Peastuck

[Fizzxwizz]

He's just trying to egg you on

 

[DukeMagus]

Make a paper airplane with george's newspaper, put george on it and fly him away from the kitchen

 

[MysteriousJ]

You crack four 4 EGG(S) into the MIXING BOWL.

You add the EGG SHELLS for extra protein and salmonella.
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[Flotilla]

Look for more irrelevant things to add to the omelette, recipes are for suckers

 

[Broseidon Rex]

Find out why oven clock suddenly started working.

 

[Cheesedragon]

Can you not simply use the Avery Unit to produce a BREAKFAST WHIPPED CREAM & COCONUT PIE out of nowhere?

 

[Broseidon Rex]

Can you not simply use the Avery Unit to produce a BREAKFAST WHIPPED CREAM & COCONUT PIE out of nowhere?

Because it's not waffles. Next question.

 

[Error Macro]

Throw George into the mix.

 

[MysteriousJ]

Realize the oven has sent an S.O.S.

The OVEN has been sporadically displaying 2:02 for the last several minutes, and you are confident it was later than that to begin with. If held to a mirror, “2:02” would read “SO:S,” so it seems the oven is messaging for help.

Is this where science has gone too far? Installing an A.I. on a heating device with the computing power of a wrist-watch? Doomed to spend its meager life watching the same people walk around a small kitchen with the only means of expressing it’s sentient existence being by slightly over-cooking lasagne? What has mankind wrought?
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[Broseidon Rex]

Realize Cronies left batch of pancakes in oven warm for Peacock. Chuck incomplete waffle mix at George.

 

[Fizzxwizz]

maybe its one of those magic time travel ovens

 

[Cheesedragon]

Maybe It means the Lab itself is under attack?

 

[MysteriousJ]

You wonder if there could be something wrong with the OVEN, or is it just really, really bored?​

 

[Broseidon Rex]

Get uppercutted by Cronies popping out of the oven.

 

[Leviathan]

Break the oven

 

[Rikers]

Realize the oven is not sending an sos message but rather, the clock is not correctly set and is stuck that way
Proceed with ignoring this and continue with the making of waffles

 

[MysteriousJ]

Check inside OVEN

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[Muro]

Throw eggs at Lenny.

 

[CaptainGlazak]

Throw George at Lenny.

 

[Φ]

Tell Lenny to GTFO so you can do your stuff. If he doesn't then snatch his weave off.

 

[Error Macro]

Stuff George next to Lenny inside the oven and close it.

 

[TheRealMrBean]

Turn Lenny into Waffle.

 

[MysteriousJ]

You found LONESOME LENNY! He is crammed inside the OVEN.

You aren’t even going to ask.



Ignore Lenny. Add Sugar.

LAB 8 seems to be running a bit low on SUGAR. One bag will have to do.

At this point, the batter is looking a bit dry and clumpy. You should add something to moisten it up.
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[DukeMagus]

Cry salty tears on it (summon umbrella if needed)

 

[Muro]

Squeeze nitroglycerin out of George.

 

[Simplify]

Add lots of vanilla. Vanilla goes good with everything.

 

[MysteriousJ]

Add lots of vanilla. Vanilla goes good with everything.

Why is the bottle so tiny? This isn’t going to be nearly enough liquid, but at least it’ll make it taste more…

…

… You have no idea what vanilla actually does.
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[TheGoggledGamer]

Down the rest of the vanilla

 

[Leviathan]

I bet you can fit an egg in your eye socket

 

[Balder]

Why doesn't the vanilla stop pouring? And why does the bowl never fill? WHAT UNGODLY DEVILRY IS AT WORK HERE?!?!
Errr....

>Squirt vanilla at George. A lackey shan't have the last word!

 

[MysteriousJ]

Ok, it isn't Peastuck (or Skullgirls), but I did draw this:

http://mysteriousj.deviantart.com/art/Christmas-Trollolling-419192818

Actual Peastuck returns in a few days.

 

[Rikers]

Oh heyyy that looks nice


even though I have no idea what that is
...oh, it's homestuck

Whatever that is lol

 

[Lucky]

Ooh, I really like this. Shame I can't draw, I'd love to do one of my own.

 

[MysteriousJ]

Ooh, I really like this. Shame I can't draw, I'd love to do one of my own.

Referring to Peastuck, or the homestuck thing I just made?

 

[Lucky]

Referring to Peastuck, or the homestuck thing I just made?

Peastuck.

 

[MysteriousJ]

You don't need to be good at drawing to make something like this. Lack of quality is actually kind of a feature of these things. Check out Problem Sleuth: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000219
I highly recommend reading that anyway. It's really funny.

 

[Lucky]

You don't need to be good at drawing to make something like this. Lack of quality is actually kind of a feature of these things. Check out Problem Sleuth: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000219
I highly recommend reading that anyway. It's really funny.

Maybe I'll give it a shot.

 

[NutellaCrepes]

I am so glad this exists. I'm a fan of Homestuck and Peacock happens to be my favorite character.

 

[DARKNESSxEAGLE]

The only problem with this thread is the missed opportunity to have Peacock "Retrieve Arms" at the beginning. Other than that it's very nice.

 

[MysteriousJ]

Add milk

But… What if you want to drink milk with your waffles later? There’s only a half-gallon of milk left. That’s only half a gallon! There must be SOMETHING else!



Add motor oil

You are a CYBORG, so this probably won’t be deadly.
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