A single set of clothes wouldn't be enough to hold all the Joseph Motherfucking Joestar.
A single shirt in those guard's uniforms couldn't even contain the awesome power of his chin alone.
No, he's had 2 children, but we don't know how many women he actually laid.
With the way it's pronounced he'd just be saying "Stable" and I doubt Dio or the person in the comic would catch on, unless he said "Stab-el" then like who even
one eye on the streets one eye on the beats