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Hey, cool, this broke 1,000 views. I wonder how many people are actually reading this thing...
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All of the ready-to-eat food in this kitchen has already been consumed. Cooking ingredients, however, are untouched and plentiful. Stupid lazy scientists.
Get out a bowl and carefully crack George at sides and let the yolk and george-white flow into the bowl. Get out a whisk and mix with milk and salt. Pour into pan and heat pan with Argus system. Put cheese on top, and fold.
No. No way. Not gonna happen. Andy Anvil and Tommy Ten Tons are the best damn flapjack makers this side of Little Innsmouth, and once you’ve sampled those angelic cakes, there’s no settling for anything less.
That’ll work! All you have to do is make the batter, and the WAFFLE IRON will take care of the hard part! Seeing as there are no RECIPE CARDS in the immediate vicinity, it looks like you’ll have to wing it.
You get out 1 MIXING BOWL and set it on the cooking preparation surface.
You are beginning to feel HUNGRY. Time to get this show on the road! You start with FLOUR: the most fundamental of all baking ingredients, followed closely by EGGS.
Retaliation indicates that George is in fact alive and well. This clearly calls for return fire, but you probably shouldn’t waste any more EGGS. You’ll just have to be the mature one here.
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