I hope that Paper Mario U is literally nothing what people want because Paper Mario fans, especially motherfucking piece of shit Thousand Year Door fans, are some of the biggest, whiniest, most obnoxious pieces of garbage that I've ever encountered in my entire life on the internet and I want to savor their suffering in seeing their hopes dashed upon the rocks.
All people want is more fucking Thousand Year Door and edgy dark story garbage instead a well-designed game with an actually fun atmosphere with good music that actually feels like a Mario game
If you want JRPG angst and generic twists and fucking bargain bin "I was actually tragic and sympathetic the whole time" villains, you can literally play one of the myriad dime-a-dozen anime shit JRPGs on any console. Keep that fucking garbage out of the Mario series.
so fuck Paper Mario and its fans, fuck Thousand Year Door, especially fuck Super Paper Mario, and fuck all y'all
see y'all tomorrow at the nintendo presentation, honeys because I'm out