Favorite Commercial Dialouge

[jam1220]

one of my favorites from a KFC commercial, two guys in a car driving and are like
"I used to date a girl who live right there" *points to house while driving*
"Really?"
"Nah, but I wish I did...that's a nice house"

 

[Muro]

Automatic freshness, softness and static control has never been easier with the Bounce Dryer Bar. I just stick it to the inside of my dryer and I never have to remembe-
OLD SPICE BODY SPRAY MAKES YOU SMELL LIKE POWEEER
IT'S SO POWERFUL IT SELLS ITSELF IN OTHER PEOPLE'S COMMERCIALS
<sniff> You smell like outdoor freshness.
You smell like powe-
YEAH I DO
It's ju-
<flex flex> POWER <flies away>

 

[Ruin]

"They can't have my brand!

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"LOOK. LOOK WITH YOUR SPECIAL EYES."

"

"

 

[jam1220]

ok appearently the shooting yesterday did mess me up some which is weird cause i was nowhere near the guy (not really myself right now and it would seems I talk and scream in my sleep)
anyways here's video of commercial

 

[SpaceCadetKeon]

"THEY CAN TAKE A TAXI!"

Everything's better with H. Jon Benjamin.