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Official Skullgrills Pun Thread

Don't thret.

Oh, wait.
 
He wears a mask to hide his cleft chin.

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Big band once teamed up with painwheel, they were called the pain train
 
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Why is this a thing? I think you all should be Band.
(too tired to come up with something better, but this is the perfect thread for me)
 
What is a solo big band called? A one man band.
 
If Big Band was a product, he would be BIG BRAND.

*Big Band plays off terrible pun: bum bum ts.*

Roll credits.
 
that was pretty bad squigly lines, come on everyone, let's give her a big hand
 
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Yummy Bubbles said:
that was pretty bad squigly lines, come on everyone, let's give him a big hand
A Big Hand from the Big Man ready for the Big Plan to start his musical career on the Big Stand, and also dealing with his Big Fans. I am sorry, but a lot of these jokes are a bit Big Bland.
 
I hate to toot my horn but my band is pretty awesome
 
I wonder if Big Band likes to clean his trumpet.

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Squigly Lines said:
A Big Hand from the Big Man ready for the Big Plan to start his musical career on the Big Stand, and also dealing with his Big Fans. I am sorry, but a lot of these jokes are a bit Big Bland.
Too bad he turned out to be a big sham on the big stand and his big fans took their big hands and STRUCK UP THE BAND!
 
Big band is a dirty cheater he uses Bass Knuckles when he fights.
 
Squigly Lines said:
If Big Band was a product, he would be BIG BRAND.

*Big Band plays off terrible pun: bum bum ts.*

Roll credits.
I can't believe this thread happened! Also how dare you take my pun you dirty thief
 
What happens when Big Band players get together to play?

THEY BAND TOGETHER. OH THAT'S RICH. I WILL TAKE MY PAYCHECK NOW.
 
Big Band may be a Big Man, but there will always be a Bigger Band.
 
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If you look at the lore, Big Band is clearly the fighter with the most tenor.

One of the major keys to git gud at Big Band is to work on your reeds.

Did you know Big Band has a degree in literature? He's good at cymbalism.

In a Valentine/Big Band matchup, I think he has enough advantage that he woodwind.

Is Big Band fun to play? I find it just a tambourine.

Big Band's favorite show? The Sopranos.

Big Band's favorite character? Piccolo.

Big Band's original voice lines may have caused fines of up to $500 percussion.

Big Band has relationship problems. He looks for love in alto wrong places.
 
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Scatmon said:
If you look at the lore, Big Band is clearly the fighter with the most tenor.

One of the major keys to git gud at Big Band is to work on your reeds.

Did you know Big Band has a degree in literature? He's good at cymbalism.

In a Valentine/Big Band matchup, I think he has enough advantage that he woodwind.

Is Big Band fun to play? I find it just a tambourine.

Big Band's favorite show? The Sopranos.

Big Band's favorite character? Piccolo.

Big Band's original voice lines may have caused fines of up to $500 percussion.

Big Band has relationship problems. He looks for love in alto wrong places.
Tip of the tuba to this punny player
 
Thank God almost no-one understood my joke. I don't think I slept tonight.
 
Beating through approaches
on a 1 tune singing train
over the minor dp's we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on wake up, run
Making mashers fright
What fun it is to dash and grab
A salty time tonight
Jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle wake up game
Oh what fun it is to tie
on a 1 tune singing train​
 
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Squigly Lines said:
also Squigly Pun thread when

@PlatinumPad , you wanna rename this and make it the 'General Skullgirls Pun Thread'? I think everyone's Big Band puns have been drummed out. It's really piped down here. We've hit some low notes.
 
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Scatmon said:
@PlatinumPad , you wanna rename this and make it the 'General Skullgirls Pun Thread'? I think everyone's Big Band puns have been drummed out. It's really piped down here. We've hit some low notes.
yea sure I'll do that. I tend to see more Big Band puns than anything else was why I thought to post this thread.
 
Scatmon said:
@PlatinumPad , you wanna rename this and make it the 'General Skullgirls Pun Thread'? I think everyone's Big Band puns have been drummed out. It's really piped down here. We've hit some low notes.
Sure that can work, it would give us some wiggle room to create more Skullgirl related puns that aren't stolen by Ms. Fortune.

Also in relation to your post:
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Squigly Lines said:
Sure that can work, it would give us some wiggle room to create more Skullgirl related puns that aren't stolen by Ms. Fortune.

Should've said it would give us some squiggle room.

Yeah, that one's terrible.
 
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Peacock sure has a fowl mouth on her, doesn't she?
It'd be nice if Argus stopped staring at everyone, but then Peacock wouldn't be any good.
 
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