The Smash Bros Discussion Thread

[Goodbye18000]

GUYS, I FIGURED IT OUT

PIKACHU IS RIDING THE FIRST BOX
RID
RID-LEY
RIDLEY CONFIRMED

THE SECOND BOX IS MADE OF METAL
METAL
CHROME
CHROM
CHROM CONFIRMED

THE LAST ONE IS A PRESENT
WHO GIVES YOU PRESENTS
TOM NOOK/DELIBIRD CONFIRMED

 

[Jutsei]

I honestly don't think Tom Nook is gonna be playable.
Maybe next game

 

[Ruin]

those are crates
crate
grate
great
great ball
pokemon trainer confirmed

 

[Jutsei]

Ok maybe there's ONE thing I wanna see in particular at the direct.
...
Some of the stages in motion.
Especially Lumiose City

 

[Ruin]

i just want a good representation of nice butts
Zero Suit Samus would probably fill that quota

 

[Goodbye18000]

In interestingly timed news, Playstation AllStars got a balancing update today.

Hmmmm.... interesting timing...

 

[Ruin]

PS All-Stars confirmed for smash?

 

[Jutsei]

I was gonna bring that up, but I decided not to.

4 hours 45 minutes.

 

[Ruin]

getting close to 4 and a half hours left

i'm about half-mast right now let's see if we can keep it going

 

[Jutsei]

Got my Wii U gamepad charged up, I'll have that playing Nintendo Direct, and have my computer ready with Youtube at the first sign of buffering.

 

[Φ]

And I'll be in class, like right now.

 

[Goodbye18000]

And I'll be just out of class, just after giving my presentation on JoJo's Bizarre Adventure as an example of romance literature.

 

[Rellek]

Are you fucking serious? I gave a presentation once on the viability of G-Diffuser systems aboard future space traversing technologies.

 

[Goodbye18000]

I'm totally serious.

But I gotta make sure I'm not nervous up there. That'd be what kill my mark most of all.

 

[Jutsei]

You never know dude.
A lot can fucking happen in 30 minutes.
No matter how you slice it we're getting a metric asston of information.

 

[Clawsome Bombs]

i once ate a metric asston of cake







it was awesome

 

[Light-Triforce]

In interestingly timed news, Playstation AllStars got a balancing update today.

Hmmmm.... interesting timing...

Well every Tuesday the Playstation Store always updates. SSM finally gave me and MANY others the balancing patch update we've been waiting for months. :/

 

[Jutsei]

3 hours, 40 minutes.

Still hyped.
As people pointed out, NOA's summer usually extends to September and October.
So here's looking at then

 

[Cawtime]

1 hour 56 minutes.

 

[Goodbye18000]

Uh, 2 hours 56 minutes.

 

[Cawtime]

Uh, 2 hours 56 minutes.

Math is not my forte.

 

[Goodbye18000]

FUN FACT IF YOU GO TO WATCH CAPTAIN AMERICA 2 RIGHT NOW YOU CAN COME BACK AND BE READY FOR THE DIRECT

HAIL SAKURAI

 

[Ruin]

Winter Soldier confirmed for smash?

 

[Jutsei]

UNDER 2 HOURS LEFT.
LET'S GO!!!

 

[Ruin]

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN (boo-doo-doo-dooooo)

 

[SkullMan]

In totally unrelated news (but you guys might care) I JUST GOT A JOB AT BIOWARE FOR SUMMER EMPLOYMENT

Congrats, man! Hope you enjoy your summer!

 

[Jutsei]

ONE HOUR, TWENTY TWO MINUTES

 

[SpaceCadetKeon]

"Until you dieeee!"

 

[Jutsei]

I find it really enlightening that despite a security breach for 2/3rds of the internet, and the onset of Windows Update, Smash Bros Direct is still going to make this day fucking killer.

 

[Ruin]

shows we got our priorities in order

 

[Rellek]

I'm pogeymaning for an hour until the shit hits the fan.

 

[SpaceCadetKeon]

I'm watching Max's stream.

 

[juju_for_president]

 

[Ruin]

I KNOW HOW TO TELL TIME TOO

 

[Jutsei]

39 Minutes

I'm booting up the Wii U Game Pad at 5:50

 

[Nap1400]

IT'S ON YOUTUBE

GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Goodbye18000]

I'M OUT OF CLASS, JOJO WENT WELL. SITTING DOWN AND HYPED. YEAH SON.

 

[Ruin]

I SHOT EARLY AND NOW IT'S EVERYWHERE GODDAMMIT

 

[Jutsei]

IT'S THIRTY FUCKING NINE MINUTES LONG
FLY AWAY NOW
FLY AWAY NOW
FLY AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Cawtime]

THAT'S LIKE, 39 MINUTES!