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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

That fucking Snail chapter is bar none the most bizarre Jojo has ever gotten.
If we count non-cannon: Jorge Joestar
 
are there any translations of those written novels cause from the notes of them they sound really crazy and fun.
 
are there any translations of those written novels cause from the notes of them they sound really crazy and fun.
considering it's JoJo's, I highly doubt theres official translations of the novels.
 
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But Kira is, nonetheless, best character. Kira facts:
+ Impeccable taste in clothing and art
+ Likes cats
+ What a beautiful Duwang
+ Stand and Stand techniques named after songs of the greatest rock band ever
+ Enjoys the quiet life
+ Blew up that ugly little thieving munchkin
+ Always ready to give people a hand
+ munch munch
+ Has a nice watch
+ JAKUTEN WA NAI!
+ His girlfriends aren't annoying

Special mentions to Wham, Mariah and the President of the Dojya~~~n States of Valentine.

PS: Part 5 sucks Jo2uke's balls.
anyone who says Joseph joestar isnt the best is lying
 
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Joseph is great when he isn't the main character

I'm not lying. :PUN:
 
Joseph is great when he isn't the main character

I'm not lying. :PUN:
you know what? he's right.

Joseph is actually better as a mentor or side character. but this doesn't make Joseph a bad character when he is the main.
 
My list of favorite JoJos:
1- Joseph
2- Josuke
2- Jolyne
4- Bruno
5- Jonathan
6- Jotaro

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Joseph lost his shine during part 3 (pretty much because part 3 is the least good), but he shines back on part 4.
Jolyne and Josuke both are in the same position in my list, and they are pretty near Joseph.
Giorno is not even the main character during part 5, so that's why I put Bruno in there.
 
oh we doing jojo's lists

Time for some controversial ruin opinions (I should get a patent or something)

1. Johnny
2. Jonathan
3. Jolyne
4. Gappy
5. Josuke
6. Jotaro
7. Joseph
8. George
9. The other George
10. Jorge
11. Giorno
 
JoJo husbando waifu wars.

the most "oh, that's cool. here's who I like" of wars.

like, you can try to get mad, but can you really though?
 
Oooh I wanna do it

  1. Josuke
  2. Joseph
  3. Jousuke
  4. Jonathan
  5. Jolyne
  6. Giorno
  7. Jotaro
I can't really rank Johnny because I don't know much about him. What I've seen of him, though... Probably between Jousuke and Jonathan.

Best not-Jojo though is Bucciarati.
 
1. Josuke
2. Joseph
3. Jonathan
4. Jotaro
(the reast I havent gotten to so it's in order of design I like best)
5. Johnny
6. Jolyne
7. Giorno.

best non-JoJo is a 3 way tie with Wham, Speedwagon, and Stronheim.
 
considering it's JoJo's, I highly doubt theres official translations of the novels.
when I meant translations i wasn't expecting anything official, just somewhere where i could read it.

Also my list of jojos:

1. Joseph
2. Josuke
2. Joylene
4. Gappy
5. Johnny
6. Giorno
7. Jonathan
8. Jotaro
 
I think this is more objective
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Wham's death was filled with man feelings, so I'd say it's my favourite.
 
Poor Giorno, he had to get overshadowed by HIS ENTIRE GROUP BEING AMAZING.
I loved it when Mista was like, I'M MAIN CHARACTER NOW! PEOW, PING, 4 IS BAD.

bruno and giorno should have switched names so that I could pretend he was the real jojo
 
fuck i'll do that without the template and just spoiler everything
templates are for the weak
you have been warned

Favorite Jojo: Johnny - Favorite Villain: Valentine - Favorite Part: Steel Ball Run - Favorite Bro: Speedwagon/Gyro - Favorite Supporting: Stroheim/F.F. - Favorite Crew: P R I S O N S Q U A D -
Fave Part 3 Stand: Hierophant Green - Fave Part 4 Stand: Pearl Jam - Fave Part 5 Stand: Sticky Fingers/Spice Girl - Fave Part 6 Stand: Stone Free - Fave Part 7 Stand: Tusk - Fave Part 8 Stand: King Nothing
Fave Stand Design: Paisley Park - Fave Stand Ability: Crazy Diamond/Pearl Jam - Favorite Animal: I-G-G-Y - Best Girl: F.F. - Fave Minor Villain: The D'Arby Brothers - Favorite Fight: Johnny and Gyro vs. Valentine
Favorite Pose: Jonathan's Classic Hand in Front of Face - Favorite Fashion: Yasuho - Favorite Death:
Jonathan Joestar
- ASB Main: Diego :V - Fave Battle Cry: ORA - Fave Voice: Richard Epcar's Joseph Joestar
Least Fave Fight: GER vs. King Crimson - Least Fave Stand: Gold Experience - Least Fave Crew: Joseph Joestar feat. His Friends that Never Do Anything (Part 2) - Least Fave Part: Battle Tendency: - Least Fave Villain: Diavolo - Least Fave GioGio: Giorno
Best Speedwagon: Speedwagon
 
anyone who says that test dub Viz did of part 3 sucked is a godamn liar and should get their weaboo ass out of my JoJo's.
 
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I will physically eat the heart of anyone who says that Richard Epcar wasn't a perfect Joseph
 
I will physically eat the heart of anyone who says that Richard Epcar wasn't a perfect Joseph
you know what? I'm gonna ask you to share that heart. but put it in the microwave first. because that thing is cold and dark.
 
Here's an interesting question. What actors would you cast to play each JoJo?
 
Here's an interesting question. What actors would you cast to play each JoJo?
Jonathan: Maybe Todd Haberkorn?
Joseph: Travis Willingham I know I'm not the first to say it but he is a perfect choice
Jotaro: Matt Mercer is a good choice and I support Viz's decision on him.
Josuke: Mike McFarland, I dunno.
Giorno: Vic Mignogna
Jolyne: everybody's favorite Colleen Clickenbeard
Johnny: Jason Liebrecht
 
except Clint Eastwood should be cast as Jotaro. And Jolyne. Especially Jolyne. Gotta keep the family resemblance and all.
 
Arnold Schwazenegger (?) as Jonathan
Ben Stiller as Young Joseph.
Gordan Freeman as Old Joseph.
Owen Wilson as Jotaro (in all parts).
Michael Jordan as Josuke.
Ellen Page as Giorno.
Adam Sandler as Jolyne.
 
For some reason I feel like a younger David Bowie could play Joseph.
 
let's be real
David Bowie could be half of the jojo's cast
 
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I thought every character in JoJo's already was David Bowie.
 
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