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It's the gershdern Splatoon thread that none of us were waiting for. A game about cute squid girls. That's it. That's the plot. Just, fucking, cute squid girls. Also:


くコ:彡くコ:彡ENTERING SQUID COUNTRY くコ:彡くコ:彡

-Our very own Ruin
 
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Squid Girl: Modern Warfare looked really good when it was revealed and I've heard a few of my friends are genuinely interested enough in it to consider picking it up when it comes out, but I'm worried about it lasting. It doesn't seem like the kind of game that'll keep an audience, and new nintendo IPs never seem to stick around.
 
くコ:彡 くコ:彡ENTERING SQUID COUNTRY くコ:彡 くコ:彡

I'm gonna add this to the opening post now, K? K.
 
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i've made my impact on the world
this is what history will remember me for
and I can rest peacefully with that in mind
 
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I will team up with all of New Your to get a pro team for this game going.
 
Both Masahiro Anbe, author of Squid Girl and Hounori, author of SD Attack on Titan.

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It looks like Splatoon will feature Power Weapons or killstreak rewards of some sort... Did anyone notice that Ink Satellite Beam Strike in the trailer?

if its not a killstreak reward or sumthing ima be angry !
 
It's a super weapon. There's a super meter in the top-righthand corner of the screen that fills up the better you do. Once it's filled, you can fire away. The only one that was shown in the actual game so far was a Cyclone Bazooka thing.
 
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It's a super weapon. There's a super meter in the top-righthand corner of the screen that fills up the better you do. Once it's filled, you can fire away. The only one that was shown in the actual game so far was a Cyclone Bazooka thing.
then whats with the giant Inksplosion !
 
Probably another one. When I said "only one shown in the actual game", I meant footage of live gameplay rather than a trailer.
 
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SquiDaleks?
 
Ethnic diversity among Inklings confirmed. GOTY 2015
 
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They're octopi
apparently.
Octopi and squids have a very intense rivalry in nature
apparently.
 
Japan got a 60fps trailer. Sorry Firefox users.

 
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So this was in the trailer. A Blooper and Octoroks. Other game extras incoming?
 
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Do Metroids count.

They'd be like, the ugly, scary cousin.
 
You're saying Metroids are the ugly scary cousin with THAT above you???
 
Nintendo has been preparing for this skirmish their entire career.
 
All of the sudden I'm getting some Ratchet and Clank vibes from Splatoon now, and I'm pretty sure that's a good thing.
 
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Welp I'm sold (Well I was sold already but still)
I missed the Direct cuz of work but whatevs I'm love'n this game to death already. But two images from the direct I was were these
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I wouldn't be surprised if these could be translated, but the science behind that of squid girls seems perplexing.
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I really have nothing to say about this one just that I love old man Admiral Swiggins Squidman
 
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I feel bad that I actually forgot about this game, because now that I remember it, I want this to be a long lasting thing. I'm not normally a shooter person, and this has actually pulled me in.

Also, I really like how the enemy characters in single player are octopi. You wouldn't know it, but a lot of people get squids and octopi mixed up. A lot. It's kind of embarrassing to be a human when it happens.
 
They're like 12.
Not that there isn't already a gross amount of porn of these characters.
 
They're like 12.
Not that there isn't already a gross amount of porn of these characters.

The subreddit for it is called Slutoon and it's the worst pun in the history of ever.

Speaking of

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Look at that first image

I N K L I N G B O O B I E S C O N F I R M E D

This may be Nintendo's first first-party game to be rated M cause remember, guns kill people, but boobs kill families