Official Skullgrills Pun Thread

[JinKazama'94]

"Are you straight ma'am?"
"No, I'm Squigly."

 

[DimitriAwsometh]

"That's not what your motherboard said last night. Beep boop meow."
Oh Kim, you will always be the master of puns. Jokes. Things that make you ha ha.
can this even be considered a pun

 

[CaioLugon]

"Are you straight ma'am?"
"No, I'm Squigly."

squigly confirmed lesbian

 

[Dagwood]

Spoiler: please forgive me for this

Too bad Black Dahlia didn't make it in

 

[ArgonBern]

Too bad Black Dahlia didn't make it in

Think of all the teams online with such composition that there could have been. Oh the (dirty) shenanigans.

 

[Squigly Lines]

I win by default. I am a walking pun guys.

Ms.Fortune: "I.. ugh... Dahm it your name is already a pun." -Ms.Fortune to my username probably

 

[Scatmon]

Do you know who played Frodo in the Lord of The Rings?

I think Eliza would.

 

[Electric meteor]

Carol's parents once owned a motorcycle shop. It was called the Wheels of Pain

 

[Squigly Lines]

Carol's story is so sad. Painwheel? more like Painfeel..

 

[Squigly Lines]

If this thread was a Squigly Thread, it would be just like the last Squigly Thread.

Dead.

 

[HeadcrabNinja]

Ohh snaaap

 

[North888]

You can Parasoul is dedicated. Why?
Because she puts her skull heart and soul into everything she does!
Ok that was bad....
Just give me a minette to decide, Minette. Your menu is so hard to decide on.

What's Painwheel's favorite Christmas pastime? CAROLING! :D

 

[Magma442]

What anti-virus program does Peacock use? Avast!

 

[North888]

Mike Z looks a bit worn out recently, perhaps he should try to get a few more Zs at night. XDD

 

[aydensnake]

"Are you straight ma'am?"
"No, I'm Squigly."

 

[Skittylover228]

Umbrellas modo is the moar the saltier . umbrella is sp relegal in her balldoom dress so much chompestication C):9

 

[Redandgreen43]

Beowulf walks into a bark. And that's awoo I got.

 

[HeadcrabNinja]

Never let Painwheel drive

Spoiler

unless you're ready for the hurting

 

[aydensnake]

What is a solo big band called? A one man band.

 

[Le_Escort]

Squigly wasn't the best at all. All she did was squiggle. (Get it? Ha! Bad jokes! Lawl.)

 

[HeadcrabNinja]

man your comedy is dead on

 

[Le_Escort]

man your comedy is dead on

Let's be honest, my jokes have to be dead on or they don't work.

 

[Jimbob]

Squigly wasn't the best at all. All she did was squiggle. (Get it? Ha! Bad jokes! Lawl.)

42/10

 

[Mr. Unite]

Peacock's whole name is one whole innuendo.

 

[Sunset Radiance]

This thread is hurting my Parasoul. This pun is an H. shadow because it went over(your)head. Oh, I ran out of puns...give me a Minette to think of more.

 

[PastelOctoling]

What happened when Squigly tried stand up comedy? All her jokes got shot down.

What's Ms. Fortune's favorite month? Dismember.



I'm going to hell for that Squigly pun aren't I?

 

[Sunset Radiance]

I'm going to hell for that Squigly pun aren't I?

I think Ms. Fortune can help you with that: she can provide feline intervention.

 

[Thrasher08]

Listen guys, it's all about paws and effect.

 

[Shorydouken]

Usually I'd be all over pun things, I make them constantly around my friends on the fly, but I can't really think of a lot of material for Skullgirls.

maybe I just don't have the skullheart for it

 

[Sunset Radiance]

@Shorydouken If you'd like, I can Filia in on some tips.

 

[Mr. Unite]

Listen guys, it's all about paws and effect.

I say claws and effect.

 

[Fidufex]

It's ValenTIME for your shots.

 

[Sunset Radiance]

This nyansense has got to stop.

 

[North888]

Nyat on your life. You'll never be Fortune-ate enough to be free of magnyanimous curse! Are you Filia-ing it yet? That Double-deckered sense of dread? No one escapes the Pungeon...

 

[Sunset Radiance]

You gotta Upper Khat me some slack, I'm doing the best I can right meow. I gotta think of puns quick, on the Double! My puns will Par-Elize you.

 

[Liamix]

Honestly it's possible every pun on this thread should be Big Banned. The connections are Squigly at best, and it's likely I have my pun cannon Peacocked for bad jokes.

 

[Sunset Radiance]

I have to Absolute Guard myself from Squigly, the Seria-l killer. These puns go Beo-nd my understanding. I almost Sehkmet my match.

 

[NoirCore]

Ooh, glorious PUNishment!

With her tendency to bite opponents while headless, people are starting to also refer to Ms. Fortune as GNAWdia.

What kind of music does Peacock like to listen to? Classic TOONS!

Squigly and Leviathan may be stuck together, but neither one is DRAGON their weight in fights.

Why is Double a bad gambler? Because for her, it's always "DOUBLE or nothing"!

 

[Sunset Radiance]

AH, I forgot to reply to this! Good thing I reliza-ed my mistake. I'm thirsty, I should drink some Draugen punch. I assure you, my humor is far from punintentional.

 

[PastelOctoling]

I love this thread. It speaks right to my Parasoul.