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Peastuck

Steal NEWSPAPER to read comics
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Someone else has already stolen the FUNNY PAGES from this paper! Perhaps one of your LOYAL CRONIES is keeping it safe for you.

'Cuz if they aren't, they're going to be sorry.​
 
Ignoring your best judgment, ask George to cook you an OMELETTE
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No response. Maybe you shouldn’t have so rudely borrowed his reading material…

Looks like you’re on your own making breakfast.
 
Hey, cool, this broke 1,000 views. I wonder how many people are actually reading this thing...

Get snacks from FRIDGE
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All of the ready-to-eat food in this kitchen has already been consumed. Cooking ingredients, however, are untouched and plentiful. Stupid lazy scientists.​
 
Get out a bowl and carefully crack George at sides and let the yolk and george-white flow into the bowl. Get out a whisk and mix with milk and salt. Pour into pan and heat pan with Argus system. Put cheese on top, and fold.
 
Been away from art section for too long. The pure concentration of Peacock silliness here is worth the laughs.
 
Get loyal cronies to do math homework. Draw more Peastuck while cronies are writing down wrong answers to homework.
 
Make WAFFLES
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That’ll work! All you have to do is make the batter, and the WAFFLE IRON will take care of the hard part! Seeing as there are no RECIPE CARDS in the immediate vicinity, it looks like you’ll have to wing it.

You get out 1 MIXING BOWL and set it on the cooking preparation surface.
 
Put FLOUR in MIXING BOWL
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You are beginning to feel HUNGRY. Time to get this show on the road! You start with FLOUR: the most fundamental of all baking ingredients, followed closely by EGGS.

Oh god you hope you have eggs.
 
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Retaliation indicates that George is in fact alive and well. This clearly calls for return fire, but you probably shouldn’t waste any more EGGS. You’ll just have to be the mature one here.
 
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