Take A Long Line: The SG Dialogue Thread

[Witchfinder]

(Confirmed for being relevant to Skullgirls and not breaching Gameplay Speculation laws)

Writing dialogue for Homeless Filia made me realize two things: That I have too much time on my hands and there’s no real thread for this sort of thing save a few threads dedicated solely to Eliza and Beowulf. I’m actually surprised at that.

Basically, the name of the game is to create battle lines and dialogue for characters in SG, though interactions between characters may also be done, whether in a fight or in a story.

Like so:

Spoiler: Fukua

Selection
I am one, who am I?

Match Start
Let’s swap spit!
You’re a cutie.
Take a good, long look.
Will you marry us?
Like what you see?
Your days are numbered, you know?
If we can’t have you… no one can!
Let’s fight! I’ll fight anything that moves!
It is the nature of monsters to destroy their makers. (Vs. Brain Drain)
*Creepy purring sound* (Vs. Ms. Fortune)
If we rip your stitches out… will you fall apart? (Vs. Painwheel)
Hey, speak up! We can’t hear you from up here! (Vs. Peacock)
Yeah? You and what stepladder? (Vs. Umbrella)
Got the final nail for your coffin right here. (Vs. Squigly)
Who’s the real dominatrix here? (Vs. D. Violet)
K, this is getting confusing… (Vs. Fukua)

Recovery
Oh, yeeeessss… (Ground recovery)
Mmmmmm… (Ground recovery)
*Giggles* (Ground recovery)
Faster! (Ground recovery)
Harder! (Ground recovery)
Look at you go! (Ground recovery)
Feels good, don’t it? (Opponent recovery)
You like licking boot? (Opponent recovery)
…And we thought we were kinky! (Opponent recovery)

Match Win
I'm the kind of girl that makes the balls turn blue.
Get the picture?
You… complete me. (Vs. Filia)
Rest in pieces! (Vs. Ms. Fortune)
Now your name really suits you. (Vs. Painwheel)
My blood would poison you. (Vs. Eliza)
Take it like a man! (Vs. Beowulf)

Match Loss
Rejected…
I want out…
My heart… burns…
The flames are getting higher...
Forever alone...
I’m a clone and I know it…
You’re… the real one… (Vs. Filia)
I just want to be real... (Vs. Filia)

BUUUUT we're gonna shake it up a bit, and also do characters that didn’t make it into the game (yet).

Spoiler: Aeon

Selection:
I was, I am, I shall be.

Match Start
Is it really that time again?
Time In.
Shall we begin?
I can see your future. It’s not bright.
Do you think time stops only for you?
To know the face of your Goddess is to know madness.
You’ve only scratched the surface of the power you hold. (Vs. Isaac)
No, sister, I do not want this. (Vs. Venus)
Who is truly at fault? (Vs. Double)
Did I leave a dimensional tear open somewhere? Hey, that rhymed. (Vs. Aeon)

Past Reflections move
Where do you see yourself in five years?
Dream of yesterday.
You are a shadow of yourself.
You are your own worst enemy.
The years have not been kind.
Little memories marching on.

Match Win
Everything is as it should be.
Time out.
Lie down and accept your fate.
You cannot fight destiny.
…And time goes on.
Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen it.
Cheer up! Life’s good.
Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
You got what everyone gets: A lifetime.
Think us not unforgiving, little stray lamb. (Vs. Double)
Please don’t tell Mother about this. (Vs. Venus)

Match Loss
How…?
Beyond even my sight?
Is it the end times already?
A failure… of creation… (Vs. Double)
I’m telling Mother! (Vs. Venus)

You don't have to create whole sets, especially if there's that one golden line you wanna throw out that just has to be typed.

In the event that it was created and I somehow missed (I combed the forum three times; I don’t know how I would've), direct me to it so I can go post there.

 

[Twisted Skull]

Here's one for Aeon:
"Allons-Y!"

 

[CHAOS_FANTAZY]

There actually used to be a thread about this. It is now buried deep within the Lore section...and a fresh start never hurt anyone.

I'm not quite feeling it right now, but here are some scraps for Panzerfaust:

Spoiler

Selection
"Ah, the smell of napalm..."

Match Start
"Allow me to demonstrate Canopy's might!"
"This war isn't over yet...!"
"I do not wish to hurt you, general..." (Vs. Parasoul)
"Pick on someone your own size!" (Vs. Scythana)

Recovery
"Feeling shell shocked?" (Opponent)
"You're fine; keep going!" (Opponent)

Match Win
"Blitzkrieg!"
"Glorious victory!"
"It was a splendid little war!"
"The Medici Mafia is no more!" (Vs. Black Dahlia)

Match Loss
"Man down...!"
"Medic...!"
"Off to the green fields..."

 

[Witchfinder]

"It was a splendid little war!"

 

[TheMightyBox]

I can take a shot, but so much of this kind of thing falls on how you interpret what are at this point very loosely defined characters.

Spoiler: Scythana

Selection
"Need a stomping?"

Match Start
"Outta my way!"
"You don't know who you're messing with."
"Picking a fight with a Gigan? Your funeral."
"What kind of death wish do you have?"
(dismissively) "Go pick on someone you're own size."
"I'm twelve feet of pain. Two of which will be lodged firmly up your-" (interrupted by announcer)
"Say hello to my little friends."
"Let me guess, you're not the listening type."
"Don't let the truency officer catch you." (vs. Filia)
"Nice toothpicks." (vs. Cerebella)
"Well now, let's see if we can't do something about my sentence." (vs. Parasoul)
"Don't try biting this jailbird." (vs. Ms. Fortune)
"You're free and I'm wanted? That makes sense." (vs. Valentine or Eliza)
"We both got a coffin we're trying to escape, kid." (vs. Squigly)
"You monster..." (vs. Beowulf)
"FORGET SOMETHING, EINSTEIN!?" (vs. Isaac)

Match Win
"Don't say I didn't warn you."
"What did you expect?"
"Tell you all about it when I've got the time."
"You're making me sleepy."
(mutterring to herself) "I'm running out of time..."
"And now you know how the caged bird stings." (vs. Parasoul)
"That was for Grendel." (vs. Beowulf)
"Tell your sister I said go to hell." (vs. Umbrella)
"Consider that a resignation letter." (vs. Isaac)

Match Loss
"I can't go back."
"You're not... bad..."
"You can't... take me back."
"Not again..."
"You're making... a mistake..."
"I have to warn someone."
"I plead the 5th..."
"If I could just take off these damn cuffs."
"I've got... a right to these..." (vs. Beowulf)

 

[Cadenza]

Spoiler: Fukua

Selection: Too good to be original(too good to be true)

Match Start
You can't handle this!
Time to show you i'm the REAL DEAL
I'm forever alone
The Dream is still alive!
If there is always light, there is always me!
There's always gotta be a gag relief
The one, the only!

"Is this ok?" Shamone: "always remember, be a good girl, i'll be your guide"

Character specifics
It is the nature of monsters to destroy their makers. (Vs. Brain Drain)
I heard cloning shortens your lifespan! (Vs. Ms. Fortune)
Hey, we're the same!? (Vs. Painwheel)

Cartoons and i are alike in many ways(mainly wanting to be real) (Vs. Peacock)
I don't think you're tall enough for the ride (Vs. Umbrella)
No wonder you can't rest in piece (Vs. Squigly)
We'll see who likes to have their hands tied (Vs. D. Violet)
“The mirror is the worst judge of true beauty” (Vs. Fukua)

Things come out of nowhere don't they?(vs. Venus)

Recovery
Ugh (Ground recovery)
You think that'll do the trick? (Ground recovery)
*Giggles* (Ground recovery)
Oh please (Ground recovery)
My turn! (Ground recovery)
Cool trick (Ground recovery)
It's not over yet? (Opponent recovery)
You leaving me? (Opponent recovery)
…And we thought we were something special! (Opponent recovery)

Match Win
Heh. Can hardly tell the difference (Vs. Filia)
This cat fight ended your ninth life (Vs. Ms. Fortune)
I was always his favorite (brain drain) (Vs. Painwheel)

Match Loss
Why?
Guess i'll never be a real thing
Guess the joke is up
Forever alone...
I guess there is a difference. (Vs. Filia)
I could never replace you... (Vs. Filia)
"I thought i was his favorite....."(Vs. Painwheel)
And i thought i was annoying.(Vs Eliza)

 

[MarioToast]

Welp, might as well copy/paste the lines I have made for Ottomo and Brain Drain.

Spoiler: Ottomo/Tom

Intro:
Ottomo: "Would you like a nice, big mug of-" Tom: "-my foot up your ass!" (reference to The Soldier from Team Fortress 2)
Ottomo: "Do note that the Medici will not be held liable for any injuries, physical or mental."
Tom: "No one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike!" (reference to Thriller by Michael Jackson)
Ottomo: "I regret to inform you that the outcome of the violent encounter soon to commence will almost certainly be in our favor." Tom: "Translation: We're gonna kick your ass!"

Intro vs. Cerebella:
Tom: "Never understood why Vitale keeps you around..."

Intro vs. Eliza/Parasoul/Valentine:
Tom: "Heheh...I sure would like to-" Ottomo: "I believe I will have to interrupt you there, as I feel like that was going to be a highly inappropriate sentence."

Intro vs. Big Band/Peacock/any other Lab 8 character:
Tom: "Next time you see Stanley, tell him I said hi..."

Intro vs. Ms. Fortune:
Ottomo: "Hm, records state that Ms. Nadia Fortune was killed by Black Dahlia." Tom: "Looks like she couldn't get the job done."

Switching out:
Ottomo: "Pardon me for a moment."

Switching in:
Tom: "Beat it." (reference to Beat It by Michael Jackson)

Outtake:
Tom: "BEAT IT!" (reference to Beat It by Michael Jackson)
Ottomo: "Let me show you the door."

Opponent recovering:
Tom: "You've been hit by..." Ottomo: "You've been struck by..." Both: "A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!" (reference to Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson)
Ottomo: "I believe it would be in your interest to just stay down."

Recovering:
Tom: "No one wants be to defeated!" (reference to Beat It by Michael Jackson)

Victory:
Tom: "My fight is funky strong!" (reference to Beat it by Michael Jackson)
Ottomo: "The outcome was never really in doubt." (reference to The Spy from Team Fortress 2)
Ottomo: "Hm, you ALMOST creased my suit."
Tom: "I was made for kicking your ass!" (reference to I Was Made for Lovin' You by Kiss)
Ottomo: "Quite a successful endeavor."

Victory vs. Peacock/Painwheel/Big Band/any other ASG Lab-creation:
Ottomo: "Hmh. The quality of the Anti-Skullgirls-creations appears to be decreasing." Tom: "Tell whoever made you to get their sh-*Ottomo coughs to censor Tom's swearing* together!"
Tom: "There's a reason I don't work with you guys anymore...the fact that you all fight like sissies!"

Victory vs. Cerebella:
Tom: "I'll say hi to Vitale and tell him you suck."

Defeat:
Tom: "Are you f*static noises from Ottomo breaking down* kidding me?"
Ottomo: "This is...unfortunate..." Tom: "To put it mildly."
Tom: "Screw...you!" Ottomo: "I...concur..."
Ottomo: "I am in a state of pain. Ow."
Tom: "These repairs are gonna take forever..."

Spoiler: Brain Drain

Intro:
"A new test subject? Excellent."
"Don't waste my time."
"This will be over quick."
"Am I supposed to be intimated?"
"I can kill you with my brain." (River Tam, Firefly)

Intro vs. Big Band/Peacock:
"This is the best Avian could create?"

Intro vs. Painwheel:
"Free will is prohibited."
"Resistance is futile, Painwheel." (The Borg, Star Trek)

Intro vs. Fukua/Robo-Fortune:
"What was I thinking...?"
"Just like I created you, I can destroy you.

Intro vs. Beowulf:
"I can sense people's brain activity. Yours is the level of a cabbage."
"I'll try to put this in terms you can understand... *speaks slowly* ME! BEAT! YOU!"

Intro vs. Valentine:
"I expected your betrayal. Prepare to suffer for it."
"You have outlived your usefulness."

Victory:
"As expected."
"*sigh* Disappointing..."
"You will make a fine test subject."
"Your death will not be in vain."

Victory vs. Ms. Fortune:
"The blood of an immortal...I will put it to good use."

Victory vs. Big Band/Peacock:
"I will unlock your full potential, unlike that softhearted Avian."

Victory vs. Painwheel/Robo-Fortune/Fukua:
"This is what happens when you disobey your creator!"
"How could I have made something this weak?!"

Victory vs. Valentine:
"The Last Hope is gone."

 

[Man-In-Crowd-4]

This thread looks like such good fun that I want a go.

Spoiler: Robo-Fortune

Selection:
Beep boop meow. (Naturally)

Match Start vs Painwheel or Fukua
I was always his favourite.

Match Start vs Ms. Fortune
Downloading cat puns.
This is what I was built for.
My master has a use for you.

Heavy Kick
Middle of Italy! (Reference to Sentinel from the MAHVEL BAYBEE video)

Tag Out
Retreat.
Withdraw to perform maintenance.

Tag Out to Ms. Fortune
Prototype!

Defeat
Why was I built to feel pain?
Critical error.
Power loss.
System failure!

Victory vs. Ms. Fortune
The flesh is weak.
Your impurr-fections have been registered.
Beep boop, Nadia. Beep boop.

Spoiler: Yu-Wan

Selection
Time to cook up a storm!

Match Start
May I take your order?
Lunch is on the boil - now for the entertainment!
It's super dynamic cooking time! (Reference to El Fuerte from Street Fighter IV)

Match Start vs. Filia
Are you treating this girl well, Samson? (It's confirmed somewhere in the canon that Yu-Wan is one of Samson's contacts for getting them shelter.)

Match Start vs. Cerebella
Does that hat of yours have to eat too?

Match Start vs. Peacock
Dinner in front of the TV isn't really my preference.

Match Start vs. Ms. Fortune
Don't think I can't keep up with you!
Nadia! You didn't settle your tab from last time!

Match Start vs. Painwheel
Would you like to assist me on chopping duty?

Match Start vs. Big Band
I have some frying oil left over if you'd like some of that.

Match Start vs. Eliza
You ought to put some meat on those bones.

Match Start vs. Robo-Fortune
Er... Nadia?
Hopefully you'll be a little more reasonable than she is...

Match Start vs. Minette
Minette! It's dangerous out here! Go home!

While attacking
Chop suey!
Tenderise the meat!
Hold still!
De-bone!
With added spice.
Today's special!
(Possibly on activating Blockbuster) Here's the family recipe!

Tag Out
I think I hear the oven!
Get my breath back...

Tag Out to Ms. Fortune
Now, Nadia!
This is more your scene.

Tag Out to Minette
Be CAREFUL...

Victory
Mmm... Delicious!
The kids in Innsmouth will love hearing this story.
Bon appetit!
What a workout!
I crawled out of the ocean and grew legs for this?

Victory vs. Filia
You need to slow down, Samson.
Don't let him push you around, kid.

Victory vs. Ms. Fortune
Impressive, no?
I won't tell anyone about this, I promise.
You're getting a bit loose around the edges.

Victory vs. Minette
Don't say I didn't warn you.


(I felt justified making most of his quotes chef-based given that most of his speculative gameplay is also supposed to be chef-based.)

Spoiler: Annie

Selection
Let's get this over with.

Match Start vs. Cerebella
I think I'll take the starring role.

Match Start vs. Peacock
Ugh... Will you just take my signature and leave?

Match Start vs. Parasoul
I remember when your daddy was in charge.

Match Start vs. Double
...You again.
Weren't you listening the last time?!

Match Start vs. Eliza
Let's see who's been updating themselves better.

Match Start vs. Beowulf
Don't push me, Beowulf.
Remember all those times I vanquished you on the show?

Defeat vs. Peacock
You'd make a good sidekick.
What a fanbase I've got...

Defeat vs. Double
Not... done... with you...
You b- blowhard...

Defeat vs. Beowulf
Seriously?...

Victory vs. Peacock
Now you see how the special effects are done.
Look who's got the better props department.

Victory vs. Valentine
Five years of medical school taught you THAT?

Victory vs. Double
Kill ya again soon, Double.
If you know what's sensible you won't come back.
Lot of good your enlightenment's doing you.
I've got something you can't copy.

Victory vs. Marie
Nothing personal. It's just what I do.
Behold: Annie, Girl of the Stars!
That was a good take.
See you in seven years.

Victory vs. Squigly
Don't worry. I understand.

Victory vs. Big Band
Just play my credits theme and I'm out of here.

Victory vs. Eliza
You're making yourself obsolete, idol.

Victory vs. Beowulf
Bad wulf! Sit!
That was a mercy shot - stay down, big guy.