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Peastuck

Add gasoline for good measure
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… What? That’s ridiculous. Who keeps gasoline in a kitchen?
 
>Add lots of ants. Ants...don't really go good with anything but what choice do you got?


I love that animation of her flying to check the fridge. Clever.
 
Pull lenny out of the oven, then set to max temperature. needs ta be hot to make cyborg waffles.

(Trinity be praised and may Jegus Grist come from Skia and help us with this glorious abomination.)
 
(Oh dear lord, I just found this today and I an light-headed from laughing. Trinity help me.)
This makes me happy. ;u;

Add barbeque sauce
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This will work so much better anyway.




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That’s it! George can’t take it anymore! This is an insult to breakfast chefs everywhere! He puts his years of culinary school to good use and adds an entire shaker of SALT.​
 
Why does everyone want to kill or chuck things at George
Is he the least favorite SG character or something

its because she actually blows him up with half her attacks.
 
Issue a FORMAL ORDER to George to leave the KITCHEN. SHAME is optional but recommended, because SHAME goes good with everything. He is, after all, your LOYAL CRONY, and therefore must listen to you.

While we're at it, let's get LONESOME LENNY out of the oven too. You never know when they might come in handy. The oven, that is.
 
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@CaptainGlazak If you're implying you finished homestuck... Wow, you read that fast! It took me almost a year to get through it. Now that you've finished, you get to re-read it and actually understand it this time! Also read problem sleuth if you haven't already. And you are now obligated to post your Dave cosplay.

And, uh... I'll get back to Peastuck soon.
 
@CaptainGlazak If you're implying you finished homestuck... Wow, you read that fast! It took me almost a year to get through it. Now that you've finished, you get to re-read it and actually understand it this time! Also read problem sleuth if you haven't already. And you are now obligated to post your Dave cosplay.
I'm not entirely done yet. I'm on like Act 6, Act 2, but I am going through it pretty fast. I'm going to watch all of the "Let's Read Homestuck" series after I'm done, so yeah, I do. lol But I don't find it that hard to follow. And I'll definitely post my Dave costume up when it's done. I'm working on the Timetables right now.
 
I'm not entirely done yet. I'm on like Act 6, Act 2, but I am going through it pretty fast. I'm going to watch all of the "Let's Read Homestuck" series after I'm done, so yeah, I do. lol But I don't find it that hard to follow. And I'll definitely post my Dave costume up when it's done. I'm working on the Timetables right now.

Homestuck is not over... there is still the final act.
 
Add milk
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You sacrifice nature’s miraculous and pasteurized mixture of grass, hay, and whatever else goes into a cow in an effort to combat George’s unrelenting incompetence. Much lactose was lost today in the war against capsaicin, but its noble efforts will not be unremembered.

You leave just enough left for a glass to have with your waffles.
 
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