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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

;^; I just put that up like, last week man.
I'd post the other JoJo standup video but some people is sensitive on this forum.
 
Magma442 said:
I fully convert to the religion of Dio brando.
Look, the lord's words are not easy to reach, you have to believe fully in Dio sama, not only that, you have to deprive every sexual intention, distractions, nothing can stand in the Dio's way, you have to become one with Dio, and is not an easy thing to do, your loyalty shall be proved when the time comes, until then, don't say those words out of nowhere, believing in Dio Brando is believing in the supreme being, can you do it?.
 
SanoBaron said:
;^; I just put that up like, last week man.
I'd post the other JoJo standup video but some people is sensitive on this forum.
Link, i need more standups in my life.
 
Demifiend said:
Look, the lord's words are not easy to reach, you have to believe fully in Dio sama, not only that, you have to deprive every sexual intention, distractions, nothing can stand in the Dio's way, you have to become one with Dio, and is not an easy thing to do, your loyalty shall be proved when the time comes, until then, don't say those words out of nowhere, believing in Dio Brando is believing in the supreme being, can you do it?.

I chopped off someones head so Dio could drink the blood. Is that good enough for you people?
 
Magma442 said:
I chopped off someones head so Dio could drink the blood. Is that good enough for you people?
Now you have to kick a dog to death.
 
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Dio Brando said:
Link, i need more standups in my life.
here ya go.
Jotaro's bit is best.
btw, J'Gail's is the one I'd be worried about.

whoops, this has already been posted too.
 
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AdenPhoenix said:
Wasn't there something about to have split stands like Harvest or Sex Pistols means that you are really screwed up?

I'd believe it. Have you heard Guido Mista laugh? There's definitely something wrong up there. Like, seriously, if I could find a clip of his laugh from ASB and post it here, I would, because it is seriously friggin' creepy.
 
Magma442 said:
I chopped off someones head so Dio could drink the blood. Is that good enough for you people?
Is not enough, you have to bake a dog alive, kill your best friends and bring the head to Dio sama, you must respect him more than all your parents together, and finally, you'll need to reach "Heaven" in order to satisfy Dio sama, i'll give you more instructions later.
 
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Jolyne fucking killed me.
 
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Diavolo works better this way.
 
Demifiend said:
You spelled wrong, is Giorno Giovanna, repeat with me, Giorno Giovanna is the best jojo ever, mistakes are common, don't worry.
As someone who like part 5, I can honestly say that you're completely, horribly wrong and you make children and ladies cry. You are a shame and a sham of a Jojo fan. May Dio have mercy on your soul.

Demifiend said:
Look, the lord's words are not easy to reach, you have to believe fully in Dio sama, not only that, you have to deprive every sexual intention, distractions, nothing can stand in the Dio's way, you have to become one with Dio, and is not an easy thing to do, your loyalty shall be proved when the time comes, until then, don't say those words out of nowhere, believing in Dio Brando is believing in the supreme being, can you do it?.
So I must give up giving the D so that I may receive the D.....io?
SanoBaron said:
wait, what is Jonathan saying they could try?
quinoa
ROTHY said:
But will you accept his bone and make a baby out of it?
I never saw that metaphor until today. Thanks.....I guess...

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SanoBaron said:
here ya go.
Jotaro's bit is best.
btw, J'Gail's is the one I'd be worried about.
Everything except the last two were really funny. Especially the second to last.
 
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Covenant said:
As someone who like part 5, I can honestly say that you're completely, horribly wrong and you make children and ladies cry. You are a shame and a sham of a Jojo fan. May Dio have mercy on your soul.


So I must give up giving the D so that I may receive the D.....io?

quinoa

I never saw that metaphor until today. Thanks.....I guess...

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Everything except the last two were really funny. Especially the second to last.
It's funny because i'm talking about his son, i'm literally honoring his son, and you say that his FATHER have mercy on my soul, it should be the reverse thing, but well, nah, i don't have a favorite jojo, for me, there is no best one since each one has their own qualities and abilities, i don't have a favorite one, just jojoking.
 
Dio Brando said:
Have a good week everybody, this week's picture is:

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Featuring Barry the Slinger! "Yeah, yeah, i'm gonna sling ya!"
 

This has probably been posted before but everyone in the known multiverse must see this.
 
tfw I actually start Jojo's

tfw dio is the worst character ever
 
no, that's Giorno.

and Dio is the greatest villain because you legit hate him because he's a piece of shit BUT HE'S SO GOOD AT IT!
 
SanoBaron said:
no, that's Giorno.

and Dio is the greatest villain because you legit hate him because he's a piece of shit BUT HE'S SO GOOD AT IT!
Why is the hate with Giorno?, he is a good protagonist (in my opinion), and there is no bad character in Jojo since is written by Hirohiko Araki, now, if were talking about bad characters, the only one that comes into my mind is Fatty from Part IV, but no one else, seriously, is getting annoying that Giorno has received so much hate, he may be childish and everything, but he did some interesting things during the story, especially in how he used GE when it comes to transform inorganic objects into living things, is quite interesting i might add.
 
Demifiend said:
Why is the hate with Giorno?, he is a good protagonist (in my opinion)

because, like ruin said,
we get giorno making diavolo drink the peepee
 
Demifiend said:
Why is the hate with Giorno?, he is a good protagonist (in my opinion), and there is no bad character in Jojo since is written by Hirohiko Araki, now, if were talking about bad characters, the only one that comes into my mind is Fatty from Part IV, but no one else, seriously, is getting annoying that Giorno has received so much hate, he may be childish and everything, but he did some interesting things during the story, especially in how he used GE when it comes to transform inorganic objects into living things, is quite interesting i might add.
Giorno is good person but as a character he's pretty boring and 1-Dimensional. At least Jotoro, has his "cool guy/bad arse" thing going on and was shown to have more depth to him in later parts.
 
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And because it's hard to top this moment of Jotaro:

"Now that i see up close it's a pretty shitty watch but don't worry about that, i'll make it look worse, your face that is"
 
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SecretlyEngarde said:
because, like ruin said,
So?, Diavolo was a stupid man, he had an interesting stand, but man, he does some stupid things, like the time he sold arrows, only to want them back, or not realizing when Giorno had GER to counter King Crimson, and let himself die, besides, he was an asshole, trying to kill his own daughter, fuck that guy, he deserved it
Covenant said:
Giorno is good person but as a character he's pretty boring and 1-Dimensional. At least Jotoro, has his "cool guy/bad arse" thing going on and was shown to have more depth to him in later parts.
I think that they made Giorno that way to add importance to the other characters, just look at Bruno Buccelatti, Fugo or Narancia, hell, the brothers of Giorno were interesting beasts to watch, besides, you can't deny that Vento Aureo has some of the best designs when it comes to stands and more originality and imagination when it comes to this part, Giorno has a simple dream, but realistically speaking, he is among the most normal Jojo's, which is not common itself, but not for that he has to be hated, he may be simple, but charming at the same time, you can't deny that, probably people were expecting things like Jotaro or Joseph did, but remember, like Part IV, this had more "Slice of Life" than feelings of adventure, since the enemies were living in the same city with Giorno and the rest, so, he had it easy, technically, i can dare to say that he is smarter than most Jojo's, since his stand had an array of interesting effects, and he did a good job with them, seriously.

Dio Brando said:
And because it's hard to top this moment of Jotaro:

"Now that i see up close it's a pretty shitty watch but don't worry about that, i'll make it look worse, your face that is"

Dio, he is your fucking son, i know that you are dead and everything, but probably when you fucked that whore in Egypt you didn't realized that you could have children, he is the only reminiscent of yourself (And i dare to say that he may be alive in Part 8 somewhere, since most probably GER nullified the universal reset, but only for him, so, i don't know exactly, well, i don't even know if he activated that Stand during the reset so, i don't know)

Couldn't you be at least a little proud of your son, he didn't stopped Enrico, one of your servants, therefore, give him some credit for that, not saying that Giorno is the best protagonist ever, he has a lot of flaws, and he can do some goofy things, but don't see the bad things, see the good things of him, he was simple, but effective, did you seriously wanted another "extravagant" jojo?
 
Ruin said:
at least with jotaro you can understand that he's a huge mama's boy and a giant nerd
like, I wished Dio would point and laugh at him saying "HA HA! you love your mom!"

also, Giorno isn't Dio's son. he's Jonathan's.

and a final thing, Gold Experience Requiem makes Giorno more boring because the best part of JoJo is seeing the heroes have weaker stands than the villains yet able to come out on top.
 
Demifiend said:
So?, Diavolo was a stupid man, he had an interesting stand, but man, he does some stupid things, like the time he sold arrows, only to want them back, or not realizing when Giorno had GER to counter King Crimson, and let himself die, besides, he was an asshole, trying to kill his own daughter, fuck that guy, he deserved it
ollll u fuckin TOOK THE BAIT
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Agreed, i never even asked for a son.
 
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