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I need a naked picture of Beowulf/Taliesin

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I've been thinking and...

How would the conversation go if you in person to print this out? Will you go with glossy paper or just card stock?
say it's for your (your as in @guitalex2007 says to guy it's for @guitalex2007 's wife )wife duh it's not a lie
 
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This thread, my sides, I need a stick in my life. Thing is, I've been a pad player my entire life...Seriously though, there are some really insecure people ITT. I'd sling dick jokes all day with you guys in real life if we ever met around this stick. (LMAO)
 
I'm just curious... but what does ITT mean?
 
internet thread time?
 
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An example of usage would be just posting this:

ITT: insecure people and people who think sex is the reason this game isn't taken seriously instead of lackluster tournament attendance.
 
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Let me further cement my assertion that the LewdCatz DickStick PR Edition should feature a cast resin phallus in lieu of a traditional balltop or battop.

Length x girth spec'ed to the player's grip and/or degree of dilation.

Cut or uncut, though case studies have connected the latter to greater input sensitivity.

Treat it respectfully, however. Excessive Tiger Knee inputs can eventually form a curvature, and pretzel motions can outright destroy its rigidity.

Also, it can easily removed, scrubbed, and sanitized separate of the electronics if it is installed with The Link. (Strap-on pelvic harness with additional Link base sold separately.)
 
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ElkyDori said:
Let me further cement my assertion that the LewdCatz DickStick PR Edition should feature a cast resin phallus in lieu of a traditional balltop or battop.

Length x girth spec'ed to the player's grip and/or degree of dilation.

Cut or uncut, though case studies have connected the latter to greater input sensitivity.

Treat it respectfully, however. Excessive Tiger Knee inputs can eventually form a curvature, and pretzel motions can outright destroy its rigidity.

Also, it can easily removed, scrubbed, and sanitized separate of the electronics if it is installed with The Link. (Strap-on pelvic harness with additional Link base sold separately.)
Funny but no. A phallus isn't as functional as a regular JLF shaft.
 
ElkyDori said:
Excessive Tiger Knee inputs can eventually form a curvature, and pretzel motions can outright destroy its rigidity.
yesh you make it sound like baloney ponies weren't meant to be used for fighter game
 
Bizarrely enough, a friend of mine and I were discussing this exact same idea just yesterday.

...Must be something in the air.

Had I seen this thread earlier I would have put up a trial sketch of my own (because really, how could anyone possibly resist this goldmine of an idea), but it seems you've already got the art part covered.
 
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LKArtillery said:
Had I seen this thread earlier I would have put up a trial sketch of my own (because really, how could anyone possibly resist this goldmine of an idea), but it seems you've already got the art part covered.
Please sketch one up anyway, I'll be your best friend.
 
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My entire sides are up chillian on the moon thanks to this thread. LOL
 
LKArtillery said:
Bizarrely enough, a friend of mine and I were discussing this exact same idea just yesterday.

...Must be something in the air.

Had I seen this thread earlier I would have put up a trial sketch of my own (because really, how could anyone possibly resist this goldmine of an idea), but it seems you've already got the art part covered.
Post it anyway.
 
LKArtillery said:
Bizarrely enough, a friend of mine and I were discussing this exact same idea just yesterday.

...Must be something in the air.

Had I seen this thread earlier I would have put up a trial sketch of my own (because really, how could anyone possibly resist this goldmine of an idea), but it seems you've already got the art part covered.
Peer pressure post
 
LKArtillery said:
Bizarrely enough, a friend of mine and I were discussing this exact same idea just yesterday.

...Must be something in the air.

Had I seen this thread earlier I would have put up a trial sketch of my own (because really, how could anyone possibly resist this goldmine of an idea), but it seems you've already got the art part covered.

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Every skull artist should post their rendition of Beo-stick
 
Get Water and South in here too. Let's have every artist come in here and create a Dick Stick design and Guitalex will choose the best one. Let's turn this into a competition.

This will boost the popularity of the game, Beowulf's junk will save Skullgirls.
 
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guitalex2007 said:
people who think sex is the reason this game isn't taken seriously instead of lackluster tournament attendance.
Maybe the tournament attendance is lackluster because people from eg the Marvel scene have no interest in hooking up with a bunch of guys who have anime porn on their sticks?? Could be a thought.
 
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IsaVulpes said:
Maybe the tournament attendance is lackluster because people from eg the Marvel scene have no interest in hooking up with a bunch of guys who have anime porn on their sticks?? Could be a thought.
No, because if that were the case they would've played it before it had a community.

Simple.
 
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To the followers of the #dickstick:

1) I managed to get a Qanba Q4RAF at a local thrift shop for $90. Dual-modded, works perfectly, warranty still intact. IT'S HAPPENING.
2) Though I tried to print a draft of @chickenwithtie 's drawing (it was the wrong size all along. wtf...), everyone is welcome to post their own. Remember that the layout is important, and please save it into a format like .PNG so it doesn't get gritty when resized.

To the people who are insulted by it:
1) Go away. Why are you here?

To the many, many people who said they are willing to leave their sticks so they can play with the #dickstick:
1) This backfired very quickly.
2) If many people don't bring their sticks, it will cause problems. Bring your stick, then borrow the #dickstick for casuals or something.

I like the hashtag #dickstick.
 
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guitalex2007 said:
To the followers of the #dickstick:

1) I managed to get a Qanba Q4RAF at a local thrift shop for $90. Dual-modded, works perfectly, warranty still intact. IT'S HAPPENING.
2) Though I tried to print a draft of @chickenwithtie 's drawing (it was the wrong size all along. wtf...), everyone is welcome to post their own. Remember that the layout is important, and please save it into a vector format like .PNG so it doesn't get gritty when resized.
PNG is a raster format. Perhaps you mean SVG?

Honestly, raster is fine. You just want the resolution to work out to a native 300dpi at 100% scale.
 
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ElkyDori said:
PNG is a raster format. Perhaps you mean SVG?

Honestly, raster is fine. You just want the resolution to work out to a native 300dpi at 100% scale.
Balls, I need help. Yeah, I know nothing of the sort.

So how do I scale it down? I got Gimp 2.
 
guitalex2007 said:
Balls I need help. So how do I scale it down? I got Gimp 2.
Do you want me to handle it for you? (*snicker* "handle it")
 
ElkyDori said:
Do you want me to handle it for you? (*snicker* "handle it")
Be gentle, it's my first time...

...modding an arcade stick.
 
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Also, tricked my wife into telling me how she modded the stick by asking her if I could replace the tit stick. Here's the new tit stick, the second one she made for me.
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"in"
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don't know why...but that speaks to me
 
She's not very good with photoshop, but she does get subliminal messaging right.
 
I can't believe this thread was even replied to.

I blame the title.
 
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The problem with that Brazzers stick is that the length of the shaft interferes with proper stick manipulation. The head would require too much movement to stimulate a response.

#Dickstick isn't just for show. It looks great and feels great.
 
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guitalex2007 said:
Balls, I need help. Yeah, I know nothing of the sort.

So how do I scale it down? I got Gimp 2.
You don't scale it down, you use the size the artist gives you. Scaling it down reduces the quality and won't help you get it to be the right physical size. Just tell the person printing it the exact size the entire image needs to be (take into account the boarder that will get cut). Anybody capable of drawing something you like will give you the right format, don't sweat it.
 
guitalex2007 said:
I can't believe this thread was even replied to.

I blame the title.
When you made this thread last Tuesday it was alive for an hour with no replies until I jumped in and said something. I only did that because Beowulf was in the title, so yeah you should blame the title.
 
Well, then. By popular demand, here's a sexy Beowulf.

It's vertically oriented, but I didn't change the resolution (at least on my own copy, since in its native resolution it's too sexy for the forum to process).

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Horizontally oriented version for your viewing pleasure.

sexybeowulf-lkartillery1.png

Sorry if it's too bara idk
 
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LKArtillery said:
Well, then. By popular demand, here's a sexy Beowulf.

It's vertically oriented, but I didn't change the resolution (at least on my own copy, since in its native resolution it's too sexy for the forum to process).

View attachment 3048

Horizontally oriented version for your viewing pleasure.

View attachment 3047

Sorry if it's too bara idk
Nice work. I think what I'll probably do is have my wife decide.
 
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