Oh darling, if you're going to try to set up a roleplaying site, you really should try to class it up a bit first. Take it to the next level before you open up the dungeon.
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<ahem... Horus... water...> Hopefully that'll help, sweetie. Always happy to see new blood on the entertainment scene.