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What kind of things might Danielle McRae say as a Valley Girl Painwheel? This is another crowd funded alternate voice pack, so Lab Zero wants to include fan suggestions whenever possible! Reply to the thread with your suggestions and an appropriate context for the line.

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That is like the neatest miniskirt! (intro vs Parasoul)

Notes about Valley Girl Painwheel:

The whole dialect was invented by Frank Zappa's (and his daughter's) song Valley Girl in 1982:

The 1995 movie Clueless made this nonsense culturally relevant again, so any quote from there is fair game.

Can you think of any ridiculous slang you heard from a girl in middle or high school? Did it make no sense then and less sense now when it's completely out of context? Yeah, get that in there too.

Because of Danielle McRae and Painwheel's general style, Valley Girl Painwheel may rely more on vocalizations than complete phrases during her normal attacks.

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There were a lot of good ones before this board took a second stab through it's virtual heart. I wonder if all of that already went up in binary flames? :(

I think I still recall some that I proposed...
Overall - egregious use of "like" and "totally"
Tag Out - WhateVEEER!!
Tag In -As if!
Hatred Install - Time to throw a B.F.! (B.F. - Bitch Fit)
intro vs Filia - Oh my Gawd! Beached whale.
intro vs Double - Ugh! Nuns are sooooo lame.
intro vs Parasoul - I'd totally kill for those shoes...Oh wait! I will!
 
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Hatred Install - You... Bought me... a... YELLOW CAR?!!
Intro vs. Painwheel - OMG this is so embarrassing! We wore the same thing!
Intro vs. Filia- I'll kill you for stealing homecoming queen from me, bitch! (Filia: I was the homecoming queen?)
Intro vs. Filia- Being most likely to succeed won't help you here, bitch! (Filia: I was most likely to succeed?)
Intro vs. Filia- Hah! I'm way prettier than you with that shitty blonde hair out of the way! (Filia: I had blonde hair?)
Intro vs. Ms.Fortune- Typical for a poor bitch that has to steal her shit to still be wearing summer fashion!
Intro vs. Marie- Ughh, it's one of those little moe shits!
 
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Versus Val : *some reference to Totally Spies*
Versus Peacock : "those shows are so last season"
 
Just take everything from totally spies.

There all the work is done.

EDIT: See? DeathArcana knows.
 
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Intro (Vs. Squigly): "You think you're better than me? I think she thinks she's better than me..."
Intro (Vs. Marie): "Who told this poor bitch to wear her Halloween costume?"

Loss (Vs. Peacock): "But...you're just a kid..."
Loss (Vs. Big Band (Or maybe save it for Brain Drain?)): (Sarcastically) "Gee...thanks, dad..."

Victory (General): "Get in, loser, we're going shopping."

Havin' a hard time feeling this one, too. Maybe it's because all these voice packs are for stereotypical people I wouldn't want to hang out with.
 
Her win can be "Bitchin'" or "That's so gucci"
maybe even "Jack my swag"

If they also change the character select dialogue, it can be "Let's party"

dear lord this will be the most annoying voice pack ever and I will love it forever
 
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Tag out- T.T.Y.L.
(Intro vs. Filia)- "She doesn't even go here." (Mean girls quote)
General Win Quote - "Ugh, I broke a nail." "Hashtag TeamBarbie"
(Intro vs. Squigly)- "Your outfit is SO 14 years ago."
Outtake- "You can't sit with us" (Mean Girls)
Hatred Install- "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!"
 
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Intro: "Does this mask make me look fat?"

Hatred Install: "Rawr!"

Winning Pose: "That combo was so last season."

Winning Pose 2: "Ah! I think I broke a nail."
 
If anyone has ever watched Most Popular Girls at School, I'm pretty sure we could use a couple from there
Tag-out: BYE-EEEEEEE!
Victory (with living teammate): How's second place feel, bitch?
Lose: The only true happiness comes from Death.

And now for originality:
Victory: My weight loss secret? Parasites!
Hatred Install: "This lotion is making me GLOW!" or "I. LOOK. AMAZING!"
 
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Intro (Eliza): You're like, all skin and bones! How do you do it, gurl?!

Intro (Ms. Fortune): Dang girl, you look stitchin'! I'm so sorry

Loss (Ms. Fortune): Ugh... TMI...

Buer Overdrive: YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE!

Burst: Omigod, get OUTTA HERE!
 
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Tag out: I'm outie! (a la Cher from Clueless)
 
I think White Chicks is a fantastic source for some quotes.
 
DeathArcana said:
Versus Val : *some reference to Totally Spies*
Versus Peacock : "those shows are so last season"

10/10 would laugh at again
 
"GET IN, LOSER. WE'RE GOING CHOPPING" as a quote for Buer Thresher, please.
 
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This is gonna be good
 
One of my personal favourites from the old forum was, "Does this wheel make me look fat?" Credits to the source.
"You go, gurl!" could be a tag-out, or something?
 
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Victory: *Scoff* Now I'm late for my Blade-icure!
 
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Hope you don't mind me bumping the thread. This part of the forum is pretty small, anyway...

Intro:
Hayyyyy, gurrrrrrll~!
This fight is gonna be so BITCHIN'!
Like, you're gonna die horribly, 'k?

Intro against:

(Big Band)
Jazz? No thanks, grandpa.
What are you, like, one hundred?
You're going to the old folks home after this, gramps.

(Fillia)
Why didn't you go shopping with me last Friday?!
I'M MORE POPULAR THEN YOU WILL EVER BE!
Don't touch my man, you skank! (Fillia: Wh-what man? Samson: Kid, I'm REALLLLY hopin' she doesn't mean me.)
Bad hair day? EL-OH-EL! More like WORST hair day!
Lose some weight, FATTY!

(Valentine)
Wow, like, implants much?
36-E? 36-FRIGGIN-E?!?!
You're not a real Val! Your name is, like, SOOOO dumb!

(Ms. Fortune)
Bleugh, all those scars... (intended to be hypocritical)
You're, like, the definition of grody.

(Normal Painwheel)
Oh no, it's an emo! (Painwheel: WHAT THE HELL?)
Go take those scars somewhere else, gothie! (Painwheel: DAMN YOU, BRAIN DRAIN...)
Sounds like it's SOMEONE'S time of the month! (Painwheel: VALENTINE! YOU'RE DEAD FOR DOING THIS!)

Death Crawl:
MANI-PEDI!
CHECK OUT MY SHOES!
RIDIN' IN THE LAMBO!

Hatred Install:
I'M! NOT! FAAAAAAAAT!
I'LL RIP YOUR WIG OUT, SKANK!
LIKE, GO TO HELL!
THIS IS TOTALLY MAKING ME ANGRY!
NOW WHO'S THE BITCH, BITCH?!
I DON'T WANT A RETAINER!
BEASTIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
WHATEVER, IT'S 2009!

Recovery:
I swear to GAWD, if I chipped a nail...
What a bummer!
Gag me with a spoon!
I'm, like, SOOOOOO not enjoying this!

Blocking:
That's totally nothing!

Opponent recovers:
Shut it, poser!
Like, screw you!
Complainer, much?
Fatty McFatterson!

Knocked out:
My mall moneyyyyy...
Oh...em...gee...
Total...bummer...
Don't take...my credit card...

Victory:
Hope you don't mind if I take a selfie!
Ondrya Wolfson, eat your heart out!
You're easier than that girl in 2-E!
You suck sooooo bad, oh em gee.

Victory against:

(Fillia)
If I lost, you would've TOTALLY ate me, fatty!
Everyone in school's gonna know you're a loser!
TTYL, Fillz!
Fillz, between you and me, Samson has got to GO, gurl.

(Ms. Fortune)
I like dogs better, anyway!
Now leave me alone, furball!
All of your cat puns are like totally LAME!

(Valentine)
Soooo where do you get those implants?
You're as strong as your boobs: TISSUE PAPER! EL OH EL!

(Parasoul)
I didn't shoplift, you dumb cop girl lady!
Your soldiers are pretty cute! Any of them single?
Take your gross motorcycle and drive yourself to a hospital!

 
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Vs BB: Who you calling Maplecrest Ragged?
 
tfw when you put in all your suggestions and realize that the thread is closed
 
Lol oops this thread should be locked then
 
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