Splatoon

[Zeriam]

I'm scared of being scared.

 

[Ruin]

We have nothing to scare but scare itself

 

[TechPowah]

You're a scare you're a bear you're a scare you're a bear you're a scare you're a bear

 

[Chaos Master42]

Well, this was an interesting exchange during the stage news.

Spoiler

It seems Nintendo is taking pot shots at the more "passionate" fans of the Squid Sisters.

 

[HeadcrabNinja]

time to start looking

 

[DDB]

I already drew it.

 

[Magma442]

The path to redemption DDB is to share those pics.

 

[DDB]

Hoo boy.

Spoiler

Spoiler: Avert your eyes to avoid the sin

 

[Stairwayyy]

Someone had themselves a good time,I see.

 

[DDB]

Oh no.

I made a thing that's too cute.

Spoiler: The real reason for Callie's preference of the past.

 

[Chaos Master42]

Oh no.

I made a thing that's too cute.

Spoiler: The real reason for Callie's preference of the past.

Awww.

 

[BeatNinja]

Now they fuckin hate eachother

 

[Ruin]

dw guys
it's all scripted

 

[TechPowah]

By Nintendo, yes
because they are fictional

 

[iLoli]

By Nintendo, yes
because they are fictional

but my love is real

 

[BeatNinja]

Spoiler

same

 

[Magma442]

Huh didn't know Mcrad wanted to die.

 

[DDB]

Oh no.

I made a thing that's too cute.

Spoiler: The real reason for Callie's preference of the past.

It got cuter.

Spoiler

 

[Magma442]

Official Splatoon concert. I think theres going to be Callie and Marie holograms much like Vocaloid.

While it is japan only I hope videos will be released after the concert happens on the 30th.

 

[Ninja]

oh god...

it has begun... Splatoon is becoming real people.

 

[DDB]

You were so distracted by the Anniepocalypse you didn't even notice the Calliepocalypse.

 

[TechPowah]

Magical Girl apocalypse avoided
proceeding with Squid Kid apocalypse

 

[DDB]

Wait, who said you avoided the Anniepocalypse?

 

[TechPowah]

The Annie Singularity happened on my birthday, and here I am
i'm pretty sure i'm getting kinda good at stopping the end of the world

 

[Ruin]

You're a kid now
You're a squid now
You're gaining sentience now
A S S U M I N G D I R E C T C O N T R O L N O W

 

[HeadcrabNinja]

dear god I can't wait

 

[Thrasher08]

Splatoon concert is up:

 

[BeatNinja]

Holy smokes yes

https://twitter.com/x/status/697963335036305408

 

[CountofBleck]

Finally, a war more bloodier than SG's Waifu Wars

 

[HeadcrabNinja]

oh no

 

[BeatNinja]

Oh yes

 

[Stairwayyy]

Can someone explain the difference to a Pokemon-less plebeian like me?

 

[HeadcrabNinja]

dear god its actually real

 

[Magma442]

Can someone explain the difference to a Pokemon-less plebeian like me?

You can catch different pokemon in the different versions. This was to intice the ability to trade

 

[iLoli]

why not yellow you scrubs

 

[Ruin]

why not yellow you scrubs

because we don't need a third squid sister to make a trifecta of trash

 

[HeadcrabNinja]

wow ruin

savage...

 

[iLoli]

because we don't need a third squid sister to make a trifecta of trash

So you'd rather hang out with the two girls who may play with your junk in the back seat of the bus than go for the super cool older sister who came back from the west coast?

Because that's what Yellow is, the obviously better choice.

 

[Cyberbeta]

Europe and North America are Red vs. Blue.
Japan is Red vs. Green.

Blastoise and the Blue army will hose all you down!

 

[BeatNinja]

Gen 1 is trash anyway