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I need a naked picture of Beowulf/Taliesin

Anyone want to take a shot at geeky naked Beowulf? Maybe with one of his glasses legs in his mouth? Blushing?

Just making things worse.
 
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You know life's good when you have such a collection of naked Beowulf's that you start getting picky about Beowulf's spectacles and levels of embarrassment.
 
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So........... when are we gonna mass produce this thing? I mean, we Could make a lot of money. Just a thought.
 
This dick stick will contrast nicely at EVO among all the anime boob sticks and Poison with a shaft sticks.
 
Please no glasses on beowulf, now you're all really going into doa territory
 
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Okay then how about some tongue, uh
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Okay then how about some tongue, uh
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I saw this at work and stifled my laughter. My boss must've thought something was going on.
 
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Please no glasses on beowulf, now you're all really going into doa territory
Glasses on Beowulf have already been done. There's a picture of him in the library with The Hurting. Someone find it.
 
That was fast.
 
Holy shit the chair is reading a book about chairs
Best part about it!
 
Holy shit the chair is reading a book about chairs

Chairception!
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I bet the people who are against the dickstick are the same people who wish the fighting game community still was super exclusive.
 
I bet the people who are against the dickstick are the same people who wish the fighting game community still was super exclusive.

We all know the #DickStick is the only true way to play.

Future generations will look back to this thread and wish they could improve the fighting community even further than the might of the #DickStick.

They said that no mortal could amount to such genius, but they were wrong.
 
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I'm late but...

Damn, I have to agree. @chickenwithtie can you make him have that expression? That would be nice.

Make it so that the person playing with the stick feels like Beowulf is coming on to him.

I had to point out this pun.

#sorrynotsorry
 
Funny how none of the entries have an ahegao face.

Surprised, actually, considering what we'll be doing to his... joystick.

Zig-Zag motions :PUN:
 
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Hey, my wife is wondering if someone wants to make a Taliesin too.

And she's laughing. A lot.

Bonus points for Beo x Taliesin. They must be naked and at least one crotch must be on the joystick. The other one can be creatively covered up for Showtime porn levels.

Edited because Showtime shows more porn stuff than HBO.

And remember, kiddies, Beo x Taliesin fanart is canon!
 
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Hey, my wife is wondering if someone wants to make a Taliesin too.

And she's laughing. A lot.

Bonus points for Beo x Taliesin. They must be naked and at least one crotch must be on the joystick. The other one can be creatively covered up for HBO porn levels.

And remember, kiddies, Beo x Taliesin fanart is canon!

Stay in school kids.
 
This really puts the joy in joystick.
 
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This really puts the joy in joystick.

What's more joyful than jogging around your jolly joyful joy joystick? #JoyfulDickStick
 
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This thread has got me thinking that someone should make a sequel to "Stick Chucker" and call it "Dick Sticker."

The game is about throwing sticks on dickless naked FG characters.
 
Come on, someone out there wants to draw Taliesin and ahegao-face Beowulf. My wife demands it.
 
Do it for guit's wife. I'm a supporter of the bishie ahegao-face beo x tal dick stick.
 
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I am only just now awkwardly noticing on the first page somebody wanted to use a NSFW bara picture of Beowulf for this fightstick.
That picture was a personal request of mine you know. I also know the artist personally if there was any sort of permission needed for that.
Personally i'd rather you guys pick something else at least.(Which I guess you have) I'm actually pretty embarrassed about it now that most of the SG community has seen it. >__>;;
 
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I am only just now awkwardly noticing on the first page somebody wanted to use a NSFW bara picture of Beowulf for this fightstick.
That picture was a personal request of mine you know. I also know the artist personally if there was any sort of permission needed for that.
Personally i'd rather you guys pick something else at least.(Which I guess you have) I'm actually pretty embarrassed about it now that most of the SG community has seen it. >__>;;

A bishie image is favored over bara so no worries, plus tal is now wanted in the picture.
 
A bishie image is favored over bara so no worries, plus tal is now wanted in the picture.
Okay *phew* thank the great mother for sparing me of that embarrassment.
 
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Okay *phew* thank the great mother for sparing me of that embarrassment.
My wife enjoyed it lol
 
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