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Splatoon

Wow, Comedy won? My teams were getting pretty shitty towards the end. Thought we were gonna lose this.
 
I know it's not a test map, but it has the exact same problem that a fairly recent one had. And I will judge it!

Anyway, did the Splatfest end an hour early? I swear that in CST it should start at 11 and end at 11. It ended at 10. I didn't get on before 11 Friday so maybe I missed the start, but I'm pretty sure it said "11" on SplatNet.
 
It said 11-11 EST.
 
Color me surprised because the .52 Gal Deco is back with a bedazzled vengeance!
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You may have deco-ed the halls last month, but tomorrow evening brings us the .52 Gal Deco! This weapon is a standard .52 Gal with some extra flair. It comes with Curling Bombs to smoke out opponents and the Sting Ray special for long distance foes. This kit is basically for a squid-of-all-trades, so players who like to get in the thick of things should give it a look!
 
YAY! My favorite gun is back!

Would have taken the Tenta Missiles over the Sting ray but I can live with it.
 
Today's a good day to splat hard.
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Research has indicated that a deco-rated new weapon will be joining the others at Ammo Knights—the Rapid Blaster Deco! The stats of this weapon are the same as the Rapid Blaster but, as you can see, it has a fresh new style. This well-rounded kit also comes with Suction Bombs to push forward, and the Inkjet special to draw your opponent’s attention to the skies above!
 
2 weeks in a row we've got Deco Weapons. I really hope we get a brella based off of Peach's Parasol.
 
Do you wanna Arowana?
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YES! An opportunity for snipers to enjoy themselves once again, Arowana Mall makes a comeback! Now complete with more helium-powered vehicles! And a word of advice - if you're going to splat the opposing team, don't waste your time window shopping. It drops 6PM Western, 9PM Atlantic.
 
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Weapon aside, I'm almost able to get a Switch and Splatoon 2 soon and I'm so happy!
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Rumor has it that the .96 Gal Deco will be available this evening. It has the same stats as the .96 Gal, but comes with some snazzy decorations. Completing the kit is the Splash Wall and Splashdown…for those players who like causing a splash.
 
This has nothing to goo with potatoes.
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Somehow adding stickers to things makes them "new weapons". And the Custom Goo Tuber, which launches tonight is no exception. Backed with Curling Bombs and Inkjet to complete this... treat.
 
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Ah, yes. The classic Beatles song put to the test.
 
Pearl has a swimming pool of imported mayo. I love her.
 
Yeah? Why have a pool filled with mayo when it can be filled with something sensible?


Like chocolate syrup.
 
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There's nothing you can do that can't be done
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung
Nothing you can say, but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy

Nothing you can make that can't be made
No one you can save that can't be saved
Nothing you can do, but you can learn how to be you in time
It's easy

All you need is love
 
BREAKING NEWS FROM SQUID RESEARCH LAB: We received a video report overnight that ‘Off the Hook’ amiibo will launch in stores exclusively as part of a 2-pack later this year. No word yet on exact release timing, but we will continue our research!

Clam basketball
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Our tireless research has resulted in a thrilling discovery! Yes, today we learned that Inklings play basketball! The existence of a new stage, Goby Arena, indicates that Inklings may even play the sport competitively.

As you can see, the details of the sport have been fairly well preserved. The arena is complete with a full-size locker room, polished wooden court, concession stands, jumbotron, VIP seating, and memorabilia shop.

Furthermore, it appears that the arena is converted into an ink-battle stage during the offseason, and this unique location should make for exciting battles indeed. We suspect that the mid-court area, along with the two basketball hoops on each side of the court, will be a focal point for all battle types. Gaining control of the hoop on your side of the stage will give your team the high ground you need to push forward. We’ll continue to closely monitor this new development and will provide updates in due course.

Oooh, these are good
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Our Squid Research colleagues in Japan have just discovered details on a weapon currently in development. The Dark Tetra Dualies feature four ink-ejecting nozzles that allow you to execute up to four dodge rolls in a row! How is that even possible??
 
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You flatfoots forgot the most important thing.



Oh great, now that all 4 have officially been together the inevitable 4 way Splatfest now will occur.

Forget Team Squid Sisters vs. Team Off The Hook.....it'll be Team Callie vs. Team Marie vs. Team Pearl vs. Team Marina.

The servers will never be the same!
 
For the inevitable splatfest, I want Team Squid Sisters to get their music rotation changed to remixed Ink Me Up and Spicy Calamari Inkanation.
 
Wash ur turf... and also your enemies.
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According to our research, the Sloshing Machine Neo will be available this evening, just prior to Splatfest kickoff. Just like the Sloshing Machine, this weapon can be effective on enemies hiding in the terrain…and just like the Sloshing Machine, you shouldn’t try to wash your clothes in it (this was hard research, indeed). Rounding out the kit is the Point Sensor to reveal the location of opponents to your team, and the Splat-Bomb Launcher to wreak a little havoc.
 
4x mystery weapon Salmon Run for the first time in four months now... and it's just the Grizzco Brella. I guess the Grizzco Charger is never happening then...
 
Wandered into my locak Barnes & Nobles this evening after dinner and came across the Splatoon Manga. I bought it and brought it home to read rather than sit in store and do so.

It's just as cheesey as all those early 4-koma splatoon comics that showed up in here and I am glad I bought it.
 
I got mine from Amazon.

Per-ordered the other two. Will get those as soon as they come out.

Also, love conquers all.
 
I do like love! But I also love money, ya know?
 
The envelope please...

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The most recent Splatfest results tell Marina is redeeming herself, and the fact that the Beatles are famous for saying "All you need is love" and "Money can't buy me love". This is the proof! Congratulations whoever thought love is more important than money on Valentine's day. You are very sweet!
 
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YUS! PINK LEMONADE WINS!

Man those stats actually make sense with how many mirror matches I was getting compared to Team Money matches. I think I won over 50% of my matches vs Team Money, thankfully!

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Goldi is amazing guys, ft. art made in actual art programs.
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The envelope please...

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The most recent Splatfest results tell Marina is redeeming herself, and the fact that the Beatles are famous for saying "All you need is love" and "Money can't buy me love". This is the proof! Congratulations whoever thought love is more important than money on Valentine's day. You are very sweet!
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I really wish I could figure out how to make post to be seen in game, I would have made this reference there.
 
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Second piece of perfect gear down!
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And I should never fall below A again after how quickly I tore through B-Rank Tower Control.

*looks at Clam Blitz C+*

...Anyway, I also noticed that the radio near the outdoor tables plays a distorted City of Color. It might also play a different song sometimes?
 
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In space, no one can hear you splat.
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Ammo Knights has unveiled the Luna Blaster Neo and is set to be launched from the vault. This galactic gadget comes packed with Ink Mines to confuse your opponents, and the almighty Suction Bomb Rush to make sure you're guaranteed to ink a lot of turf. Remember, splat long and prosper!
 
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YUS more Salmon Run ranks!

I reached Profreshional long before I even hit A-rank so it was always weird to me.

I'm also feeling really good about Ranked now. I've figured out the good Rainmaker paths so I'm finally starting to get salty whenever someone else is carrying it. :P