Peastuck

[Easko]

Eat George. Read Garfield

 

[MysteriousJ]

Steal NEWSPAPER to read comics

Someone else has already stolen the FUNNY PAGES from this paper! Perhaps one of your LOYAL CRONIES is keeping it safe for you.

'Cuz if they aren't, they're going to be sorry.​

 

[MysteriousJ]

Ignoring your best judgment, ask George to cook you an OMELETTE

No response. Maybe you shouldn’t have so rudely borrowed his reading material…

Looks like you’re on your own making breakfast.
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[Broseidon Rex]

Find Sanctioned Lab 8 Enhanced Egg-Laying War Chicken

 

[Leviathan]

Take snack from FRIDGE

Find one of the LOYAL CRONIES from FRIDGE

 

[Age]

Realise the oven has sent a reverse S.O.S. Inspect for clues.

 

[TheRealMrBean]

Threaten George to make you an Omelette.

 

[MysteriousJ]

Hey, cool, this broke 1,000 views. I wonder how many people are actually reading this thing...

Get snacks from FRIDGE

All of the ready-to-eat food in this kitchen has already been consumed. Cooking ingredients, however, are untouched and plentiful. Stupid lazy scientists.​

 

[Fizzxwizz]

Combine Eggs && Milk to make eggnog.

 

[Stuff]

Play a prank with the eggs.

 

[Error Macro]

Throw eggs at George.

 

[Φ]

Throw eggs at George.

^

 

[Easko]

Throw George at eggs.

 

[Broseidon Rex]

Throw George at Eggs

 

[Rikers]

George eggs at throw.

 

[Broseidon Rex]

George eggs at throw.

"Come on, throw! Bet you I can tech that shit! Learn2Combo!"

 

[Rikers]

"Come on, throw! Bet you I can tech that shit! Learn2Combo!"

George confirmed for playable character in Skullgirls 3.

 

[.42.]

Teleport to pizza place.

 

[Horseman]

Get out a bowl and carefully crack George at sides and let the yolk and george-white flow into the bowl. Get out a whisk and mix with milk and salt. Pour into pan and heat pan with Argus system. Put cheese on top, and fold.

 

[Saxton Hale]

Drink purple stuff.

 

[10562408314508765783]

A wild Annie appears.

 

[MysteriousJ]

On a related note, PM @MysteriousJ if you have any links to good tutorials for simplifying equations. :/

 

[Horseman]

simplifying equations.

Well that's pretty vague. Might as well just say "Algebra."

 

[Number 13]

Been away from art section for too long. The pure concentration of Peacock silliness here is worth the laughs.

 

[Money]

Get loyal cronies to do math homework. Draw more Peastuck while cronies are writing down wrong answers to homework.

 

[MysteriousJ]

Hey look a new page.

Make PANCAKES

No. No way. Not gonna happen. Andy Anvil and Tommy Ten Tons are the best damn flapjack makers this side of Little Innsmouth, and once you’ve sampled those angelic cakes, there’s no settling for anything less.​

 

[pivottester]

check what time it is.

 

[Rikers]

Forget the time
just go and venture out for your loyal cronies lol

 

[Leviathan]

But isn't Avery in your hat like it's supposed to?

 

[MysteriousJ]

Make WAFFLES

That’ll work! All you have to do is make the batter, and the WAFFLE IRON will take care of the hard part! Seeing as there are no RECIPE CARDS in the immediate vicinity, it looks like you’ll have to wing it.

You get out 1 MIXING BOWL and set it on the cooking preparation surface.
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[Saxton Hale]

Finds waffle mix and dumps whole box into bowl

 

[MysteriousJ]

Put FLOUR in MIXING BOWL

You are beginning to feel HUNGRY. Time to get this show on the road! You start with FLOUR: the most fundamental of all baking ingredients, followed closely by EGGS.

Oh god you hope you have eggs.
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[Broseidon Rex]

Debate use of measuring utensils.
or
Retrieve Lab 8 War Chicken

 

[Saxton Hale]

Take avery out of hat and pat his backside making him spit out eggs.

 

[MysteriousJ]

One dozen beautiful, fresh, cage-free EGGS from a local farmer.

Life is good.​

 

[Age]

Do a jig to celebrate.

 

[MysteriousJ]

Throw EGGS at George

No response. George really knows how to push your buttons.

Or maybe he’s dead.​

 

[Leviathan]

Look for a bag of sugar and eat it.

 

[Verdant Brave]

Check his pulse, Peacock!

 

[MysteriousJ]

Retaliation indicates that George is in fact alive and well. This clearly calls for return fire, but you probably shouldn’t waste any more EGGS. You’ll just have to be the mature one here.
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