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Big Band MERRY CHRISTMAS B I G B O Y Z

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Cerebella Fukua Big Band
So in light of the character appreciation threads, I thought we needed a thread for one of the most unappreciated characters oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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HERES A NICE BIG BAND TO START OFF WITH. NOTICE HOW HARD THEY BLOW. THESE BIG BANDS BANDS ARE REALLY THE EPITOME OF BIG BANDS

I honestly think Big Band is the best character. I love when I see solo big bands on quick match. It brightens my day!.

IF YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BIG BAND AND HIS PLAYSTYLE, PLEASE CHECK OUT THE BIG BAND COMPENDIUM http://skullgirls.com/forums/index.php?threads/big-band-compendium-read-this-for-combos.2853

Things I love about Big Band

 
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Yeah Big Band is a good character for an assist but I dunno if he is all that great on point! :PUN:
 
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HOW THE ADMINS STOLE SKULLGIRLS

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EVERY SKULLFAN DOWN IN SKULLVILLE LIKED SKULLGIRLS A LOT…

BUT THE ADMINS, WHO LIVED JUST NORTH OF SKULLVILLE, DID NOT!

tHE ADMINS HATED SKULLGIRLS! THEY COMMITTED TREASON !

NOW, PLEASE DON’T ASK WHY. NO ONE QUITE KNOWS THE REASON.

IT COULD BE THEIR HEADS WASN’T SCREWED ON JUST RIGHT.

IT COULD BE, PERHAPS, THAT THEIR ASSES WERE TOO TIGHT.

BUT I THINK THAT THE MOST LIKELY REASON OF ALL,

MAY HAVE BEEN THAT THEIR HEARTS WERE TWO FUCKLESS BITCHES TOO SMALL.

WHATEVER THE REASON BEHIND ALL THEIR BANS

THEY STOOD THERE IN SKULLHEART FORUMS, HATING THE SKULLFANS,

STARING DOWN FROM THEIR CAVE WITH A SOUR, BITCHY FROWN,

AT THE WARM LIGHTED WINDOWS BELOW THEIR TOWN.

fOR THEY KNEW EVERY SKULLFAN DOWN IN SKULLHEART BENEATH,

WAS BUSY NOW, HANGING A DYNAMO WREATH.

“AND THEY’RE HANGING THEIR PATCH NOTES!” THEY SNARLED WITH A SNEER,

“TOMORROW IS SKULLDATE! IT’S PRACTICALLY HERE!”

THEN THEY GROWLED, WITH THEIR BITCH FINGERS NERVOUSLY DRUMMING,

“WE must FIND SOME WAY TO STOP FUN FROM SKULLENING”

FOR TOMORROW, THEY KNEW, ALL THE SKULLFAN GIRLS AND BOYS,

WOULD WAKE BRIGHT AND EARLY. THEY’D RUSH FOR THEIR UPDATES!

AND THEN! OH, THE TROLLS! OH, THE TROLLS!

TROLLS! TROLLS! TROLLS!

THAT’S ONE THING ADMINS HATED! THE TROLLS!

TROLLS! TROLLS! TROLLS!

THEN THE SKULLFANS, YOUNG AND OLD, WOULD SIT DOWN TO A SHITPOST.

AND THEY’D SHITPOST! AND THEY’D SHITPOST! AND THEY’D SHITPOST!

SHITPOST! SHITPOST! SHITPOST!

THEY WOULD SHITPOST ON SQUIGLY, AND RARE CRAPPY THREADS.

WHICH WAS SOMETHING THE ADMINS COULDN’T STAND AND BROUGHT DREAD

AND THEN THEY’D DO SOMETHING THE ADMINS LIKED LEAST OF ALL!

EVERY SKULLFAN DOWN IN SKULLHEART, THE TALL AND THE SMALL,

WOULD POST CLOSE TOGETHER, THE SKULLHEART BELLS RINGING.

THEY’D STAND HAND-IN-HAND. AND THE SKULLFANS WOULD START SINGING!

THEY’D SING! AND THEY’D SIGN! AND THEY’D SING!

SING! SING! SING!

AND THE MORE THE ADMINS THOUGHT OF THIS SKULLFAN SKULLHEARTING,

THE MORE THE ADMINS THOUGHT, “I MUST STOP THIS WHOLE THING!”

“WHY, FOR HOWEVER MANY YEARS SKULLGIRLS HAS BEEN UP I’M UP WITH IT”

“I MUST STOP THIS SHITPOSTING FROM HAPPENING! BUT HOW?

THEN THEY GOT AN IDEA! AN AWFUL IDEA!

THE ADMINS GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

“ I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO” THE ADMINS LAUGH IN THEIR THROAT.

AND THEY MADE A QUICK WORLDJEM ADMIN AS WELL AS (rhyme with throat)

AND THEY CHUCKLED, AND CLUCKED, “WHAT A GREAT BITCHY TRICK!’

“WITH THIS POWER AND THIS NAME, I LOOK LIKE MIKE, AND TICK

“ALL WE NEED ARE SOME PAWNS…” THE ADMINS LOOKED AROUND.

BUT, SINCE PAWNS ARE SCARCE, THERE WAS NONE TO BE FOUND.

DID THEY STOP THE ADMINS? NO! THE ADMINS SIMPLY SAID,

“IF I CAN’T FIND A PAWN, I’LL MAKE ON INSEAD!”

SO THEY WERE PEOPLE AND THEY DID STUFF THAT WAS BEING STUPID AS HELL.

ADMINS OF SKULLHEARTS ARE RETARDED FUCKS WITH A BELL.
 
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mcpeanuts said:
I hunger at the thought of taking Big Band's massive saxophone dick. Never said this.
haha im glad we feel the same way!
 
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Big Band is a p cool character reminds me of Q
 
I wonder how Big Band celebrates Christmas.
 
Thread has been locked by Cellsai and the original poster has been warned for creating trolly threads. Also please refrain from copying the contents of entire other threads into new ones, and please post threads in the correct forum. The Art section is not appropriate for discussing characters like this.

If you see posts like this in the future, please don't encourage them.

In the spirit of Christmas I only issued one warning to the OP for this thread, and no one else. If this happens again everyone involved will get warnings equal to the quanity of their posts.
 
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