Official Skullgrills Pun Thread

[Sunset Radiance]

I can't think of more puns, Annie'd some more time. My memMarie isn't serving me very well. Cerebella loves going out...she's the Bella the ball.

 

[NoirCore]

Why is Cerebella's bedroom always cold?

Because she can't turn down a fan!

 

[Rabbot32]

Why shouldn't Filia drive?
She's underage and doesn't have a license.


And makes hairpin turns.

In all seriousness, I rained on Parasoul's parade today, I put a lot of holes in her Umbrella. She went nuts and started atacking me, looks like she'd been on the fencing about going nuts for a while, but I must've sent her over the edge. Guess she lost this Queen's Gambit.

 

[Myzo]

All Dagonian remake of Scarface, with the iconic song "Push It To The Minette"

 

[PastelOctoling]

I couldn't think of any more puns. How Ms. Fortune-ate.

 

[WolfPupGaming]

"Are you for real, Squigly?"
"Yeah, I'm dead serious!"

 

[Peterthegameguy]

Why was Double angry at the wrestler?

Because he wouldn't oh-Beowulf her.

 

[Tox]

I went down to the store the other day to pick up some herbs. But when I got there, the only thing in the room was Val an' Thyme! So I said "what the Fukua doin here!?" and she says to me "selling thyme for Double the usual price." I implored her to lower the price so I could afford the herb "you're my Last Hope!". But all she snided was "what awful Ms Fortune"