♫Wizardman, Wizardman,♫
♫Does whatever a wizard can.♫
♫Swings a sword, any size,♫
♫Smashes phantoms just like flies.♫
♫Look out! Here comes the Wizardman.♫
♫Is he strong? Listen bud—♫
♫He's got magical rings and stuff.♫
♫Can he fly on a drake?♫
♫Take a look overhead.♫
♫Hey there! There goes the Wizardman.♫
♫In the face of despair,♫
♫At the scene of the crime,♫
♫Like a burning flare,♫
♫He arrives just in time!♫
♫Wizardman, Wizardman,♫
♫Friendly neighborhood Wizardman.♫
♫Chocolate and sprinkles, he's ignored—♫
♫Plain sugar is his reward.♫
♫To him,♫
♫Life is a great big bang-up—♫
♫Wherever there's a donut shop,♫
♫You'll find the Wizardman!♫