couldn't do a combo
His stick was broke.

Heard the laughter of the crowd
He was exposed on the scene
But then he looked to his left
And like destiny

He saw this guy's own mods
And it blew him away
Got solder in his eye
And the very next day.

Bought a beat Hit Box
From a second hand store
Didn't know if it worked
but he knew for sure

That that one hit box
Was a little bit off
that it needed work
And then it would sing on.

So he starting Soldering
He just couldn't stop.
Had to keep on Soldering.
Had to fix all them dam spots

and be a Stick Mod Hero.
He's only got one eye.
He's a Stick Mod Hero.
Stick Mod Hero
He's gonna fix them all
Got to be a Stick Mod Hero.

Spoiler: Hey Black Dalilah

Hey Black Dahlia
What’s it like in Canopy
Your not playable quite yet
But damn that play style seems pretty
Yes it does
Hidden knives to hurt all the haters
Salty players

Hey black dahlia
Don’t you worry about Cat Fish Gang
If Ms Fortune tries to get you
You can just kill her again
Get your knives
You got her once, just eight more lives
She won’t survive

Oh, they keep attacking thee
Oh, you punish them I see
Oh, keep using those doilies
Oh, Protecting Medici
Protecting Medici

Hey Black Delilah
The Skullgirl is hunting hard
But just believe me girl
Some day, you’ll get to stab her in the heart
You’ll get her good.
You’ll kill that girl as well you should
Your word is good.

Hey Black Delilah,
There’s so many guys to slay
If every grenade you loaded right now
Would hit their man today
You’d get them all
Every one of your victims would fall
You’d have a ball

Oh, they keep attacking thee
Oh, you punish them I see
Oh, keep using those doilies
Oh, Protecting Medici
Protecting Medici

100 hits seem pretty long
But you’ve got tricks and knives, no claws
You’d punch them if you had no other way
Those two victims who got away
Don’t worry now, you know they’ll pay
You’ve already killed one entire family
Delilah can you guarantee
When you end your killing spree
Canopy will never ever be the same?
So are you game?

Hey Black Delilah
You keep sharp and watch Medici
7 more years and that skull bitch is back
And bella may be history, unlike you
We all know you could never lose
You’ll never have to sing those blues
Hey Black Delilah here’s to you
This song’s for you

Non fighting game related, I decided Tristan Timothy Taylor of Yugi-Oh Adbridged needed a send off song, so came

Spoiler: Viva La Tristan

And here's a little something I started working on to give lyrics to Where Money Flows Like Water
Excuse my bad mic/voice

 

[Broseidon Rex]

For @ElkyDori even if he didn't ask for it.

Spoiler: Those Goddamn Painwheels sung to "Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines"

Those goddamn painwheels and their flying commands
They go high/low mixup, they go air throw reset
They armor through normals and kill assists
With their unfly blocking and their hatred guard hits
Up. Down. Flying about
Maintaining distance with a Violent Grudge
They're. All. Quite scary
Those goddamn painwheels and Pinion Dash assist

They can Hatred Install from easy DHCs
They don't care for blocking, you'll see what I mean.
Mike Z would never make the mistake
To give hyper armor and all the hits she could take.

Those goddamn painwheels and their flying commands
They go same side reset, they go assist reset
They made her a sentinel with a couple restraints
With their low ceiling fly and charged Stinger wait
Up. Down. Comboing about
Making me steam with her Installed Zoning now
They're. All. Frightlfully keen
Those god damn painwheels and their eliza assists

Those goddamn painwheels.
Those goddamn painwheels.
Those goddamn painwheels. And their Flying commands!

Done within half an hour

 

[CaioLugon]

whens spooky solobellas

 

[dragonos451]

whens spooky solobellas

He already did one, don't remember at which occasion.

Spooky Scary SoloBella sends shivers down your spine.
Diamonds and her command grabs will seal your fate tonight
Spooky Scary Solobella has deceptive reach
You'll throw your stick in a such a fit
when you do taste defeat.
Solobella seems so bad, Like she can't capitilize
But when she finally gets in, You'll be so surprised

 

[Broseidon Rex]

Working on this one for a while, tried singing it but it sounded like crap when i tried to listen to the music and keep the beat, so opted not to. I can record so you know how the rhythm goes, if anyone's interested.

Spoiler: If Kuma Kuma Circus had Lyrics

Welcome to the Kuma Circus
Better watch out and be pre-beared
Welcome one and all to the Kuma Circus
Sit your butt down, let's begin

Good evening everybody my name is Teddie
Beary nice to meet you now get out of my way
We got some incredible mixups in store now
Kintoki-Douji and runbacks everyday.

So they told me I would be low tier
That my damage would be little and they have nothing to fear.
But what do they know? To their great surprise
I'm bopping out high damage that would blow their minds

Pow! Fwack! Say Hi to my bat
and I'll follow it up with a Teddiescrew attack
Cause don't you know, the Kuma Cirucs in town
You better take me serious I'm not clowning around.

Cause this right here is the Kuma Circus
Don't adjust your TV set
This is one beat down you'll likely never forget
Cause this right here is the Kuma Circus
I'm the ringleader in this big top
Don't think about taking a breather
Cause you know I'll never stop.

 

[joshb911]

@Broseidon Rex don't tell me you sold out to big labels and stuff. WE NEED YOU AND STUFF!!!!

 

[Broseidon Rex]

Because I sang one about Persona? Nah, I just was intrigued by a youtube comment while listening to that song and imagined Teddie trying to sing it.

 

[joshb911]

ok good.... 0_0