Splatoon

[Jutsei]

Just like their love for you
:y

 

[PastelOctoling]

Spoiler: That burn

Anyways, how's Splatfest going? I'm just sitting around waiting for the results which will be in tomorrow. In the meantime, I'm just gonna be like this

Spoiler

 

[Cyberbeta]

The Splatfest is this upcoming Friday night into Saturday night.

 

[PastelOctoling]

Oh whoops my bad. I forgot.

 

[DDB]

If only you'd gotten enough sleep, you would've realized.

 

[PastelOctoling]

If only you'd gotten enough sleep, you would've realized.

Spoiler

 

[PastelOctoling]

I burned my hand earlier but at least Splatfest will begin after tomorrow.

 

[BeatNinja]

Do early bird supporters even exist.

 

[PastelOctoling]

Well I mean there's DDB and uh.... um.... uhhhh....

 

[BeatNinja]

I think I'm destined to stay in the average masses of B/B+. I'll be damned if I ever make to A-. It's been a rollercoaster ride between those two ranks since I got the game.

 

[DDB]

When you get to A+ you'll think "Wow, people finally learned the objective".

Then you'll see S and notice that everyone forgot how to play again.

 

[PastelOctoling]

It's supposed to be Splatterday Night Live but it appears I've missed it by one day! Anyways, how's Splatfest going?

 

[TheGoggledGamer]

It's supposed to be Splatterday Night Live but it appears I've missed it by one day! Anyways, how's Splatfest going?

Over

Spoiler: results

 

[Cyberbeta]

Over

Spoiler: results

Oh Snap....Shit just got real. Looks like the next Splatfest may be Callie Vs. Marie. We know which Side DDB will be on.

 

[Magma442]

The right one.

 

[BeatNinja]

Are they gonna makeout

 

[TheGoggledGamer]

$20 says that they are gonna turn it around and make it so you have to vote Marie via Callie and Callie via Marie.

 

[TechPowah]

Spla2oon: Civil War

 

[DDB]

THERE WILL BE INK.

 

[Jutsei]

When's the splatfest that's just
"Do you like Marie, or Callie?"

 

[Shorydouken]

"next splatfest we play for keeps"

next splatfest: who has the better r34

 

[PastelOctoling]

Spoiler

What the end of this Splatfest was like.

 

[DDB]

The answers for that one are "jail" or "jail".

 

[BeatNinja]

Can the ink be red this time.

 

[DDB]

No. It'd be pink and green.

No red.

 

[BeatNinja]

But

THERE WILL BE INK.

 

[DDB]

THE INK WILL BE OUR BLOOD SUBSTITUTE.

 

[TechPowah]

Blood is the ink Callie and Marie signed their performer's contracts with

 

[Baron Rider]

Ink-a Binka bottle la Dink. The cork fell off, and now you stink!

 

[Jutsei]

I WAS JOKING
BUT HERE IT IS
MARIE AND CALLIE GO TO HELL: THE FINAL SPLATFEST
DO YOU LIKE CALLIE OR MARIE MORE

 

[Shorydouken]

marie is bae

haters are gae

 

[Stairwayyy]

The Squid Sisters are Dead
The Final Nightmare

 

[Jutsei]

The Squid Sisters are Dead
The Final Nightmare

I was gonna call that parody title "Splatoon's Dead: The Final Splatfest"

 

[PastelOctoling]

Welp... now I'm flat out salty... I mean I like em both but to not be in the final Splatfest. I just can't.

 

[Jutsei]

NX comin' man.
You can't stop progress.

...
I should buy Splatoon, huh?

 

[Cyberbeta]

I thought on it for a bit, and while I missed the Snow vs Sand Splatfest I will not miss this one.

Hype Queen vs Snark Queen...

Team Marie. Snark Queen lets go.

 

[PastelOctoling]

I wish I could. Being poor sucks man.

 

[MetroKoolAid]

The last Splatfest?

 

[BeatNinja]

The LAST Splatfest? That's pretty sad. Thought they'd support em for a little longer.

 

[Solblade44]

July 22nd? Welp, time to bring my Wii U to San Diego since I'll be out of town...

Wait a minute, I'm gonna be at Comic Con! Damn, the Nintendo lounge better have Splatoon Splatfest shirts like they did at PAX.

Well, I have the Autobots shirt, so I guess I'll be Team Callie...