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Weird or Unusual headcanons

shoryusatsu999 said:
You do NOT want to try Sekhmet's cooking. It could knock out a shark with one bite.
Would some of the ingredients be a unholy mixture of booze and blood?
 
Some? Those are the ONLY ingredients she ever uses. Probably because Eliza hasn't exposed her to much else in the realm of food.
 
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being marie the skullgirl she's put into an eternal punishment after wishing with the skullheart. was her punishment being the skullgirl? sorta. her true punishment was to become BLOODY Marie. the skullgirl with an eternal mestruation.
 
I have only one possible response to this situation.

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Speaking of which, headcanon time! Squigly was never given "The Talk" before the Selene Skullgirl incident.
 
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Eliza never drains enough blood from a donor to kill them

Double is capable of feeling emotions. It's only on rare occasions that she actually feels them

Double is actually a parasite, she is only one that doesn't need a host

Annie hates terrible fan fiction, but she enjoys Parasouls fan fiction

Aeon is addicted to Animal Crossing
 
Umbrellas hair is ice cream.

Squigly dosent have anything. She's like a Barbie doll down there.

Juju actually really hates parasoul. She just sticks with her because she gets paid a lot.
 
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Gimmie$20$Dolla said:
Squigly dosent have anything. She's like a Barbie doll down there.

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Fun fact, I actually run the blog this came from.
 
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Beat said:
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Fun fact, I actually run the blog this came from.
Aww I thought i was original..
 
Electric meteor said:
Please leave, these headcannons aren't weird or unusual, they are just disgusting
people with small reproductive members is not disgusting. check you privilege
 
And by the way, risque theories are fine but being outright lewd is gonna get the thread shut down.
 
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  • Ms. Fortune still feels pain; therefore, ripping her own head off hurts her a lot.
  • Peacock spends her downtime dropping Andy Anvil and Tommy Ten-Ton on the scientists at Lab 8.
  • Valentine has gone insane.
  • Squigly and Leviathan are lovers.
  • Double has directly influenced everybody's pasts, not just Squigly's.
 
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fukua is a lesbian.

valentine is physically unable to have children.
 
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being that fortune can deattach limbs she can also deatach boobs.
yeah u rite.
boob missile
 
Furrunfunfunfun said:
being that fortune can deattach limbs she can also deatach boobs.
yeah u rite.
boob missile
Actually she can only detach limbs because Dahlia cut her into pieces. So anything still attached before her 'death' wouldn't be able to detach.
 
Undeadtoon said:
Actually she can only detach limbs because Dahlia cut her into pieces. So anything still attached before her 'death' wouldn't be able to detach.
Well she's wearing a top. You couldn't tell if her breasts were cut or not :v
 
Furrunfunfunfun said:
Well she's wearing a top. You couldn't tell if her breasts were cut or not :v
I'm pretty sure they're not, especially going by the detail sheet.
 
Eliza is actually quite the lightweight when it comes to drinking; effectively having no liver does that to you.
 
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One way or another, Panzerfaust has become the mascot for the entire Black Egrets force, and children all throughout New Meridian idolize him. The crowds of kids when he's out in a public area make him a little nervous, since he's not much of a speaker, but he loves to hoist one or three up onto his shoulders and parade about with them—and as for the kids, it's not an easily forgettable experience.
 
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Valentine actually went to medical school, but failed miserably about 5 years in because she lacks a gentle hand for surgery. She knows how to treat things and tend to sick people, shes just not good at actually doing it. Thats why she's such an adept fighter, hitting things is a big de-stressor for her.

Also that scar on her face I like to think is from a childhood/teenage fight, shes never been good with working with others. Its the only fight shes lost before the events of the game too.
 
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Random Beowulf Head Canons
Beowulf regularly donates to children's charity and is a well known benefactor for the Grand War Orphans Fund.
As a teenager he was very rude and rebellious, in fact he was a juvenile delinquent and was arrested multiple times.
Beowulf never goes anywhere without The Hurting.

Bonus Head Canon
When it comes to dating, Beowulf is very chivalrous and old fashioned, a real sweet guy.
 
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Guess I'll throw my hat in the ring.
  • Big Band is a fan of the Contiello's performances and their demise inspired his failed venture into jaz.
  • Squigly originally wanted to be a ventriloquist, but her family pressured her into opera. A tear still rolls down her cheek when she sees a puppet.
  • Ms.Fortune occasionally has dreams of a world of only humans who worship cats and spend most of their lives studying them over a vast array of devices connected by some magic, these dreams have inspired some of her puns.
  • Aeon and Venus have to get money from Mother to pay Alex with when they want to start a new game.
Yep, that should do it.
 
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Cerebella obfuscates her sweet, pure-at-heart personality. You don't get as high as her in the mafia by being like that 24/7. She's actually cunning, tactical and enjoys her job as a leg-breaker way more than she should. "Killing" Ms. Fortune affected her because she's never actually had to "kill" anyone, only injure them.
 
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Witchfinder said:
Cerebella obfuscates her sweet, pure-at-heart personality. You don't get as high as her in the mafia by being like that 24/7. She's actually cunning, tactical and enjoys her job as a leg-breaker way more than she should. "Killing" Ms. Fortune affected her because she's never actually had to "kill" anyone, only injure them.
As much as I like/prefer Cere being genuinely nice, I kinda secretly hope "Evil/Whattadick Cerebella" can be canon someday, especially with those unused character frames of Cere's expressions being far more antagonistic than what's in-game.

Anyway, as for this thread:
-Fortune's Feline Allergies is because she's mildly allergic to Theonite, so she sneezes regularly when fighting. In the occasion of fights against Theonite-less characters (Val/Band/Beowulf), the Life Gem keeping her clock ticking would also be made of Theonite, making her sneeze regardless (also explaining Fortune mirrors).

-<I realize that Fukua's non-canon to the game even compared to the whole alt timelines thing, but w/e :P>Filia isn't the only one that has nightmares of Fukua; Brain Drain also has nightmares of her, traumatizing him about how he could possibly think of something so cheap and so poorly pre-planned.
< :PUN: >
 
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I admit I prefer Somewhat weird cross of truly nice Cere and Cere who's basically been emotionally manipulated and arguably emotionally abused but that's my headcanon.
 
I have no clue if I mentioned this before but I think somehow Brain Drain is responsible for Black Dahila's madness. I dunno how exactly, but a gut feeling tells me.
 
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Does Dahlia have any madness to begin with? She's ruthless, but Alex said she wasn't exactly a pleasant person before her alteration either.
 
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Muro said:
Does Dahlia have any madness to begin with? She's ruthless, but Alex said she wasn't exactly a pleasant person before her alteration either.
I think Alex mentioned in one of the Lore streams that Dahlia wasn't a pleasant person to begin with but something drove her mad at her time at the Labs. I'm just speculating that Brain Drain is somehow responsible.
 
Time for my head cannons

- Valentine only watched one Beowulf match, he used an acoustic guitar as a weapon (ala Jeff Jarrett) she vowed never to watch wrestling again.

-Victoria raises Filia as her own.

-Only a few people seen Parasoul smile , they call it the one of the most horrifying things they ever seen.

-There's a group of anarchists that are against both the government and the Skullheart.

-Adam and Beowulf were in the same boot camp they became best bros.

-Beowulf has his own wrestling training facility, hoping to find the next big thing.

-Beowulf's first gimmick was known as Arthur "The King" Pendragon, it wasn't so good.
 
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One of my sillier headcanons is Aeon can be spooked/warded off for awhile with this clock:
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  • Samson knows little about Fukua, he's more afraid of her than he is of anything.
  • Feng would sometimes change into normal outfits to join other fans that are trying to get Cerebella's autograph, she is always first in line. She has also done it more then 100 times.
  • Marie would have wanted to trade places with Carol so she feel the affection she knows Valentine is giving her.
  • Beowulf has tried sports with Stanley and Andy, he stopped after a rugby match with Andy.
  • Aeon has a vault full of games, she does get bored after a while. Mother dislikes the fact her video game addiction has grown that large
 
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