KaboomKid
Sure would be nice. ...TUNA FISH!
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But that's the jok...oh never mind.
Mr. Horse really is your dad, isn't he?
But that's the jok...oh never mind.
Oh right, Sonic Boom. lol, it looks like it's going to be the worst game since 06.
Sonic has abnormally large legs, Knuckles is suddenly a bouncer, amy is horny, there's tape everywhere, and tails is..okay tails is fine. But still, the designs are overall garbage and they look even worse in-game.
Also, having a "westernized" anything is a terrible idea. Americans have fucking awful taste, and everyone knows it. I hope this game bombs hard (provided it is as terrible as it looks).
Horseman said:
It's more that it's incredibly jarring when he looked entirely different for the last couple decades, and his original head is still right there perfectly in-tact.
But he's a fucking eggman. Not man who makes eggrobots. Eggman.
If we're going for realism, Sonic's legs are super thin sticks that could barely support his body weight let alone break the sound barrier. There is no amount of ankle support that will fix this.
It's more that it's incredibly jarring when he looked entirely different for the last couple decades, and his original head is still right there perfectly in-tact.
Although to be technical, his role was always "guardian of the master emerald" which he didn't really need to be buff for... He was never really the big meat head muscle guy. I hope he's not like that in sonic boom.
Horseman said:
Horseman said:
He is still technically egg shaped. It's just more of an inverted egg with the wider end on top and the rounded point on the bottom.
Still, I'm saying that it was never weird or awkward that he wasn't buff before. That's what you made it sound like.
Everything has to be literal god dammit.
I still wish they'd just go back to calling him Robotnik again. The name Eggman was never cool or clever to me. Not only did "Robotnik" have a nice ring to it, but the word's history also provided a great double entendre for the character. The term was even popularized around the time of Teddy Roosevelt, who we all know was a major inspiration for the doctor's design. Lotta great layers there.
You know nothing,
I wonder if he still won't chuckle.
They completely missed the opportunity to make tails Jon.
still... saying you'll kill yourself is a bit extreme, especially in this day and age where threatening to kill yourself is NOT really a proper thing to do.
still... saying you'll kill yourself is a bit extreme, especially in this day and age where threatening to kill yourself is NOT really a proper thing to do.
TBH, a lot of people like the new designs. sonic now looks more normal and his blue arms look better than his bare skin ones anyway, knuckles, while a little extreme in change, looks fucking rad now.
that's what makes him so rad! he's so dumb he's awesome! I love it! I also like how knuckles actually has muscles now. I just wish his legs could gain a TEENY bit of thickness though.