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Nintendo Switch

Please be bullshit please.
NOPE.

Nintendo really told people complaining about dead frames to go fuck themselves.

Like dicks.
 
Ps3 fat had overheating issues
Xbox had rrod (or was it 3 red lights?)
Original Nintendo DS was bulky and had less brightness options
Original gba had no brightness options at all


Most of it got fixed in the next iteration of the device. Be it a slim, color, pro or new.
 
PS4 pro is worse than regular though.
 
Ps3 fat had overheating issues
Xbox had rrod (or was it 3 red lights?)
Original Nintendo DS was bulky and had less brightness options
Original gba had no brightness options at all


Most of it got fixed in the next iteration of the device. Be it a slim, color, pro or new.
Yeah, but none of those companies said "Fuck the complainers, this is working as intended."

Also, how long do you guys think it'll take to get a new iteration of the Switch?
 
how long do you guys think it'll take to get a new iteration of the Switch
Do you mean a batch that don't have these issues or like an XL/Lite/New type deal? At least a year for an announcement of the latter, more likely two years.
 
I hope for a new batch not an entirely different and more expensive model.
 
It would certainly be a much nicer solution.
 
Do you mean a batch that don't have these issues or like an XL/Lite/New type deal? At least a year for an announcement of the latter, more likely two years.
I meant the latter, but.........

Can the former even HAPPEN?
 
consoles would often have built in updates in later batches that get shipped out. We could easily see improvements or normalization in the next wave of switches just given that their able to slightly fix some of the issues without them making a huge deal out of it. It happened a few times with the original Playstation after all.
 
PS4 pro is worse than regular though.

It is? That makes me hate modern Sony even more now. The PS4 only panders to the dumbest plebs.
 
It has some good games though.
 
So why is the dock $90 when it's just a signal converter in a big hunk of cheap plastic?
 
It is? That makes me hate modern Sony even more now. The PS4 only panders to the dumbest plebs.
That's rich, coming from a Nintendo fanboy.
 
So why is the dock $90 when it's just a signal converter in a big hunk of cheap plastic?

Not only that, but it can scratch the tablet. It's a piece of shit, let's burn its house down.
 
The Switch dock has been removed from Nintendo's online store, @BeatNinja works fast I guess.
 
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Good. Hopefully they make a better one worth the price.
 
I am your uncle that works at Nintendo.
 
Do we really need to engage console war shitposting? It's just encouraging more of it.
Yes.

PS4 IS BEST WAIFU!
 
I've been seeing people talk about 1-2-Switch and how surprisingly accessible it mostly is for blind people which I think is sweet.

...Actually come to think of it that's a little odd since the entire introduction to it in the stream was looking at your opponent but okay
 

ayyyy its Nintendo direct time my guys!
 
This better be a Waluigi game.
 
I hope that we get confirmation that the new FE game will have waifu’s, Avatar’s, Children, and that they’ll crank the waifu mechanics up to 11.
 
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i'm still waiting for the day they finally figure out GC games on VC

come back to us, Eternal Darkness
please
 
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I'm hoping for something Wonderful and imPORTant

but you know, tempered expectations and all that
 
I'm hoping for something Wonderful and imPORTant

but you know, tempered expectations and all that
I can give you 101 more likely things to be revealed tomorrow
 
This is going to be such an imPaper Mario: The Thousand-Year Doortant announcement.
 
Oooookay so I just joined only to see the announcement of an Undertale port.

Ooooooooooookay?
 
Aside from stuff we have threads for, Mario Tennis looks pretty cool. Gonna get in that demo tourney.
 
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Gimmick supers ruined Mario Tennis, the last thing we need is even more of them.
 
Gimmick supers ruined Mario Tennis, the last thing we need is even more of them.
you can, check this, turn them off and just play it like 64 with no gimmicks
 
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The real thing that killed tennis is the fact that after Power Tennis is was kinda clear that almost 0 care and attention went into actually developing the games as the games them selves where nothing more than a quick, easy cash grab to pump out. This time however it's clear that actual heart and soul was put into it.
 
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