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can someboedy take the "SAVAGE" from DmC and slap it on Callie's face?
 
You see, Marie is just a constant sass machine. This has allowed Callie to build an immunity to it. Marie has went without it turned against her for a while, so Callie suddenly releasing the sass has destroyed Marie on the inside.
 
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Marie is well-sassed machine lacking the self awareness to realize it's purpose for existing was being ignored by it's target audience.
That's one way we fleshy things are better than our robo-squid kin.
 
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I would love it if they somehow made all the map updates (up until after splatfest) just have Marie being quiet and staring into space.
and Callie never notices.
 
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cause downloading boredom.

edit2: Running around my lobby (cause I'm still bored...), I'm seeing wwaayyy more Undertale references than Fred (about 7 to 2 so far)..
 
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I tuned in to Splatoon at like 11 last night and what I saw was no average roast.
It was Ifrit's Hellfire summon
All of them
Truly beautiful
 
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Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Callie's on the naughty side just because she can't keep it in her puffy pants.

Hopefully I can participate this time, as it's only day I have off this month (aside from Christmas). That is if I don't get dragged into Christmas shopping that day.
 
TheGoggledGamer said:
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Callie's on the naughty side just because she can't keep it in her puffy pants.

I know her hamburger buns put me on the naughty list.
 
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Magma442 said:
I know her hamburger buns put me on the naughty list.
And my vomit after reading this has indeed secured me on the nice list.
 
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HeadcrabNinja said:
I refuse to believe Marie is nice, so just this once I'll be naughty and side with Callie
I just flipped a coin, I got team naughty.

And it may just be a bit of an ego boost, but there is just something about seeing a Miiverse post you made being used as graffiti shortly after you sent it.
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I love that Graffiti system that's in the game. Some Miiverse posts look amazing (seen one post that looked like it was graffiti and fit perfectly)
 
you know for a bunch of people saying they're nice they sure do like to spawn camp the enemy.
 
Funny.As a nice member,all I'm getting is spawn camped.Everyfight they cover like literally 95% of the field.
 
SanoBaron said:
you know for a bunch of people saying they're nice they sure do like to spawn camp the enemy.
How bad are you playing to get camped by THOSE guys?
 
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Marie's eventually gonna die from salt overdoses.
 
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Taking a loss with the grace of a swan, what a lord :)
 
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yeah fuck marie for trying to be a good person and nice
 
BeatNinja said:
yeah fuck marie for trying to be a good person and nice
She didn't really try though.

She just sorta said she was nice.
 
She knew the inner savage that was in Callie could have awoken at any time, so in order to save the holidays, she decided to be the nice one.

What a trooper.

But Callie's supah hot fiyah won through regardless.
 
And on that day some say Marie's heart grew 3 sizes that day.
 
Kit Ballard said:
Makes me wonder what the script would of been if Marie won.
There's a script in the data I think.
I found it on the Splatoon reddit:

M: NOICE! Team Nice wins!

C: Ugh...

M: And they say nice squids finish last. HA!

C: Whatevs...At least I'm getting free coal for my barbecue.
 
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inb4 Marie is always stuck in elipses while Callie is snark master general

inb4 there's a "should they make up or break up" Splatfest that have serious consequences on how the writing will be handled from then on
 
With how many people was "naughty" posting, especially after that slick burn, was surprised it was so low. But, once again, Queen Callie sits on that throne again.

Even though I couldn't play online, I still picked a side. I picked naughty XD Seems I'm on a winning streak already! lol Kidding.. Lucky guess XD
 
Next EU Splatfest. Would you rather be fit or rich?

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BUFF CALLIE
 
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