PastelOctoling
Baby, I'm the trouble man!
This is the result of arguing about who is best girl.
No.
The real winner is no one. Especially in this situation.
FOOLISHNESS, MARIE, FOOLISHNESS!
Na Marie is now Doomguy
I'm really hoping that'll change this time. One of the last updates to Splatoon had a bunch of stuff relating to playable Octolings found via datamining, so it's definitely an idea they were considering. And I think the most plausible explanation for why that was added to the game and then scrapped is that they decided to save it for Splatoon 2.