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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

I mean, Jonathan was pure in a surreal level.

But after him, every character was flawed in different aspects.
 
Jonathan's purity was a flaw by itself for some people tho, some would even go and say he was a naive softy, meh, i still like him the best.

He could punch you through a fucking wall with his own bare hands unlike the other 7.
 
He also jumped the fountain from the entrance of his mansion when he discovered that Dio kissed and slapped Erina.

He didn't learn Hamon/Ripple when he jumped that.
Stands weren't a thing when he did that.

Just by that motivation alone he jumped that fountain from one go just to punch Dio.

Jonathan is underrated.
 
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objective joey jojo tier ranking courtesy of the Ruin man

Literally Everyone's Best Friend And Wants You To Be Happy And Safe Unless You Are Dio (Probably Even If You Are Dio) Tier: Jonathan
Killed The President With The Help of Our Lord And Savior Jesus Christ Tier: Johnny, Honorary Gyro mention
I Wish He Was My Dad Tier: The Gapster
Set Herself On Fire To Psych A Dude Out Tier: Jolyne
Burned Rohan's House Down Tier: Rohan Josuke
Fuckin' Punched That Dude In The Fucking FACE Tier: Jotaro
Gets Better With Age Tier: Wine, Joseph
The Actual Jojo Of His Part Tier: Bruno
Drank De Peepee Tier: Giorno
 
Jonathan's purity was a flaw by itself for some people tho, some would even go and say he was a naive softy, meh, i still like him the best.

He could punch you through a fucking wall with his own bare hands unlike the other 7.
Well I mean 7-Year-Old Jotaro thrashed the shit out of Alessi, and he "Beats the hell out of people, more than [he] has to. Some of them are still in the hospital".
 
jotaro isn't really much of an asshole, he's just stoic as hell and dislikes fraternizing with other people
 
They kinda had it coming you know.
Trying to kill Jotaro.
Trying to kill Jotaros friends.
Trying to kill Jotaros grandfather.
Trying to keep Jotaro from saving his dying mother.
 
Those schoolgirls and flight attendants did nothing wrong.
 
Jotaro could have been swimming in pussy if he ever gave a shit about that stuff.
 
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No way Kira was totally into Kosaku's wife. I mean shit.

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No way Kira was totally into Kosaku's wife. I mean shit.

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I'm pretty sure he told Hayato he was eventually gonna kill her.
 
He could punch you through a fucking wall with his own bare hands unlike the other 7.
Are you saying Jotaro wouldn't also punch someone through a fucking wall with his bare hands
I Wish He Was My Dad Tier: The Gapster
You forgot Literally 1.25x More Of A Man Than You Tier
 
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Are you saying Jotaro wouldn't also punch someone through a fucking wall with his bare hands

He would use Star Platinum.
 
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what the hell am I looking at

animated when
 
we got this

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does it count?
9/10 anim8
 
I had a weird dream where polnareff anf jotaro tried beat the shit out me after see this polnareff. Thank you Dio.
 
Josuke 4 seems like he's the kinda guy who is an asshole, but can admit he's an asshole.

plus, Josuke 4 was raised by a single mom, so how can you hate him?
 
At least he's not Rohan
What a loser that homeless guy is
 
all he does is act as a foil for Josuke.

think about it:

Rohan has a cool motorcycle
which he loses because he jobbed so fucking hard.
Josuke gets the motorcycle
and pretty much does the movie Speed
but with a motorcycle.
and a cool flip.

that flip will make the part 4 anime worth the wait.

also seeing Tomoko being an awesome single mom.
and rocking the mom pants.
 
At least he's not Rohan
What a loser that homeless guy is
A loser who bought a mountain that one time.
 
and the jobbed really hard trying to be a cool guy.
and Josuke had to bail him out.

and do a cool flip.
But did Josuke pretend to be a priest and listen to some crazy guy's confession?