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The Smash Bros Discussion Thread

OH.
I thought you meant the game was simulating the punching of Italians.
Not Italians punching.
I got confused, I apologize.
Sides I always thought he was like, SouthEast-Asian or something.
 
What? But he looks Latino to me. What else have I been wrong about nationality-wise?

Samus is part bird, part Space Jellyfish

Donkey Kong is, in fact, not a Donkey

Lucario's mother was actually a Ditto

Robin is
part ULTIMATE EVIL
 
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Pretty cool roster maker. What's your mains gonna be?
 
i can only fill up a row with who i want to play, even then some of those i prolly won't get to for a while.
 
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I was not aware that people wanted to break their 3DS joysticks this badly

http://www.gfycat.com/SpicyThoroughBoubou#

uMM EXCUSE ME THAT IS ENTIRELY NECESSARY META GAME
SCREW YOU NINTENDO FOR NOT MAKING THESE THINGS PROFESSIONAL GRADE
IT'S LIKE THEY HATE THE COMPETITIVE COMMUNITY OR SOMETHING
 
Yo @keninblack, you said you'd be at TFC this year, yeah? You best believe I'll be hittin' you up for some sweet ol' Smash. I can't fuckin' wait to dig into this game.
 
uMM EXCUSE ME THAT IS ENTIRELY NECESSARY META GAME
SCREW YOU NINTENDO FOR NOT MAKING THESE THINGS PROFESSIONAL GRADE
IT'S LIKE THEY HATE THE COMPETITIVE COMMUNITY OR SOMETHING

I don't even know what you're trying to make fun of right now.
All I know is that you're probably overreacting and possibly being a dick.
Or was that the other way around.
 
There are some exciting matches turning up...like this one between R.O.B. and Duck Hunt Dog
 
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Duck Hunt Dog is looking like a Peacock tier zoner, seriously. Gonna have fun with him.
 
So any high-level matches?
Specially Little Mac? What about custom moves? any videos or explanations about them?
 
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Well I guess I'll give it a- what the fuck they expect me to screenshot it, crop it and host it myself?
Who the fuck made this piece of shit?
You know what I'll just type mine out because fuck that.
Old mains are first row:
Link (white), Kirby (Monochrome), Luigi (Pink), Mr.Game and Watch (Normal), Bowser (Pink hair edition), Jigglypuff (Hair bow), Dedede (Monochrome), Toon Link (Well excuuuuuse me, princess!)
Newcomers that look good are bottom row:
Megaman (Rush Coil), Duckhunt Dog (Banjo Kazooie), Robin (Pretty Pink Girly Girl), Wii Fit Trainer (Normal), Villager (Pretty Extra Pink Girly Girl), Shulk (Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club), Bowser Jr. (Normal), Rosalina and Luma (Fire Flower)
 
Fuck

Sakurai confirms Ice Climbers are out because 3DS was too weak, and they even had a working IC prototype on Wii U. UGH
 
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After the first five they're in no particular order.
I'm sorry my colors are so boring.
 
how the heck do I post an image from that thing here ):
 
Fuck

Sakurai confirms Ice Climbers are out because 3DS was too weak, and they even had a working IC prototype on Wii U. UGH

Really? He couldn't say, oh I dunno, make Nana ride piggyback on Popo or something? Because I'm not buying that excuse.
 
Dammit if they can only get certain characters to work just fine on one system but not the other, then they probably should have just made the game for the one system.

Oh, and:

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Really? He couldn't say, oh I dunno, make Nana ride piggyback on Popo or something? Because I'm not buying that excuse.

Ice Climbers wouldn't be Ice Climbers if Nana/Popo wasn't, to at least some extent, partially controlled by the AI. The whole point to their character is that he/she is a puppet character that mimics your moves. The difference between ICs and someone like Rosalina is that the secondary character is an AI controlled entity that responds to player input.

Even if having one IC on stage isn't too big a deal, I'm sure that having four ICs on stage at the same time becomes rather process intensive even for a game like this (especially for something that needs to work consistently over local wireless play and wifi). They probably put a decent amount of time into trying to get them to work and brainstorming ways they could potentially implement them. It's likely that they didn't want to change the core mechanics of the ICs but also couldn't get them to work the way they are, forcing them to make a decision as to whether or not they should drop ICs or give them more development time.

Either that, or Sakurai is a big fat liar. Who knows. Either way, I wouldn't doubt his explanation. It makes perfect sense at this point.
 
I can't imagine 4 IC's playing on 3DS at the same time would be all that swell.

ALSO YEAH SKULL IM FINNA TFC CHYUH
 
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Nah, we lost ICs because Sakurai's too much of a lazy shit to figure out how to make 'em work on a 3DS.

He does remember the New 3DS is coming right
 
Nah, we lost ICs because Sakurai's too much of a lazy shit to figure out how to make 'em work on a 3DS.

He does remember the New 3DS is coming right

What we don't know is that The new 3DS is actully a 3DS with a new sticker on it
 
How did you guys get your roster onto here, I can't seem to be able to do that.
 
Really? He couldn't say, oh I dunno, make Nana ride piggyback on Popo or something? Because I'm not buying that excuse.
Nah, we lost ICs because Sakurai's too much of a lazy shit to figure out how to make 'em work on a 3DS.

He does remember the New 3DS is coming right
ICs cut because 3DS was not powerful enough...
New 3DS coming out with more power....
ICs speculated to be future DLC.....
HHHHMMMMMMMMMM
 
Really? He couldn't say, oh I dunno, make Nana ride piggyback on Popo or something? Because I'm not buying that excuse.

It's legit. The game is already pushing the 3DS to the full extent that the hardware is capable of, and the sacrifices the team have made are noticeable (See: No miiverse except on New 3DS). This is the most glaring and unfortunate omission however.

How ironic that the first HD smash is held back by hardware which can't do what was already achieved over a decade ago.
 
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Nah, we lost ICs because Sakurai's too much of a lazy shit to figure out how to make 'em work on a 3DS.

He does remember the New 3DS is coming right

The ignorance flowing from this post is so heavy it's tangible.
 
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http://apps.warchamp7.com/smash/roster/
screen cap it.
then upload it.

Great, got it sorted except I do not know how to crop the image so that I just get the roster and not the other stuff captured in the screen cap.

Edit finally found the crop tool, here is my potential roster now.
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Buncha waifus. Space waifu, Marth waifu, spellbook waifu, dislocated shoulder waifu, troll waifu, armored waifu.

HE'S GOT NESS ON HIS TEAM THOUGH SO HE'S A-OKAY WITH ME
 
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