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HiroProtagonest said:
Isn't it still the same city? We have Judd and Sheldon. I figured that the hero was a newcomer, still with only default weapons and all.

From what I've been able to dig up, yeah it's the same city. But it's just a silly theory I had. And I was kind of rambling.
 
I'm more or less jealous of the fact that Verdant found a Switch at Walmart of all places.

I'm not bitter about how useless my town's Walmart is.
 
What? No, I ordered that shit online.

Walmart's online store doesn't have a guest checkout option though. You have to make an account. Joke's on them, though, because I have a few joke emails to toss at shit places like this.

Fuck Walmart for being evil shitstains and fuck Nintendo for making this the only way I can get those Joycons here in the States, and allowing WALMART OF ALL SHITTY PLACES to be its sole retailer.
 
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Oh.

Also what you just said is exactly how I feel about Walmart.
 
Verdant Brave said:
What? No, I ordered that shit online.

Walmart's online store doesn't have a guest checkout option though. You have to make an account. Joke's on them, though, because I have a few joke emails to toss at shit places like this.

Fuck Walmart for being evil shitstains and fuck Nintendo for making this the only way I can get those Joycons here in the States, and allowing WALMART OF ALL SHITTY PLACES to be its sole retailer.
I have at least two friends who have been forced to work at Wal-mart to make ends meet and I feel sorry for them every time
 
I hate to divert our well-deserved hatred towards a universally useless store but we got a weapon returning!

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Tonight, the Heavy Splatling Deco will be added to Ammo Knights! The Heavy Splatling Deco has the same stats as the Heavy Splatling, but comes with a snazzy new look. The main difference has to do with its Sub and Special weapons: this set comes with the protective Splash Wall and the fearsome Bubble Blower. Sheldon recommends this set to players who want to weave together solid strategy with fabulous style!
 
:O !!!!

I have never wanted something more in my life.
 
Preorder then, that says Dec. 2017 release!

Now where is a full S.H. Figuarts or Figma for Splatoon characters. Even a Nendoroid DJ Octavio!
 
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New weapons sounds cool! And now I go back to my corner and back to crying my eyes out.

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There is much science happening with today’s new weapon. According to Sheldon, the Rapid Blaster Pro uses a chamber system that delays oxidization to the last possible instance. So what does this mean exactly? An incredible range, that’s what!

This range is made even more dangerous with the Toxic Mist Sub weapon and Ink Storm Special (which is, of course, excellent for providing cover for your teammates). Overall, it’s a kit for the more technically minded Inklings out there.

Hopefully these findings will help your own Inkling research later tonight when the weapon becomes available.
 
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I literally do not understand this. We're having a Splatfest centered around... toilet paper???
 
Centered around a fundamental point in the universe you mean. You put the flap over or you have no soul. :T
 
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Oh...

Wait there are people that put the roll on backwards? I thought everyone had the roll facing forwards.
 
I don't even put it on the fuckin rack

I just put it behind the toilet
 
I hope your floor is clean enough for you to do that.
 
Oh. Sorry. Got a bit confused lol.

Also yeah. Why are we talking about this?
 
BeatNinja said:
No like behind the seat, on top, you know

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right here, true neutral path


shit

i can't believe we're talking about this

damn u miyamoto fils a-mech
Oh, so you like to exercise on the toilet. I see, I see
 
Okay, better Splatfest about the current thing we are talking about:

Charmin or Scott?
 
Okay so I did some looking around and only Europe is getting the toilet paper Splatfest. Also does anyone else think the colors they picked for it are nice? Love me some soft colors.

And apparently this stemmed from a joke about toilet paper? I'm still lookin' into that one.
 
This sounds as bad as the Ant or Grasshopper one Japan did based off the parable of the Ant & The grasshopper in Splatoon 1.
 
Hey since it's October, maybe the Splatfest theme will reflect that? Like werewolves vs vampires? Or you know witches vs vampires since I'm reminded of the literary garbage that is Twilight.
 
Hey guys heads up. Snapper Canal makes a splash into the map rotation tomorrow!

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We just heard that tomorrow at 7 AM PT, October 6th, a new stage named Snapper Canal will be added to the rotation!

Battles will take place on a riverbed that’s under construction. Try not to blindly rush in – it’s easy to fall into the central waterway if you’re not paying attention. The ground is also lower near the water, so watch out for foes with long range weapons on the platforms above. The key will be finding out how to successfully cross the water and continue the fight on the other side. There may be some snappy comebacks during these fights, so be prepared to make some snap decisions!
 
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Good luck on the 13th. You'll need it.
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Reports are in that a new Charger will hit Ammo Knights tonight. The Bamboozler 14 Mk I has a biodegradable look to it: we hear that it’s a tribute to a legendary squid squad leader (a leader who must have been very fearsome indeed!). Because of its unique design, this weapon can’t actually store a charge…but it does have a good rate of fire and decent mobility when fully charged. The kit also comes with Curling Bombs and Tenta Missiles to round things out.

Hopefully these findings will help your own Inkling research.

Also remember I guessed the theme would be vampires vs werewolves. I WAS RIGHT! Feels great man. Also I'm picking Team Vampire. Nothing against werewolves, they're super cool but I favor vampires just a bit more.
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October is here and that means it’s time for a spooky Splatfest! Will you sink your teeth into Team Vampire or have a howling good time with Team Werewolf? Or maybe you’re a fan of fangs? Oh wait, they both have fangs. My, this is going to be a tough one!

Splatfest kicks off Friday, October 13th at 9PM PT!
 
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