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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

You know, people were wondering earlier how King Crimson would be animated, but... Wouldn't they just do it like how Dio was messing with Polnareff on the stairs when they didn't know his ability? How it just jumps to the next thing? That's what I was thinking anyway.
 
I should attempt to read, and actually finish, Diamond is Unbreakable. I keep trying to read it from the beginning, get side-tracked by something else, and completely forget about it...
 
wait a sec you mean to tell me that something involving jojo's isn't being very serious and they're actually
*gasp*
having fun????????????
what the fuck
jojo's isn't fucking fun at all
what the fuck
who the fuck watches jojo's other to experience the FUCKING APEX
OF FUCKING DRAMA AND FUCKING SERIOUSNESS
I CANNOT STAND HERE
AND WATCH
AS THEY MURDER
THE SERIES WHERE A MAN ASSAULTS ANOTHER MAN
WITH A PIGEON
THE SHEER GALL
THAT THEY HAVE
TO DESECRATE
THE SERIES
WHERE A MAN FIGHTS AN ORANGUTAN WITH PSYCHIC CONTROL OVER AN OIL TANKER
THE DISGUSTING AND RECKLESS ABANDON THAT THEY HAVE
TO NOT TREAT A SERIES WHERE MAN PUNCHES A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI
WITH THE RESPECT
AND THE DIGNITY THAT IT DESERVES
FOR SUCH A SERIOUS
AND IMPORTANT
CARTOON ANIMATED SERIES
FOR ADULTS
FOR SERIOUS ADULTS
SEEKING SERIOUS NOT-ENTERTAINMENT (BECAUSE JOJO'S IS NOT MEANT TO BE FUN)
TO BE TREATED IN THIS WAY
IS AN OUTRAGE

"A british-american old guy, an egyptian fortune teller, 2 japanese students and a Frenchman travel to egypt to kill a half-naked british vampire"

"so what's the punchline?"

"YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING JOKE?! IT'S THE FUCKING PLOT OF PART 3 OF JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE!"
 
you know it's funny to see someone complaining about memes in english jojo's when the dub removed the shitty lolsorandom memes from joseph and made them
you know
actually funny
 
Never have I seen a "lolsorandom" moment in the sub, but I haven't seen the dub other than clips so this is a heavily skewed view. I was referring to the "hilarious" memes they added to All Star Battle in localization, but I don't know if you were aware or not.
 
Like Jolyne going balls deep on anyone?
 
honestly the only good joke that the localization added was "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA LISA" and that's really it
 
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So when is Jojo's x Virtua Fighter coming out?
 
So, i'm reading part 6 right now, and i must say, as the time goes on, Jotaro gets more and more nerfed.
 
So, i'm reading part 6 right now, and i must say, as the time goes on, Jotaro gets more and more nerfed.
To be fair, after part 3, even with time limit abilities, not only he got nerfed, he isn't as strong, smart or with some smart decisions, he was just, there, like, after part 3 ended he was the most powerful stand user (At that time) and he got a little of renown in Part 4, but Part 5 & 6 are different stories.

Ironically, out of all the Jojo's, accept it or not, the fact it's that Giorno is the most powerful jojo out there, and many people aren't giving him the "Oh my god he is so cool" because GER, and while i really like his stand and character, GER is a broken stand, probably even more than Tusk (ACTIV), but outside of Giorno, remember that after Part 3 the effects of the stand were more complex.

For example, Magician's Red or Silver Chariot were easy to tell what they do, but stands like Killer Queen Bites the Dust, Echoes, King Crimson, that alien dude from part 4 that is still not confirmed if it was a Stand or he was an alien, etc.

So, by taking those examples, Jotaro's Stand got weaker, not because he isn't powerful, it's because the effects of new stands were more approachable, complex, and harder but at the same time useful to use, Star Platinum is just a machine of punches with time limit included, you really can't do much outside of punching and time stopping for what, 5, 6 seconds?.

And also because he was becoming older and older, he didn't trained too much so you have to take that into consideration, to be fair, if he was more perceptive, maybe if he decided to train seriously after the end of Part 4 and develop all he could with SP, things in Part 6 weren't so messed up, but still, you can't expect much from a Stand who has a development potential of "E" because Star Platinum: The World, which, by Part 6 tier stands, he sucks, yeah, the top tier ability from Part 3 (Time Stop) is now one of the lowest for the same effects of new stands, he couldn't catch up with all of those sadly.
 
I believe is more of a perception thing.

Like, The World when Dio sucked Joseph's blood, or Star Platinum in his prime (that can deliver punches so fast and stop time for 5 seconds), are strong enough do deal with most enemies, even King Crimson.

Of course, until where i am now, Golden Experience is the most powerful because it is in its most powerful state. But a full power Dio or Jotaro could deal with most enemies with no major problems, is just the surprise factor and the fact, as you said, that Jotaro got soft (which it seems to be a trend since Joseph, i mean, the guy was a hamon master almost, and got soft too).

Jotaro is not the protagonist anymore, so is not that he is making the enemies stronger than him, or making him that much weaker, he is just being put in bad situations because he is not the protagonist anymore.

But for what i've seen, a full power The world or Star Platinum, is potentially unbeatable.
 
oh THIS great debate

is mikitaka
an alien
or
a stand user


i'm pretty sure he's an alien
 
He is obviously a perfect being created by aliens using Cars dna from the space, implanted in a earth's woman womb.
 
Pretty sure he's an egyptian god who fancies card games

I mean look at this guy
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jotaro sucks after part three because all the bad guys stopped doing one thing.

They didn't piss him off.

I think having a family and being a marine biologist was really good for his anger issues.


Also I have no idea what you guys are talking about, Mikitaka is a completely normal highschool boy and that is all there is to be said on the matter.
 
Mikitaka is whatever he wants to be and he won't confirm to your base perceptions
 
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King Kawaiimson
Odd, I was going to make the exact same joke, but decided against it.
 
Look closely enough, and you can see Star Platinum denying Diver Down's advances on Stone Free.
 
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Rip in pieces Dark Blue Moon, cause of death: backstabbed by Seth.
 
Is it bad that I legitimately think if they ever go back to the original universe somehow, Kars/Cars probably will return someway?
 
well i have to say it's probably pretty unlikely that they'll return there
 
Is it bad that I legitimately think if they ever go back to the original universe somehow, Kars/Cars probably will return someway?
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I assume this might be less confusing for people up to date...?
Yes and no. Most of it is still confusing (or nonsensical, at the very least) but you'd at least have a frame of reference.

Sorry, forgot you weren't far in.
 
you know
in all retrospect
i don't understand why people still claim that mikitaka is a stand user because it's already been proved he isn't
 
W-wait, all of that is real?!
It's a real story, yes, but light novels aren't canon.

Not all of them are that bad though, I liked Fugo's enough, and I always hear good things about the Kira one.
 
i think that some fans treat Fugo's novel as canon, especially since All-Star Battle referenced it and all
 
While Jorge Joestar is not canon, it comes to show how big, confusing and fucked up can the multiverse of Jojo become from a different point of view.