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Peastuck

Check quality of motor oil to ensure only finest cyborg waffles.
 
Add gasoline for good measure
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… What? That’s ridiculous. Who keeps gasoline in a kitchen?
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l suggest looking in the trash bin for something
 
>Add lots of ants. Ants...don't really go good with anything but what choice do you got?


I love that animation of her flying to check the fridge. Clever.
 
What if the fridge was Double all along?

Tell George to go grocery shopping.
 
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(Oh dear lord, I just found this today and I an light-headed from laughing. Trinity help me.)

Realize you are STILL PREPARING BREAKFAST when it is 2:02 PM. It is clearly TOO LATE TO MAKE BREAKFAST.
 
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Pull lenny out of the oven, then set to max temperature. needs ta be hot to make cyborg waffles.

(Trinity be praised and may Jegus Grist come from Skia and help us with this glorious abomination.)
 
CHAOS_FANTAZY said:
(Oh dear lord, I just found this today and I an light-headed from laughing. Trinity help me.)
This makes me happy. ;u;

Add barbeque sauce
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This will work so much better anyway.




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That’s it! George can’t take it anymore! This is an insult to breakfast chefs everywhere! He puts his years of culinary school to good use and adds an entire shaker of SALT.​
 
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It may be salt, but it ain't sodium chloride by the looks of it.
 
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oh well

it seems to be time to burn the mix

and light up george
 
The mix is still good. Cayenne pepper goes well with everything. Continue mixing.
 
Why does everyone want to kill or chuck things at George
Is he the least favorite SG character or something
 
Phish Food o3o said:
Why does everyone want to kill or chuck things at George
Is he the least favorite SG character or something

its because she actually blows him up with half her attacks.
 
I should clarify that george did have good intentions; he's just grossly incompetent.
 
Issue a FORMAL ORDER to George to leave the KITCHEN. SHAME is optional but recommended, because SHAME goes good with everything. He is, after all, your LOYAL CRONY, and therefore must listen to you.

While we're at it, let's get LONESOME LENNY out of the oven too. You never know when they might come in handy. The oven, that is.
 
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Cayenne pepper is nice, but add a little Creole seasoning in there too. for good measure.
 
@CaptainGlazak If you're implying you finished homestuck... Wow, you read that fast! It took me almost a year to get through it. Now that you've finished, you get to re-read it and actually understand it this time! Also read problem sleuth if you haven't already. And you are now obligated to post your Dave cosplay.

And, uh... I'll get back to Peastuck soon.
 
MysteriousJ said:
@CaptainGlazak If you're implying you finished homestuck... Wow, you read that fast! It took me almost a year to get through it. Now that you've finished, you get to re-read it and actually understand it this time! Also read problem sleuth if you haven't already. And you are now obligated to post your Dave cosplay.
I'm not entirely done yet. I'm on like Act 6, Act 2, but I am going through it pretty fast. I'm going to watch all of the "Let's Read Homestuck" series after I'm done, so yeah, I do. lol But I don't find it that hard to follow. And I'll definitely post my Dave costume up when it's done. I'm working on the Timetables right now.
 
CaptainGlazak said:
I'm not entirely done yet. I'm on like Act 6, Act 2, but I am going through it pretty fast. I'm going to watch all of the "Let's Read Homestuck" series after I'm done, so yeah, I do. lol But I don't find it that hard to follow. And I'll definitely post my Dave costume up when it's done. I'm working on the Timetables right now.

Homestuck is not over... there is still the final act.
 
Upon seeing Cayenne Pepper deception, check other ingredients
 
Call Filia, ask for sink back.
 
Use some pepper sauce.It's liquid enough to keep mixing.That may solve the problem and give the waffles a unic flavor
 
Add milk
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You sacrifice nature’s miraculous and pasteurized mixture of grass, hay, and whatever else goes into a cow in an effort to combat George’s unrelenting incompetence. Much lactose was lost today in the war against capsaicin, but its noble efforts will not be unremembered.

You leave just enough left for a glass to have with your waffles.
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...Wait, wasn't our OBJECTIVE to make WAFFLES?

Locate WAFFLE IRON and pour BATTER into said WAFFLE IRON.
 
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